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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32928
 14.07.2010
Katyuschkin: (rofl) Do you have forgotten our past?
Dallilu: Don’t tell none
Katyushechkin: 8-)the grave)) and another 120 people
Dallilu: Brother's Tomb

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32927
 14.07.2010
Today VKontakte decided to make me my friend Apple iPhone.
YYY: What is that? Is the iPhone so smart that it’s done by itself? Cyborgs overwhelming the planet?
xxx: And judging by the inf, he is also able to film in porn.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32926
 14.07.2010
at 10:46 pm biguskis
How is she? Sex drugs and rock roll
at 10:46 pm biguskis
) ) )
at 10:48 pm chto_novogo:
Oga Ovary, Internet and Postgraduate Studies

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №32925
 14.07.2010
Dark Stranger: Well, do it. Just remember that the boundary between "Scha’s a little bit smooth and will be zaipцца" and "Oh, I’ve got to dig what I did!" – very thin :) Good luck)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32924
 14.07.2010
Marketers are strange :)
YYY :!? to
xxx: placed as a promotional campaign smoky gates, on which the projection is displayed in the store, like a hologram, you approach, and they open inside and tempt you to enter, like a horror film :)), 2 days of people in the store was not, everyone looked first at the entrance, then roared over those who stumbled and feared to pass:))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32923
 13.07.2010
Tagged: monitor purchased
27 inches of fucking ?
What a huge steel now.)
Mindhack: Do you get angry when they write the caps?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32922
 13.07.2010
XXX: What is this sad status?
YYY: caught who what
XXX is a bird? =) is
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY and the gonorrhea :(

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32921
 13.07.2010
climb_ever
I found it in Google.) it is huge.
climb_ever
Fuck the military :D

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32920
 13.07.2010
Rome (12:16:58 13/07/2010)
And in my world there are only machines with CPUs. They eat fries and crawl with strawberries

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32919
 13.07.2010
Y: How to work?
X: without a soft sign. And you?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32918
 13.07.2010
Pyu: I need to bring discomfort to one person through a mobile phone
Piu: What to do?
GREGox: fuck the head with the Nokia 3310?

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32917
 13.07.2010
Lightning: Pasha told yesterday how the cat again dropped a long cactus from his table. The scheme there is this - at the table sits Pasha, in front of him sits a cat, and behind the cat sits a cactus. So this is how Pashin’s story began – I sneezed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32916
 13.07.2010
and Tybola:
In the game Colonization of the Aztecs from the heat apparently artificial intelligence broke up - they require me 0 units of sugar, well, of course I gave

The Woman:
The boy is checked.

The rifleman:
They were just looking for a reason to come in.

and Tybola:
Like the Gypsies, let them drink.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32915
 13.07.2010
There are situations in life that can only be characterized by the male sex of the female genital organ :(

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32914
 13.07.2010
I work in the hospital as an operator-technologist and I am scared - people from our dentist go to the hands of traumatologists... with a diagnosis - VIVICH CHELUSTI O_o

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32913
 13.07.2010
What about the pasta with a toast?
he: mmm, tasty
Only salt would be left.
He and Ketchup
He: And the hats...

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №32912
 13.07.2010
Niceneasy: Lenka has dogs, a hybrid wolf with a cockroach
Niceneasy: It's clear that my cat is that funny snack
Niceneasy: I was afraid that she would eat that dirty Yorkshire.
Niceneasy: I locked a puppy in the bathroom while Lenka hanged on me
Niceneasy: Casus came out today.
Niceneasy: She took my keys, went home to me alone
Niceneasy: I regretted my pet and threw my cat into the bathroom and closed it
Niceneasy: But my cat is scattered, knows how to open the door from the inside.
Niceneasy: Angry with such disrespect, the cat came out of the bathroom
Niceneasy: And caught this shit on thin legs
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
Niceneasy: She took her skin and took her to the bathroom
Niceneasy: I love my cat)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32911
 13.07.2010
Heaven: Listen, do you remember, in St. Petersburg Institute of Technology at which metro station is located?
Photographer: You won’t believe...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №32910
 13.07.2010
I hate it! Irkutsa decided to marry Sasha. What a pepper! No, you can imagine? and IRA! For the Sasha? Is it just me that seems funny?! to
ADOLFIK: Who are all these people? O_O
You don’t know them, go on.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32909
 13.07.2010
craigy-waigy
There was happiness. Katyuka asked to help her with Skype settings. I bought a microphone. I called her, she heard me, I wasn’t there. We broke all the settings, all the options of the boxes and the arrangements of the different bars. After 40 minutes I ask her the name of the microphone - she writes me X-STORM USB-LT. I hit the yandex - it turned out that it was a laptop lamp)))

Someday Offer
))))))))))))
Tell her to speak in the earphone.

craigy-waigy
This blonde will not believe ?

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