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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32868
 12.07.2010
XXX: Vika is already giving birth
xxx: in aske wrote shares
The fight started in the morning, she was taken away.
yyy: fucking generation... :) "Vika is giving birth, she wrote a stitch in aske" :D

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32867
 12.07.2010
<F1ReB4LL> life has become very similar to electronics, where the wolf catches eggs
<F1ReB4LL> only the puzzles fall from everywhere, and you have to have time to turn around.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32866
 12.07.2010
Mazya: He is super racist.
Theme : What?
Mazya: If Rihanna approached him and offered him to have sex, he would have answered briefly: "Go wash yourself!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32865
 12.07.2010
Julia : Aaaah! The bulldozer was stolen!! to
Alexey: What is it?
Julia: I had a pink bulldozer on my desk, now I close all the windows, I look at the desk and there is a background and there is no bulldozer!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32864
 12.07.2010
comment on the news about the film, which gathered together Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Statham, Bruce Willis:

"Some old men go to battle", remake :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32863
 12.07.2010
ZZZ: I do not like cats.
GGG: cats brother are like women
GGG: Funny until they start to crack :)
ZZZ: And in my opinion, cats are self-loving naked creatures.
GGG: That’s what I’m talking about :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32862
 12.07.2010
Onya (01:45:28 12/07/2010)
This guy is also faithful!
by Nem (01:45:38 12/07/2010)
Who is it?????? Who is he???? to
Onya (01:45:50 12/07/2010)
There are a few...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32861
 12.07.2010
A friend told me. He lives in the private sector. His neighbor on the other side is a very high-calorie zek who has a small four-year-old daughter. And then one day she ran down the street, fell, naturally, began to scream. After 40 minutes of her unceasing cry, a neighbor came out and said with a chilling voice:
"Thanks to you! Roosevelt, stop rubbing this already."
Strangely enough, the girl stopped crying and ran home. I explained the fuck to the child.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32860
 12.07.2010
Ppc, my mom went to the air for the weekend, asked to wash the dish. What to do, I washed. When she arrived, she looked at her and said that the plate was not so white even on the day of the purchase.
See also: lol
XHH: She probably doesn’t mind that the plate should be washed with a remedy, and not smash the crumbs out of it in the morning with a dryer.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32859
 12.07.2010
XXX is
You would see that ass.
The feet...

YYYY
I’ve seen a lot of ass in my life.
The legs are twice as big.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32858
 12.07.2010
The fly sat on the screen, slipped to the window button and started rubbing her legs. It is dangerous!
O_O

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32857
 12.07.2010
The xxx:
Fursenko promised that by 2012 all Russian students will use electronic diaries :)
YYYY :
ah, "Petrov, diary here!" "-Marivanna, I can't - DNS fell" ))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32856
 12.07.2010
Conversation from Asha

Don’t meet me today.
What are you angry about? ?
She: Because I don’t like all this shit.
I: What kind of shit is that?))
She: And the shit is like I don't see that shit at all.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32855
 12.07.2010
Our grandmother stood on the street, so we went to her.
He said, “You can’t send to hell, but you can’t, and I explained it for an hour or two. I sent her off, she said right, so it should be.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32854
 12.07.2010
Q: Have you watched the "Golden Mountain"?
See also: Nea What is there?
The Joker is watching the Prince of Persia!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32853
 12.07.2010
You can cook on two plates at once, but it's uncomfortable, you can read two newspapers at once, but it's uncomfortable, you can use two phones, but it's uncomfortable, you can sleep with two girls at once... and it's fucking, chic! and :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32852
 12.07.2010
I had an epic case today.
The blind on the eggs sat.
Long thought about what to do.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32851
 12.07.2010
(19:42:53) is the following:
I decided to dress the guy, though.
Is he like a fool in a coward?
(19:43:45) by Yank.by :
:D
19:43 and 59 Jan.by :
A real man has nothing to be ashamed of.
(19:44:18) is the following:
A real man has something to freeze.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32850
 12.07.2010
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you have snow? O_O
in Kiev

WOW :
Eeeeeee
from where?
Summer is short, but not so long.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
This winter was in the news.
I didn’t know that August was now.
I thought in October.)

WOW :
I don’t want to annoy you, but it’s July.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №32849
 12.07.2010
The summer. The Electric. Ordinary electricity. Who knows, it’s gone later. The main shock is when you take the first step into the car and you are captured by the atmosphere of a well-heated oven. Then you just sit, breathe, run around and pray that lean thin girls sit next to you, not healthy men or grandmothers, to whom you inevitably stick.
And here, someone, whether dreaming about the unfortunate, or looking at foreign films, apparently, on an internal connection turned to the mechanic with an insistent request. I will not lie, I have not heard the question. But the whole train heard a response from the GHS. In a straight, very polite tone, the engineer replied:
Unfortunately, there is no air conditioning in the train. There is heating. to enable?

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