Here is here:
My dad decided to prepare something. I scratched... blabbled.
Our dad fries something on a bowl once every 2-3 months. The last time nothing burned - the first time in a life together!

Fuck you girls! Am I the only one who perceives such phrases as the description of the FATHER’s story story, not the MAN’s? And then I'm still dumb for a minute - say, what's the life together, if it's about daddy? Do not move on to the mother's jargon all of the mother's circle of communication, the forces are no longer!

When I was around 15, I knew a little more about compasses than many of my neighbors and sometimes helped solve questions about the little things.

One time I was asked that in the word everything is strangely printed... in half an hour I just removed the screw and put it again. I was lazy to understand...
And don’t say that didn’t help... but from the height of years I think that pressing the insert key would be easier...

silver_m
A couple of years ago, in a marine aquarium near Miami, scientists brought several dolphins just caught in the ocean and planted them to already domesticated individuals, dividing for the case by a fence. According to the witnesses of the guards, all the next night the noise from the aquarium was delivered - these old people engaged in a conversation with the newcomers. The dolphins communicated through the fence without seeing each other.
What was the surprise of the scientists, when in the morning they discovered that the newcomers already know perfectly and perfectly perform all those tricks, which were previously taught by their previously caught colleagues.

Pancho
They told me how and why to get fish.

Everyone has come across a situation when the door pen is wet in a public toilet. Well, understandably, the previous visitor washed his hands, and wipe out nothing - the dryer does not work, the towels ended. Nothing terrible at all. And the scary is when the pen is wet and there is no drainage in the toilet.

prepared for work. Two small firmochki on "pairing anything to anyone". One did not take, the donkey in the other (their direct competitors). I admire myself, the work is not dusty, enough for the slaughter, the collective is normal, I pretend what horizons can be conquered and where to grow and here the bell. A call from the office where I was not taken. Interesting I think. "The grid fell" their only special in infection, and the director is on vacation. Well, I left my contacts, here they screamed. From the threshold to the forehead he asked if they would take me to work. It depends on how I handle it. and OK. He raised the servacle (directed the brains to the router), and at the same time merged their client base (because they were downsides). When asked when I should go out, they offered the option that they would call me when something happens and pay for full-time work.
When he told the boss and gave him the flash, he felt like a cat who brought a spider into his tapes.
I write because of a salary increase and a prize. The prize, shit, is unusual! Ura!

I can’t help but throw my five copies. In the top of 25 quotes 13 messages about pregnant women, 2 about cables, 3 more with comments. People posting quotes, are you sure you came to that resource?

>>> About Great Novgorod everything is reversed to the exact opposite.
You are speaking from Novgorod, in response:"A, from Lower..."
Then spend 2-3 minutes. to explain the geographical position of the Great and the Lower.)

Luckily, you people, you never had to explain to the Russians in which country of the world Orenburg is located.

And I am very surprised and amazed, people calling children bite, pregnant mothers and young mothers chickens, you are all from the kindergarten? Who gave you birth? Where did this hatred come from, who raised you? I think it was just a chicken and a cock, and you’re a bitch, I have it all.

A full refrigerator gets a hundred views per day. The slides are no less!

Tesla has launched a new, charged version of the car.

Not all people are useful in their aspiration and ability to work.I worked almost until the 8th month in stock. I went to decree. A little over a year later, I was called back by the boss. I have men in subjection worse than a pregnant grandmother! A good employee is always appreciated, whether a woman is pregnant or a man, it does not matter. Anyone who is sick, I advise you to approach your mother and ask why she gave you birth. Maybe in vain she did not have an abortion, you would have been more calm.

Remember what our young man told us?
What again?
- he invited a girl to his house for the night, the thing is, there here... she decides to turn him a bike, he says he has a headache, nothing will work out - you need to sleep.
Sometimes it happens what
- this is not the main thing, the main thing - that in the morning he called an ambulance, took the girl to the nearest hospital for examination. That doctors find out what this mess is and why such a young beauty has a headache in the evenings
Well, she will think of refusing him once or immediately for a doctor’s appointment.

I got my diploma, I don't have a job :R
yyy[on the job]: I also got it, it didn’t help

X: When I think about work, some special mode is turned on in my head.
A regime of inaction?

I decided to start a new life, so I threw away the old things.
I: It was good, of course, but those things were mine.

In connection with the fact that I went to work... my garden turned into a branch of the reserve "Step Strelecka" :crazy:
And then came the day, I swear.
My husband stopped me screaming. He asks to wait with the barrel.
He jumps into the garden and......... brings me a bouquet of flowers, fields (from the garden :D ) - all kinds of chamomile there, vasils, clavier... proudly handed and accompanied by the words: "well, and now go missing, you have long been gathered to give you flowers".

Review of online shops:
mikekazarin: And the review was not overwhelmed, apparently the moderators are softer and more adequate.
Moderators: In any case. We are as angry as before.

In Chelyabinsk, the mother was not allowed to go to the birthplace.
Born in the car.
What other shit is needed for and against childbirth?

A magic story about pregnant women. So many pearls. No one is opposed to sex. But nature made it pleasant only then to reproduce.

When they sing the anthem, everyone stands up, but many have to be planted.