Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shut up! Mario Fernandez is a Russian.
WHO IS THIS WASTER?
Football player, CSKA player
WOW: For some reason to invite a neighbor to his wife, if the husband is not worth it - it is bad. And inviting players from another country when yours are not worth it is good.

Midnight, ordinary raid, conversation in the TS:
I’m going to steal the refrigerator!
Be a real Viking! Steal the right! Return to Rich! A lot of drinks, drinks and drinks!
Oh ahahah!
Where do you find the chicken in the refrigerator?
Midnight is the time and place. xd

>>> Colleagues, non-sexual reproduction is cloning. Cloning is also prohibited. and stupid.

Biology textbook, class 6, vegetative reproduction. And it is better to ask a neighbor in the country to show how the seedlings are rooted.

"Recently, the friend shared the secret. The wife has read some hernia, consulted with her mother, and now sleeps, having a sharpened osinus col.
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Where is? Not even so. where? In which chickens with magnets do you find these chickens?

Gardeners-colleagues talk in a break for a cup of tea

- so mushrooms can also be divided in the landscape.
I have tried
And how?
The pen stands, no mushrooms

Remember the investor’s first commandment: “Don’t keep all the eggs in one trousers!”

The consumption of pomegranate fruit prolongs life by one and a half times.

Good dealers of grenades. But not.

Marriage of the Day:
Downloaded a mathematical encyclopedia dictionary in.pdf format.
The content of the file is the result of the work of the text recognizer. Everything is recognized, including formulas and tables. All incomprehensible (from the point of view of the program) symbols are in good faith replaced by Russian letters.
The Pizzeria.

Incapsulation is when everything works. But where is that button, when pressed, everything stops working.
Polymorphism is when you work and it doesn’t work.
Inheritance is when "horn with it, a fix in the next version".

@JimmyJonezz: So many beautiful, young and lonely girls... but with children.
@33: If you are not afraid of difficulties, then in a while one of these women will be alone with another child.

How to tell you...

In fact, when you mention that you bought a powerful computer, a car, like a toy, and spent the evening with friends, you hear one thing in response: "Well, I have a family, I can't do it."
What is the point of getting married? What does a man get from this?

You are not married to acquire, you are a child of a consumer society. And if it is more important for you to have toys, to do what your left heel will tell you at any time, and not to report to anyone, than to live a loved and loving person nearby, then you really do not marry, you have not matured before that. I married a woman I loved, and my "freedom" was not affected, because I was not looking for a mom, but a companion of life, a fighting friend. Those who marry to be blasphemed - well, to acquire with your words, then they complain that they are controlled, well what do you want. Yes, playing and meeting with friends no one interferes with me, a surprise?

We discuss our pregnant women, for the whole of life:

XHH: My ex-wife at the refuelling station asked for a check on gasoline. and smelled. My daughter is normal, 10 years old. and :)

Today, the customer asked to send him the goods by Russian mail. After 10 minutes, contextual advertising offered to buy rails wholesale. It suggests that if the railway itself is paved and the goods are taken away, it will be faster.

Cucumbers, afternoon and td
People expelled from the country is quite mono to call - deportation

There is a discussion in the chat of the poem Chukovsky "Aibolit"
[9:16:57] xxx: a cow, a wolf, a frog, and so on can be calling KGB field agents in Africa, so Dr. Aybolit is the underground physician for embedded agents to whom they turn in case of injuries. This conclusion can be made from a calling doctor - Aybolit, which can symbolize suddenly received injury / injury.
This is some kind of test center, maybe even a secret bacteriological laboratory, built by the Soviet Union for aid to developing countries in Africa, around which a closed city of type N has been formed. tk. Too many things and they immediately got sick.
And Aybolit delivered some secret super-drug under the code name thermometer and googol-mogol.

I knock on the door, I open the door, on the threshold of the neighbor. A large-aged child weighs under 130 kilograms of living weight. He looks at me for 5 seconds and asks me the most delicious question I’ve ever been asked:

A dog at home? ...

..... I couldn’t even find what to answer him, but just shouted deep into the apartment:

and Martin! It is to you! = D

The bones were brought, it turns out)))

I read about the joke with the purchase of a game comp and it became interesting how an adult would do.
He asked his father, and, after explaining the essence, a short dialogue came out:
What would an adult do?
I thought with my head.

>>>The original quote was about the TV in the KITCHEN! There cook food and hands are often wet, fatty, dirty. And the box on the controller is quite practical.

There is a joke about practicality in the kitchen: a new chef comes to the restaurant and asks colleagues:
Why do you have ropes on your belt?
- This is when you go to the toilet, so that your hands do not take, you pull out the rope and write.
Comfortable, you do not have to wash your hands afterwards.
Back then how?
How is it. Half of...

Q: Do you want to know what was one of my wishes for the new year?
XY: the fried nails?and ;))
XX: (not thinking about it) I wasn’t pregnant anymore!

Oak E1

BukhalovTM: Judging by the number of debils around, the real impact of microwaves and cellular on the brain is greatly underestimated