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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32888
 13.07.2010
pasha_golub: The new progressive method of educating patriotism among citizens of Ukraine was invented by the people’s deputies. The Parliament proposes to significantly increase the rates of duties for the provision of various services by state departments. In particular, in order to refuse Ukrainian citizenship, you will have to pay a fee in the amount of 13,830 UAH (about one and a half thousand dollars)!

Love the Motherland
I love my country, shit.

pavlo.golub: It turns out, to terminate a marriage by mutual agreement will be possible for 1,776 UAH!

Title: Love Your Wife
Love your wife, a fool!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32887
 13.07.2010
<edgbla> dick is a well-known trick))) somewhere read about the game from 1c or the type of one where the fau2 rocket was implemented
<edgbla> from the base class type aircraft... well, the rocket is launched, and if it rains in the area of the target it says
<edgbla> something like "can’t be done, not flying weather" and flying RETURN)))))))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32886
 13.07.2010
C Forum of the RoCenter:
When will it be possible to register.rf domains? Will there be any notifications? I am the owner of the children's store "Chalunishka in Stanyishka" in the city of Copeysk of the Chelyabinsk region. My store is not popular, and I want to register the domain www.fuzzy.ru, and I do not want to buy it from squatters. Will there be any special conditions for trademark owners?

P.S Chuvak, maybe with such a creative name it makes sense to trade not goods for children, but goods from children?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32885
 13.07.2010
No, it’s very hard to get up early in the morning if you don’t have to go anywhere.
If you need to, it’s even harder.)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32884
 13.07.2010
They are like fools, they are passive and active.
B&S

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32883
 13.07.2010
Dialogue with a person who has recently discovered the charms of the Internet:

aaa: with this "Avatar", everyone went crazy where only not registered, everywhere they are asked to choose Avatar!!!! to
BBB: Wow, how do you explain it? ?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32882
 13.07.2010
You know what I still think.
You have a lot of makeup with you.
He: Yeah why?
It: dust for the eyes, powder for the brain, ears

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №32881
 13.07.2010
D is :
Listen to the cat squeezed straight on the carpet, I don't know why, maybe hurt by what?
P is :
Insulted by something? Was it something?
D is :
I told him yesterday about the commander of nature.
D is :
Here he sat and showed me the power of water))))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32880
 13.07.2010
XXX is fucking. Life is shit. I lack the goal.

YYY: Break one big one into several smaller ones.
For example, my friend aims to fuck Angelina Jolie.
But the first small goal is to cure impotence.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32879
 13.07.2010
Sacred Jumper needs a producer
Sacred Jumper: today dreamed the best scenario for the acute combatant. There was even an exploding helicopter.
Sacred Jumper:...which I shattered with a butt!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32878
 13.07.2010
A member of the group went to work:
Nikolaronse: fucking I thought there was really a communication mechanic, and there the fucks are forced to dig.
The fucking cat.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №32877
 13.07.2010
Nev: Don’t be surprised now.
My question, but how do you?
Are you talking about cigars? (They are :
I am talking about cigars.
of alcoholic intoxication)

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32876
 13.07.2010
The eighth Paul predictor. Woke up so.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32875
 12.07.2010
Superconductor: I had my worst nightmare. It performed the main theme of the song stromae - alors on dance. In the waves.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32874
 12.07.2010
xxx: swim the main thing with these grandmothers not to confuse anyone what in what chat ))))))))) although I have fse legs and sunshine but little
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I knew!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Suck
You are scared ?
xxx: fucks
XXX is fucking
XXX: You are a dog.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32873
 12.07.2010
xxx: I will immediately buy, or accept as a gift, a turbine from an airplane. The ventilator and air conditioner do not save you from the heat!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32872
 12.07.2010
XX: And I am also a pervert. Well, can you normally eat ham, sausage, cream and Bulgarian pepper separately? Now I have a blender. I sit down and eat an incomprehensible mixture.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32871
 12.07.2010
They say that the wave-shaped puppy lives 2-3 years, and my lived 10 years!
This is a Chinese counterfeit ?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32870
 12.07.2010
Talk to a friend about his trip
XXX: Finally, I am sent to a city whose name fully matches my attitude to work!
YYY: Where is it?
XXX in Hershey.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32869
 12.07.2010
XXX: Just today I stopped in front of the shelf in the store, looking away from what I saw: the gel "Red Line" for male intimate hygiene. Sandal oil and ginseng.
YYY: after washing, you can light up a nephritic rod and there will be an aromatic stick :)

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