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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115820
 08.07.2015
But what generally guided men, who from the very beginning climb to the originally complete originally lazy girl, perfectly seeing that she is fat and lazy, to then glue her brain on the subject, and why is she not the perfect Stepford gender robot?! to
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No one gave me any more. I didn’t need this slender, neither sports, nor energetic. Then she became pregnant (yes, it happens, guys, even if you are protected). Well, like "time to get married", why not. I’ve lived in marriage – I didn’t like "time to divorce". He doesn’t stay with the child on his arms, he just loses some money for a while, so why not.

Recently, we discussed the fairy history in general. They were both young, energetic and sporty. We went on a trip, such a beautiful couple. Married and had children. She is still energetic and wants to go on trips - and he applies for divorce. Because she hasn’t changed, and he’s tired of walking, he wants to sit on the couch. And commentators condemn her because she didn’t break herself for the sake of her family (read for the sake of her husband, because the children didn’t object to my mom’s campaigns).

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115819
 08.07.2015
One thing, when he fell in love with an elegant sports girl, who went on trips with him, where she pearled her backpack and put a tent, but after years of life together the lady added twenty pounds, clung to the TV and itches about the unheld shelf - here the man's confusion can still at least be understood. But what generally guided men, who from the very beginning climb to the originally full, originally lazy girl, perfectly seeing that she is fat and lazy, to then glue her brain on the subject, and why is she not the perfect Stepford gender robot? Is the love of the bouquet stage so blind to their eyes?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115818
 08.07.2015
Simply regard all taxes as overseas, and we do not have their type, but so that the people do not know how much money they pay to the state, otherwise many would simply shrink.

In foreign countries, taxes are refunded. In the form of roads, infrastructure, social and so on. In Russia they run away, I will not repeat a thousand times where.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115817
 08.07.2015
And we are waiting for the local debils to get the African fashion to insert a clay plate in the lower lip. They have it there - so that the babies are less trendy. Well, we will clean it up. When I see half-fools with holes in their ears, nothing but laughter. Although the feature is useful - like tattoos on half the arm or back clearly speaks about the intelligence of the wearer of this shit. The Indicator.
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And even better about the lack of intelligence and the ability to think logically says the obsessive desire to condemn and generalize.
The latest example is Matt Taylor. The presence of tattoos tells you much more about the level of intelligence than real scientific achievements.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115816
 08.07.2015
After conducting an educational conversation with the child, you often need to approach the mirror and say, "You too."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115815
 08.07.2015
Here was a shame when after work (15 gynecological ultrasounds) I went to the store and strictly asked the seller, "When is the last month?"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115814
 08.07.2015
I went to the bank and told them that according to the referendum held yesterday in my family, my wife and I refused to repay loans for repairs.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №115813
 08.07.2015
- Ah, here before in the Union was: the spirit of creation, cosmic achievements... And now?! to
- In the Union, space maps were sent to tablets, and the current youth has some dumb birds and stinking pigs. Here is the result!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115812
 08.07.2015
Stone to the film Shark against Pterakuda:
Such breasts do not exist in nature to stretch this movie.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115811
 08.07.2015
To work: knew a person who knew the labor legislation very well and was re-established in court seven (7) times after being dismissed at the same enterprise. Eventually he slept to death.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115810
 08.07.2015
It seems to me that when I die my last words will be: "Finally!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115809
 08.07.2015
He runs the whole year with every spole to the hospital, and he is not embarrassed that someone does the job for him. And when the prize is offended, it is less than the others.
As you will not understand, money is paid for the work done. And even if you have poor health, and you are like seriously ill, then someone still works for you.
and c)

correctly right! Driving in the hospital! Much better - courageously and overwhelmingly, dropping antipyretic, every day, from call to call to actively infect all your colleagues. and nearby passengers in public transportation. The important thing is what? The main thing is to be present in the workplace. And in what state and how many people will be sick a week later on your mercy - has no equal importance.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №115808
 08.07.2015
What do you know about jealousy?
You think a fool found an object and began to interpret it.
There is something for which to get stuck.
I was jealous of the former TV host. We sit together and here it begins:
Do you like him? Would you sleep with him? Do you think he is better than me?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115807
 08.07.2015
>> You know, all the time I
I am guided by logic (regard as Sheldon
As a result, very few can
to transfer. All my life I thought I was
I’m an alien because I don’t understand much about what my friends broke their heads over. Recently he swallowed
and the concept of asexuality emerged (look who
It is interesting). If you are really dynamic.
Not going to bed even when you talk.
Don’t be angry, just be yourself.
more persistently.

I don’t see a meaningful connection between all the sentences. As in a child’s joke – “Why do I need a refrigerator if I don’t smoke?” Just an alien.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №115806
 08.07.2015
But when you require a special attitude to yourself, to go to the doctor during working hours and so on, then you immediately cease to be a normal person, right? Pregnancy is not normal. There is nothing offensive here.
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Fuck the shit.

On my first job, the designer came to work a little later every Monday (at the same time he usually worked on a "half-free" schedule), demonstrately put a bottle of minerals next to him and worked somehow or didn't work at all. At the same time, the entire office was trained on the theme of "designers on Mondays do not touch, he has a hammer." The situation lasted, I understand, for years, and he told me about it with a certain kind of pride in his voice.

The only woman in the team who got pregnant during my work there, the real "working horse", extremely organized and executive - wrote on her own shortly after it became known (the stomach had already begun to appear). After talking to the direct manager, as I understand (this other goat was). For all the time before her dismissal, she left her job to visit a doctor once or twice. Worked as usual and even more intensely (we lacked people in the state, we had to submit the project).

The office was covered with a copper basin, maybe somewhere in a year plus-minus (I didn’t work there, I don’t know exactly). And you know what? and divide.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №115805
 08.07.2015
Discussing how to poison a pregnant woman... Ticking with analyses and trips... Yeah, you wasted, the bastards are painful... That you are so brought to the state of “cutting off the veins.”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115804
 07.07.2015
To the shit.
Review of "One Floor
America", caught myself on the thought that on all the way the authors got into the snowfall ONCE. And in general, why in California heating if there are three crops of lemons?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115803
 07.07.2015
The first Mitsubishi sponsor in Russia was Kazan FC "Rubin"

Xy: Very unusual.
Until now, observations have shown that millions of times a man has digged a potato; but it is not excluded that once out of a billion times the opposite will happen and the potato will dig a man.
Probably the case, since this title has been hanging for an hour and a half.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115802
 07.07.2015
It was almost 30 years ago. Tete calls the mother-in-law to work with the words: "The closet fell on Mitya". Neither dead nor alive goes home. The smell of valerian. Probably my grandmother drank. The child is sick ". He returned home, the child was alive and unharmed. It turns out, used on the closet-penal, like a monkey, the closet fell, but not on the floor, but on the table, Mitya safely hanged on the door and slowly tears. A 3-liter bank with valerian fell from the closet (don’t ask where it came from!Valerian is mixed with water. Long after, drunk cats walked!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115801
 07.07.2015
Mimic News

The kittens of the Far Eastern leopard, lost by the fault of the three fingers on the front leg, began to hunt independently in the volley and already caught the first rabbit. Seven rabbits will be enough for a leopard for about 10 days, after which a young deer may already be released.


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