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[ + 106 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17821
 05.07.2009
When I was a child, when a lot of guests gathered, I loved to add a small drop of iodine to the tea.
The color and taste of the tea from this does not change, but if you soak the bulk in it, it is painted in a perforating blue color.

Children at the adult table pay little attention.

This is how you sit, make a bite, bite, chew off gradually all the conversations go away, no one eats or talks anymore - they look at everything with horror...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №17820
 05.07.2009
Walked a company around the city. We go and I saw a rubber gum in one of the shopping tents (who remembers "Love is..."). And I was so nostalgic that I approached the saleswoman and asked:
How many of these gums do you have left?
There were about 200. I bought them all, the good is about a ruble. And here is this picture: standing at the tent of 8 guys 25-27 years old and splashing rubber on their pockets, while laughing joyfully, and cries:
Let’s take a look and invest now!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №17819
 05.07.2009
At work on the radio listened to the advertisement of the film "Night at the Museum2"
Amused the following:
Do we have a plan?
We are not planning, we are acting!! We are Americans.
I understood a lot here.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17818
 05.07.2009
xxx: Looking for the Internet "Alarm Signals on a hiking ship". Google is burning! He issued a signal "Prepare for battle" and "Attention! Emergency Drainage!and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17817
 04.07.2009
Comments to the video on which a UFO is imprinted. There is a lot of controversy about whether this video is real or fake. The opinions of the participants were divided by about 50:50. Killed the last comment, after which the discussion ended: "Boys, look at the narrative of this video, in the place where the object flies closest to the camera. You are not bothered by the inscription "OpenGL" on THE OBJECT?"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №17816
 04.07.2009
Why do you think that if you are a child, you are a minor?

Authorship (c)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №17815
 04.07.2009
XX: ha, the perversion My friend is a real fool.
Twenty-first: he decently managed, and when he realized that his life is not going very well, he developed a wild plan to climb to a bright future.
XX: After the salary, this lump has melted all the money. The house paid, Inet paid, the rest is for the sacrifice.
XX: And this is what he wrote to me later:
"I am tired of eating. I am tired of watching TV. I am tired of the internet. But there is nothing more to do, shit!! I think I know Zen. I managed to joke myself and at the same time I have nothing to say to myself=)"

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17814
 04.07.2009
The street brought me up!

Zzz: The Sesame Street?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17813
 04.07.2009
I went to the dentist for another visit today. The first was to Volgograd. She: where you were these six months, I then put you a type of arsenic, I thought you were already alive...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17812
 04.07.2009
Warlock: shit, I saw the jewellery funny in the store, my should like it, I think in honor of what to give... There are no holidays nearby... If it is just so, suddenly it is... Probably, you have to get drunk properly, as a result of which she will be offended by me, and this is as if in a sign of reconciliation to give... In the end, everyone should stay happy...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №17811
 04.07.2009
After a little girl took her seat in the subway, I realized that it was worth it to shave her beard.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17810
 04.07.2009
I am not upset at all, just the world around me today is so upset and bold that I look somewhat unseen in its background.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17809
 04.07.2009
Are there other people who don’t play a fucking farmer?
Buy better for yourself on Tetris, well on the edge of Tamagochi.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17808
 04.07.2009
It would seem that a reversed world is where the fish fly high, the birds swim deep, and on the fence the word MEL is written by a fox.

In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №17807
 04.07.2009
The photo shows a small donkey sitting on a branch, and next to it stands a girl and as if putting the donkey’s shoulder, and that almost half crossed her shoulder.
Signature under the photo: "In the box"
I long thought where to put the emphasis.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17806
 04.07.2009
Gorynych: A new toy store "Audacious World" has been opened for children of hoppies.
Etherlord: Do the hoops have children? 0 - O
No shit they’re multiplying caps.
here fucked the gopneg kapko she hour lyed and the hook in her already a new gopneg

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №17805
 04.07.2009
Do you have visual or auditory memory?
Little Crazy Ghost: The Girl

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17804
 04.07.2009
The number of unemployed in Russia since the end of April has decreased by about 0.5%, or 20 thousand. One in a week"

They die of hunger. No other way.

gdr.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №17803
 04.07.2009
The Ice Age 3. Protein chooses between nuts and females, a long pause. My husband and wife sit next to me.

Man: Do not act!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №17802
 04.07.2009
Tiger is a great multifunctional device - cat and shredder at the same time :)

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