A forumman placed an advertisement in the branch "Real Estate", but instead of "House on Varaxino" (it is a distant suburb of Izhevsk) was sealed and it turned out to be "Dam on Varaxino".

The moderator moved the announcement to the branch "Sex".

Sorry the artist is not Russian, I would order a painting from him
YYY: What is the problem?
xxx: just that with my knowledge of English will sound like 'I GIVE U MONEY, U GIVE ME PICTURE, ALRIGHT?'

(Discussion of screenshot with Sean Bean)

This is Ted Stark!
YYY: It is right! Only in the film "Anna Karenina" 1995 :) apparently, he is here Vronsky)
yyy:...although with his luck he should have played Anna :)

What do we give to Dr. Lenke?
zzz: she epilator wanted or fan
xxx: ah, if the hair on the legs does not shrink, then at least the laying will do

xxx: How do you strike the barge of the civilisation into a crowd of people who are not heavily captured by stickers?? to
YYY: It is great
zzz: well why, there at least the word "how" without errors

That our at the championship played no worse than Spain and England, and then at least once their game would be compared to the Brazilian.

Everything is told on TV. Accident on the road, shooting. One of the participants says: "I wanted to scare him with a traumatic pistol, and he got a rifle."

Lex: And I am satisfied with my salary (Imagine it happens). I think how to explain to the bosses, so that I am motivated by removing responsibilities and responsibilities - that is, ideally at the top of the career forest I should not do anything for the same money)

This is the reward:
And so that you do not get up twice: weapons about the "unrecognized human larvae," all march to read developmental psychology, at least a textbook-christomatics for psychophagians to begin with.

If you read carefully, you would understand that the people are mainly not so much against children, but against the fact that parents take them to places where children have absolutely nothing to do and have nothing to be - in cafes, bars, etc.

My husband and I are on a trip to the UK soon. Both speak English approximately three times. My husband is also a vegetarian. We rehearse the dialogues:
I: Well, let’s go into the cafe. You have to say that you are a vegetarian. What will you say?
Oh my husband, oh my husband!
I am :D
Husband : What?
I: You said you are a vegetable. It is vegetarian. How do you know what kind of vegetarian you are? (Well in terms of ovo, lactose, vegan)
The husband, thinking how to say, scratches the tail: -Aim hard vegetarians!
I will bring you a stone :)

No fuck to fuck! - And immediately with such a polite voice to the second - Sergey Viktorovich, more cautious.
Reminds me of the joke:
Grandma, dear, please take me by the hand, fucking - so together.

Where can a beginner programmer work?
Freezing the carrier.

I moved to a new house and here in the course of a week under the evening, the cockroaches were ripped out cm 2 in length, they were easily killed with a tap, usually with one blow, but here, at the end of the week, the ONO was ripped out cm 7 in length, with wings, with goats - from the taps, the poison does not take it, what to do with it I don't know, one will cope with it can't, runs there here for three hours probably...
WOW: Well what I need to teach you, Chuk, is the boss, take hilla, tank, three dd and goo on it, maybe a bit of something will fall out...

If your wife insists on installing beads, do not resist. There can be up to 10 bottles of beer for cooling.

From jabber conference dedicated to the Haiku operating system:

* Guest 1 feels great reading in the Microsoft Exchange web interface, via Linux Firefox, email from Apple tech support: "Open Safari..."

From all this, we can conclude that beepacks are not the food of the poor, it is the food of the lazy.

It was removed from the tongue! Even at the stage of the holivar about chicken and potatoes thought, and why so scarce? Cereals are cheaper than potatoes and what a variety! Pig liver is cheap and useful, fish is quite inexpensive, but it is all to cook! I have one husband in my family now working, two children, a mortgage, capital repair we do and a mirror my husband in the DR buy. And the husband in the factory is an engineer... just his wife knows how to cook and save.

Dzintars - from the Latvian "cotton". This is translated as "Yan".
All is norm. There was such a writer - Vasily Yang, wrote a trilogy about the Tatar oak.

Aha, a potato - from the English "potatochka, meaning po - in translation of kar.

I married a roller coaster. It is easy to be a good wife. It is enough to feed him with snacks and allow him to freelance in the Gandalf costume.

Irina: Prokhorov abandoned the Y-mobile... What will we drive on now???and :-(
Michael: Sadly... :-( You’ll probably have to ride these German cranes with garlics?

As is from the dating site, could not pass by)

"I will only meet the seedquaters"