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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17841
 05.07.2009
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:42:16)
What about depression? Happened what?
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:42:52)
:) mlin, you are the second to explain :) Under another status the program does not come out in the network :)
IVANescence (03/07/2009 23:44:00)
Emotionally :D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:15)
:D
Noch_ka (03/07/2009 23:44:18)
Yes yes :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №17840
 05.07.2009
5 out of the window. Fucking global warming.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17839
 05.07.2009
I remember at the age of 16 epuus, at home in my parent's room, and the ancestors passed away, there was no better.
You are right away, hand behind the back.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17838
 05.07.2009
About corruption :

> the belt is not attached... go into the car...
>I am him-on200 and go yourself...

Here is such a shit first with the grandmothers ticks everyone in the wreath, and then the shit goes and sells all the fucks!!!". What is better than selling menta??? What? I hate such fools.

People support me! There is no power, no power...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17837
 05.07.2009
Under the lying stone, water can still flow, and under the soil is not.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17836
 05.07.2009
People suffering from the consequences of sticking dead zephir in the microwave!!!! to
Take a glass (fire resistant), pour water, up. Put 2 tablespoons of citric acid, or press out the lemon. And in the microwave, at maximum power a couple of times for 2-3 minutes. To squeeze and squeeze a little. Then Zephyr Leggo is removed: ) So it is easier to wash it off from other foods.
Bring it somewhere so that people do not suffer.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №17835
 05.07.2009
NN is gifted. Happy Birthday to you!! How do you note? Have you already given it?
PS: No, I didn’t call a lot of people. Gifted football ghettos, two thousand, and a set of pre-french players)))
NN: cards, money, two socks xD

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17834
 05.07.2009
XXX: What color do you like?
Tagged: Transparent

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17833
 05.07.2009
I was told until the vision improved they will not take to the auto school. So instead of stopping sitting behind the compost for days, I downloaded a table to check my eyesight and taught it.
My eyesight may be bad, but my memory is good.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17832
 05.07.2009
But here I have the keys, instead of a barrel, hanging a cooler from the nVidia 7300GT video card.....so you will lose the shit.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17831
 05.07.2009
I smoke on the balcony and I hear somewhere in the neighborhood playing loud music. I go back to the room and I realize that it’s not music, but our old washing machine “Eurika” to take care of the wall and the floor – the laundry presses off. Reflections on current trends in art.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №17830
 05.07.2009
Blessed be the one who first wrote "take to the top".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17829
 05.07.2009
We did not beat him! Not very much at all.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17828
 05.07.2009
Striptease on YouTube. The stones:

I really like her eyes. They're beautiful.
The Amazing Girl. Heaven is missing an angel.
Zzzz: Thank you for extending!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №17827
 05.07.2009
I am like everyone else, not like everyone else.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №17826
 05.07.2009
of today. There was no lift in our house for about a month.
a serious breakdown of the electric motor, such as the wire burned. and today
happy day, started, and I become the first lucky person -
when the door opens on the floor in the cabin four mechanical lifts and,
Apparently, the master just finished the repair. Go down further. Almost not
As you reach the first floor, the elevator stops helplessly. Through some
the time period when it becomes clear that the situation is unusual,
I automatically reach the controller's call button. A dark voice behind:

Here is everything...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17825
 05.07.2009
The Talmud, Socrates and Two in the Smoker
The Jewish Parable

In the mid-20s, a young Jew came to the famous New York City.
The rabbi said he wanted to study the Talmud.
Do you know Aramaic? Asked the rabbi.
and no.
And the Jewish?
and no.
Did you teach Torah as a child?
No to you, Rabbi. But you do not worry. I finished the Faculty of Philosophy.
Berkeley and just defended his dissertation on logic in Socrates's philosophy.
And now, to fill the white spots in my knowledge, I want to
Learn some of the Talmud.
“You are not ready to teach the Talmud,” said the rabbi. This is the deepest book of
All written by people. But once you insist, I will arrange a test for you.
Logic: If you do it, I will work with you.
The young man agreed, and the rabbi continued.
Two people go down the smoke. One comes out with a clean face.
The other is dirty. Who is going to wash?
The young philosopher had his eyes on his forehead.
Is this a test of logic?! to
The rabbi cried.
The one with a dirty face.
is wrong. Think logically: He who has a dirty face will look at it.
The one whose face is clean, and he decides that his face is clean too. And that, w
whose face is clean, will look at the one whose face is dirty, will decide that he
He also got dirty and went to wash.
Very cleverly invented! I admired the guest. “Rabbi, give me more.
Just one test!
Okay young man. Two people go down the smoke. One comes out of
One with a clean face, the other with a dirty. Who is going to wash?
But we have already found out – the one whose face is clean!
is wrong. Both are going to wash. Logically, the one who
a clean face, will look at the one whose face is dirty, and will decide that his
The face is dirty too. And the one whose face is dirty will see that the other has gone.
When he washes, he realizes that he has a dirty face, and he goes to wash too.
I did not think about it! Surprisingly, I made a logical mistake!
Rabbi, let’s do another test!
Okay well. Two people go down the smoke. One comes out clean.
One is dirty, the other is dirty. Who is going to wash?
Both are going to wash.
is wrong. None of them will wash. Think logically:
The one whose face is dirty will look at the one whose face is clean.
Go to wash. And he whose face is clean will see that he whose
The face is dirty, does not go to wash, will understand that his face is clean, and also does not.
Go to wash.
The young man came into despair.
I can teach the Talmud. Ask something else!
Okay well. Two people go down the smoke:
Oh my God! None of them will go to wash!! to
is wrong. Knowledge of the logic of Socrates.
Is it enough to teach the Talmud? Tell me how it can be that
Two men were descending on the same pipe, and one of them stunned.
The face, and the other? Do you not understand? This whole question -
meaningless, and if you spend your life responding to meaningless
Questions, all your answers will also be meaningless!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №17824
 05.07.2009
To the citations:

The office in which I work serves the bodies of state authorities and local self-government (confederation subjects, internet access, video conferences). Here I sit at home and decided to experiment, let me think I will stick to one of the video conferences and see what they are talking about. As a result, the situation: an important session, all in tie/jacks. And then on the walls through the projector I appear from the house in cowards, scratch the tail and give "so I, and what is happening here". Next, I see the flattered faces turning toward me and an active webcam indicator on my аймаque. I will be fired tomorrow.

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Write what it ended!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17823
 05.07.2009
and shorter. I put Zephyrine in the microwave for a minute. Establishment of the system of SVH.
It swelled to a giant size, but I had to open the door and pull out the dish. As soon as she swelled, she looked like a dead medusa.
Bosch

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №17822
 05.07.2009
I went to Vanu Mosaic, left the phone in the kitchen.
After washing I read the received sms (from the girl):
"Hello to you! How are you?"
"Do you keep silent?) )"
"well...what happened again?"
"Do not be silent..."
"You are ignoring me, right?Now go on!"
" Have you been killed? Sorry, I’m getting hot =* "
...
I washed O_O

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