The first hacker was Odysseus.
The Greeks for 10 years brutally forced Troy, and could not pick up the password, then he threw them a Trojan, and that foolishly intercepted the password from the key and sent it where it should be :) And Cassandra was the first antivirus. He said, potentially dangerous. But the trojans ignored :(

And the fans of summers don’t even know that in Bulgarian Summers is Zdravch.

It seems to me alone that drivers of routes have any special unlimited tariff on the phone?

# Mikhail 2009-07-01 14:35 Tell me, please, if I go to Sevastopol on someone else's ticket, what problems can I have? Exchange is no longer possible. All other documents (passport) are in full order.
# Denis Major 2009-07-15 16:37 The problem may be one - you are not allowed on the train.

In the summer, only very lazy or childless people drive from the country on a dirty car.

Gid (01:52:56 13/07/2010)
Tell him to come quietly to me, smile gently in my eyes.

Gilded (01:53:01 13/07/2010)
Moving to the ear

Gilded (01:53:07 13/07/2010)
So quietly quietly

Gid (01:53:12 13/07/2010)
"I am not"

My husband, in general, before the birth of the first child in full seriousness assured me that human toddlers are born blind, like kittens, and their eyes only in a week break.

There is a vague doubt that in the parable of frogs dropped milk, the smartest was the third, who did not get into this situation at all.

In Peter on the Vasky, on the Middle Prospect there is a Chinese restaurant "The Great Wall". with large hieroglyphs.
My friend is passing by a tram with a Chinese classmate. They pass by the signs and the Chinese says to him:
Do you know that 100 is written here?
What is?
- "Swingers and pigs"
These wise men, not thinking for a long time, repainted the hieroglyphs from the banks of the carpet "The Great Wall".

Sysadmin was recently taken, he once served in the Northern Fleet, and he learned to administer there. And the trick is that he has a tattoo on his shoulder "Server Fleet".)

StiJans: I sit at home for the comp... I get up, 5 seconds think, I go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator. After making sure that there is nothing there, I came back to the computer... In half an hour, I get up again, 5 seconds, I think, I go to the kitchen and open the refrigerator. To make sure that there is nothing there returned back to the computer... It goes an hour, I get up, 10 seconds I think, I sit back... Evolution is her mother.

Dialogue with Comrade:
T: You really like it!
I am :? Is it so visible?
T: Wow, even when you talk to her on the phone, you pull your stomach :D

Natalia
Julia, are you here?

Julia is
No is

Natalia
When do you wake up with the computer?

The closet:
How to get a girl if strangers are not interested in me, and acquaintances know too well?

Lana, I went for a walk.
Do you know what you do there? You, caroch, do not smoke, smoke less, burn and eat fruit. And the meat. Meat is necessary. You will be in great shape!! All the babies from the surrounding villages will look at you, and you will say to them, “Go naked.” I am married and happy in marriage!"

Aliska: Well you and I love each other :) And we have to trust each other.
Aliska: share with me some of your secrets...))))
Johnny: Well... yeah... I have a foot fungus and it’s always chewing...

Alicia is out of the network.

Advocates of a healthy lifestyle drink beer and smoke exclusively in the fresh air.

The year 1995. I am the lucky owner of a gorgeous car. I wheeled for three months about 5000 km and felt that my car started to get old... dropped out of the engine, the wheel pulled to the side, figured off, everything broke out, in a word, a tavria.
I decided to combine useful with pleasant, go to friends in Magnitogorsk, there and sell my straw... prices for the Urals were more expensive and can be sold at the price of a new one.
I go alone, the songs of the ar (the magnetophone ticked the cassette, and the radio does not catch), passed the Ural river. The deaf is wild. I don’t know how now, but then, cars were so rare, that sometimes when meeting I remembered...which one to drive around, to the left or to the right...
I decided to stop and dine, and the times were strenuous, you just don't stand on the side, it's very easy to wait for the Mahnovs.
I come off the road and drive a hundred meters to the corn field. After entering the corn and being sure that I am not visible from the road, pleased with myself, I cut fat and bread on the cap... as I suddenly see...
He passes through the road and is not in a hurry toward me... a bunch of wolves, ten.
I instantly grabbed the food from the hood, jumped into the car and shut up.
Well, I think I tried, it is time and honor to know, it is better to meet a bunch of wolves in the form of gangs than a bunch of wolves in the form of wolves.
I drive a car... fucking... I calm myself, nothing carburetor will cool and then... I wait, wolves in half a meter away from me with such eyes as people dressed (ten pages of the description of my horror I miss)...
It’s been an hour, it doesn’t start, but the battery is clearly sitting down.
How damn it is to die of thirst when there is a thermos with tea on the hood.
I begin to signal the rarely passing cars, but they are far from my corn field, and the wolves have noticeably revived, they perceive the clakson as a complaining death scream of the victim...
For five hours I spoke to my car, threatened, promised, persuaded... And it went on!!! I don't remember how I flew another two hundred kilometers, but apparently very surprised the man on the gasoline, when through a small gap in the window he gave him 100 backs and said... - not to offend, bring me gasoline and bring a drink...
...for the guy on the tavern it was very strange, but I couldn’t get out, even kill me.
The car was sold to the family who liked it more, not the one who paid more.
Since then I have had a bunch of machines, but the human language was understood only by TAVRIA.

The piano adjustor adjusts the instrument in the psychiatric hospital rest room.
A man enters the room and turns on the TV. The burning TV prevents the setup from working, but he decides not to argue, but simply approaches the TV and silently turns it off. The man looks strangely at the setup and turns on the TV again. This is repeated several times. The first does not endure the adjustment:
“Listen, I’m trying to set up the piano and for that I need silence.
Then the man laughed and said:
I am a TV master and came to repair the TV. I thought you
Crazy and just knock on the keys.

Joltaya: Ways to Stop Drinking Alcohol?
Hydra: who is alcoholic and who is alcoholic =)