Medical Practitioner's Song
Oops, I did it again
I've broken the vein
There is Bloody Rain
Oh baby baby, oops

When you write on debba.li, you have to be prepared for the media effect. History will be broken and broken.
But I want to clarify that the girl on the phone from 9 to 12, I was looking for with a changing schedule, our slavery did not survive=)

A joke of tradition
The son asks the father:
It is true that in some countries of the East
The bridegroom does not know who his wife is until he gets married.
It’s in any country, my son.

The situation with the possibility of non-preservation after 19:00, apparently, will be relevant during this week, so I suggest working in working hours.

article on the hubre about transferring human consciousness to a robot, the price of $ 3 lam
Question: Is it possible to get a mortgage?

Space ships roam the vastness of the universe, new iPhones, tablets and smartphones are coming out... and we are bathing in the summer for two weeks in a pot, and we will wash...)))

What do you know about Lenny?
I am so lazy,
Argont: that instead of searching for the program on Google, he wrote it himself.

by Habr

Ahh! My aunt has a pain in the back, my wife and I brought a massage pad on the chair. Such, with a heater and a vibration massage, on the controller. At the inspection, the border guards were very tense and nervous. Do you know how the sable looks in the X-ray in a curved form? 20 opaque brushes, on each side a pair of cylinders with the size of a handle, a pair of wires goes to each, all wires are twisted into a blade and go to the controller with one button. The Shahid’s belt. It is necessary to pay tribute to the frontier, the situation was controlled until my wife whispered "it's not ours" and ran aside...

Lin, we love you! Thank you very much for the comics!

Vadim: By the way, if you think about the story of Buratino, it is clearly the first secret promotion of the idea of a gay family.
Vadim: the man becomes lonely he calls his old friend Giuseppe and they strangle the boy
Roman: Nihuaise overturned
Vadim: and live for a while in three
Vadim: that is, the guy did not have the idea to call the grandmother and take the guy in a more traditional way.
Roman: Maybe I could not.
Vadim: no, he calls an old time-tested gay and he comes with pollen.
What is symbolic
Tagged: hysteria

Who did you introduce me to, autistic?
And what? She is one of my closest friends: intelligent, educated. As you asked. I am a fool!
Well, sorry, I thought NORMAL somehow meant by itself... apparently not!
What is unusual in her?
- She got tired of the fly... the ordinary cooking fly, so this crazy bought in the store a sand machine (!!!) He killed a fly with a stream of sand. She told herself! Do you think this is normal? I’m even afraid to break up with her now...
If she did so for the flies, you can imagine what would happen to the man who decided to leave her!? to

Long thinking about the problem.
I will think about it tomorrow!
And Constantine! Do not use female phrases.
Okay, let’s break them all! But tomorrow!

Comments from the hubr about the robot truck from Mercedes:

XXX: Does he travel around the pit?

Yyy: “On the roads of Germany.”

Zzz: Yes, he has traveled around Russia

XX: Well, I’ve thoroughly overlooked this question. I read the article on the Hebrew "Why Girls Don’t Play Computer Games".
Yyy: And why then?
xxx: They are not motivated to solve purely hunting tasks - to pursue / catch someone, explore the terrain, etc. They need to protect the analogue of the home fireplace. That’s why PvZ is doing well.
XXX: And it’s also very feminine to look for social circumference paths. The typical case is to call someone strong who will destroy all problems.
xxx: In particular, the article proposed the Sims, for about the home focus and about communication. Well, I say zzz: "I’ve gotten out here, bla bla bla, the Sims should like it".
X: Guess what she replied.
Is the Sims stupid?
XXX is almost. She won’t play it because it’s a grandmother’s game.
yyy : )))))
YYY: And there is nothing to object)
We are playing L4D2.

For the sake of interest, I looked at whether to accompany the girl home if she lives far from you. In the women’s forum, the majority think it should, in the men’s, the opposite. So we live =)

Raf: I thought it was all about the little man vs. furniture.
Raf: I was lying in the kitchen on the floor of the hanger 10 kg yesterday.
Raf: Shortly, this is not a fairy tale (

to this:
yyy: I may have a family of mobile atheists who do not believe in wireless communication.

I remembered that before, when I was 16 years old and tried to meet me on the street and take the phone of men who did not cause me mutual interest, I answered something like “I don’t have a phone, I deny religion and technical progress.”
One even offered me to use his backup phone for a week, convincingly proving to me that the phone is very convenient. See also "Call""
:D

If you want to get rid of your annoying friends, borrow them. After the first reminder you will never see them again. It will cost you much cheaper to communicate with them.

I entered an online translator a couple of sentences in English. translated wrong. But the phrase: "I fucking love you guys", translated perfectly: "I, fucking, love you guys".

This year in the dining room at the enterprise, among other things, served okroshka with greenery (from the dochna of onions), and potatoes in Creole (from the dochna of garlic).
I have never smelled such a mixture of onions, garlic and mint at our plant.

The Habr:

U.S. flights will be banned from carrying uncharged phones

According to NBC News, new security measures have been taken to prevent a terrorist attack planned by al-Qaeda. Officials arely concerned that a laptop, smartphone or tablet could be used as a bomb to blow up an aircraft.

Goodkat, 7 July 2014 at 19:23#
Why these half measures? It has long been time to require airlines to transport passengers only completely naked, hand-and-legged and under complete anesthesia. For safety, three federal Marshals with a machine gun will be placed in each aircraft.