Today is Open Day at Work!
Forgot to close 21 ports? =) is

from a conversation in the dining room at lunch, Friday

111 And I go home to my parents for the weekend, I finally buried well
222 Oh yeah, and my sister comes to me for a weekend, will cook me)
222 And then I was busy, at home tomatoes with cucumbers to eat, tomatoes - cucumbers, cucumbers - tomatoes...
She will come and make you a salad :D

Almaty (01:35:59 11/07/2011)
Who do you miss?
-July- (02:00:08 11/07/2011)
by you
Alma (02:00:29 11/07/2011)
Do you want sex again?
Alma (02:03:17 11/07/2011)
You don’t think of me differently.
-July- (02:05:12 11/07/2011)
Yes well
Alma (02:05:30 11/07/2011)
Well then. is pleased. Excuse me
-July- (02:06:53 11/07/2011)
Let us walk
Alma (02:13:34 11/07/2011)
Where to walk?
-May- (02:14:09 11/07/2011)
everywhere
-May- (02:14:36 11/07/2011)
I can have at home.

YaNik
He abandoned me! How to get it back!and (

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The daughter was watching the movie for 34 years, there the girl is going on a wedding trip and says to her mother: "She took a flanel nightwear and a cotton for the ears - all that a young wife needs."

"To be in tone, you need to be in you!"To be in aura... I’m even afraid to imagine it.

The Film Target:
Russia in 2020. In the country, stability and prosperity triumph, a unique version of the social system was found, guaranteeing a fair distribution of public goods.

Genre - Fantasy

The class!! representation of Yellow Pages in Lviv - LLC "Golden Rain"

I took a cold shower and felt like a girl deprived of her virginity.
xxx: first want to scream and unpleasant, and then even liked

Working time with the designer:

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I came to work in one office today, I needed to go to the 21st floor...So I remembered this recording:

“While you’re in the elevator, raise your compressed fist up and stretch – be a Superman.”

and stood all the way in the "superman’s position"
Then I go out such a step, and the guard looks strangely at me... Oh, how did I know that there were cameras in the elevators??? >_<"

You are a victim of the internet.

News on one Chelyabinsk portal "Soviet ice cream returns: now fruit and berries"
The comments:
A joke from life, told a friend. They went to Ukraine. They decided to buy ice cream at the store and something in the range reminded them of the Soviet tomato ice cream. A friend asks the trade "A tomato ice cream you have?"Trade in response "and where do you come from?"A friend "From Chelyabinsk"Trade with your Bazar "Va-al, you can imagine Chelyabinsk tomato ice cream does!!and "

The Master with Margarita. Read another book.

Emilio, this is what the factory of technicians means.
In the chat for the third hour there is a fight, which began with the calculation of gasoline spent on burning car headlights....)))

I came from the army. The jokes about the military have become funny.

XHH: I have come to know why a stylus is attached to the touch Nokia, which it does not actually need
WOW: And why then?
XHH: It turns out, it is vital for them to get the strawberries out of the bowl and not stick their sticky fingers into the screen.

As children cease to believe in Santa Claus, so my cat ceased to believe in the glove.

I wrote a post in ZJ, a long time, mistaken button and moved to another site, press back... and I wrote the post, editing the old record, respectively, no shit was preserved. In desperate hope for a new recording - maybe in the drawing! A new window opens: to recover from the drawing?
Yes to!! to
An old test result appears:
You are an elephant!
X_X O

There are two TV programs on my cat’s TV: when he sits on the window, he watches what’s going on on the street. When I put him out of the window, he looks at what’s going on in my house.

xxx: I meet here in the hallway of the institute one former employee of the department, an elderly under 70. We talked about that, about that. At the end of the conversation she said to me:
How is Professor Orlov? Send him a greeting from me.
Professor Orlov has been dead for four years.
What are you saying?!! It was such a wonderful man... It was such a great man... It was such a pity... Well, send me a greeting...