Sergey Vilyanov in guests at Goblin. The 4K TV:
There is no content in 4K resolution. Fortunately, representatives of the romantic comedy industry, where everyone loves each other but never marries, fill this gap. The acne can be seen simply astonishingly clearly.

No one has ever called porn so beautiful!

The customer asked to send an e-mail to a scan of the document and in the subject of the letter to indicate "for the company". On the park wrote "for the Wood". After 20 minutes, the manager of that company calls back and half whispering: - We have the floor of the office inadequate. To whom specifically to hand over documents?

A friend broke the right mirror on some Mazda. I ordered a new one and it arrived. It is written on the box that it is right. On the mirror itself it is stamped that it is right. In fact, it is left.
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Children, we are used to look at the mirrors from the driver’s side, along the way. This is logical while you drive the car. And they are used to look from the repairman who changes these mirrors. Not from the cabin, but from the outside, looking at the car in the opposite direction. Accordingly, "right" and "left" are changed. For this, by the way, there are catalogues with illustrations and Part number to immediately order what you need.

25k - for this money you can barely buy food and pay a quarter fee (not for rental housing). This is not life. Where is entertainment, where is leisure, where is shopping? So a single girl has to pay from 40 minimum!

A lonely girl from the province with a four-digit salary was stifled with anesthetic...Moscow, the country is big!

The evening sunset:
The husband sits down to eat, the cat is attached to the bowl, hearing a familiar scratch, the husband breathes deeply and leaves the plate and gives:
- Well, you can never eat quietly in this house, necessarily either in the soul or in the bowl.

The curtain.

...In fact, you just got a particular dumb dumb dude. We are really full of them. For some reason, society appears to encourage such behavior. Otherwise I cannot understand where they come from.
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In our country in 100 years the system of state power has completely collapsed twice and massively ruled by those who are stronger, they are right.
Therefore, this quite popular cult of power and greed "I reject you - you are a bad guy, and I am the right guy".
Well, in Bab, it just takes the most basaric forms.

Darkforce: How will we handle my doctor, haha?
Ergo: like all the hachi: make a machete and a leg)
Darkforce: and you can also ride on the backs and shoot from the machines from the windows
Darkforce: We need two more lambs
We will cut the inshalah halal.
The second fuck.

The morning.
The balcony.
and Coffee.
In the courtyard, a man with a gasoline pile attacks a rapper.
I go...

A comment to the article on the Tape about Facebook users blocked for "chokhl".
xxx: If "hochla" was equated to "nigger" - should we expect hochlorap, hochlowerk and hochlofergyson?

Kobzon so actively voted for the law of the “Poddlers”, which prohibited the adoption of foreigners. He did not notice how he himself was forbidden to enter the geyrop.
And now, when he himself had cancer in response and needed an operation, he runs to the woe-pahan, that he would help and confuse the cowboy to be treated in the geyrop.
Karma is karma.

To all the shit about pregnant women and those who say that pregnant women parasitize on the rest of society, and that they should live without help and subsidies. I want to remember the joke that if men had a period, they would be issued a certificate of disability for their period. If you are unable to endure the presence of a pregnant woman, then what to say about what you would be in her place, and which side would throw the hollow in this dispute.

My wife and I were in a movie and watched The Rise of Jupiter. In principle, the same "Saturday", only with a space enclosure.
The intergalactic slopes are heading towards their completion, an epic scene of rescuing a starlight from a super-megahop. The big plan is to break the spacecraft and the captain's question: "Is it okay?"" The team with a disorderly choir: "Yes, captain", the hall is much more coherent: "Yes, captain!"" SpongeBob would be jealous.

for ovulation work:
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I worked for a time in a women's team on a paycheck. In the employment contract, we had the MRL + percentage of the work done. You don't want to work, throw a fool in the workplace - get a deadline at the end of the month and don't refuse anything to yourself. No one is forced to work. If you work in full force, the salary is not bad. Hollowers, lovers of applying are seeded out in the first months, there are people who want to work. By the way, half of the team calmly came to the decree and returned to work.
And don’t say that payments are not possible everywhere. Even in the accounting office you can introduce a paycheck. A man does not want to work, but he wants to take the bank away. Please, I will gladly send you payments to the bank 20x50rub = 1000rub., do not want to write out the bill (5x20rub. = 100rub.How to use the materials (15x20 = 300)? I will gladly do it for you. In 1C at the end of the month, you can see who has earned how much and do not have to argue with the boss, reduce wages, argue with labor.
And most importantly, don’t force anyone to work – money will do it for you.

When you are pregnant with your pregnant women...

No to No!)
The fact that a real man is wiped out is what matters. An adult woman explained it to me.
If a man does not watch the household, meets a girl, and hired a woman to clean / cook for money, then he is not a man. Because a man has to take care of himself.
The only one who can take care of a man without prejudice to his masculinity is his wife!!! official and with a stamp, not a fellow resident) and only if he proves her his masculinity and care by buying a car.

That is how we split up.

P.S The news that she’s all right with a real man is coming for the third (!) every quarter of the year)

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With great pleasure, I will end my days among the cute intelligent androids, not armed ovulations with scented diapers.
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Don’t be deceived, if our women stop giving birth, you’ll end your days among the crowd of Arabs and Negroes.

I honestly don’t know what the problem with pregnancy is. Find someone to stick to!
Well, the employee worked with us, as she found herself in an interesting position, began to run through hospitals, well, went, for an hour at 2, no one whimpered at all, a purely female collective, among which were both the birthers and not, as they all treated with understanding. Yes, she did a part of her work, which must be done right now, and what can be postponed, she spent coming from the hospital, stayed after work and generally indicated the correct number of hours she worked. In general, a soulful person, brought to work there baking, together they drank tea at lunch, well, there were no problems in principle. I am now reading these scratches and my hair is becoming dumb, because I am planning myself soon in a decree, people you are crazy, fucking when there was no line in the hospitals? It is okay to leave the tests, but for a doctor's appointment, there is a bloody war, don't give god a turn.
Per somehow the government and the chief should be obliged to settle this issue. Per still pregnant out of line to take in hospitals, so not will lift up the heads suffering in the ranks in hospitals... This is a closed circle!

Features of the Galaxy S6: IC port for the control of household appliances.
Unknown? Did I wait for that? They made an IC-port. How I missed him. Finally, I’ll be able to troll minors who boast that they have an IQ port in their mobile phone! Fuck, 15 years ago he was in almost every brick. And they were able to manage the household equipment!! Fucks, hold on to it!

My grandfather smoked Java all his life, and here I see him smoking other cigarettes, and my grandfather is 68 and he has a lot of health problems. I approached my grandfather and asked him how he suddenly changed cigarettes. And here’s the wonderful answer: “These with menthol, when I have difficulty breathing, I smoke them.”

Pictures from a Western exhibition. In the photo on the posthumous huge glass phalloimiter and next to also incredible size man points to him with his finger and cleverly smiles.
I was once a strange glass toy.
The size of which no one meets.
I’m now with Genoa, he’s extraordinary.
zzz: it’s the best glass in the world!