comment to the Samsung TV: the 3D effect looks good, watched a porn video in a stereo pair, so there is..and from the screen came out and heels struck in the eye to get...

YYY: Maybe I am unobjective.
YYY: But there are all the shit.
yyy: Yesterday I was taught how to close the program
YYY: The Senior Manager Tells Me
Press on the Red Cross.
YYY: p... c
YYY: to me,
Tagged with: ELFU98

xxx: when I was in school, twins were studying with us in the class, they were pursuing one on two, right - a photocopy :)

Letter to Dad:
I: Hello
Dad: Oh... Hello. Johnny is you?
I am UGU.
Dad: Jenny, I’m injured, call the veterinarians!
I: What was shocked? Who hurt you?
A bunch of angry cockroaches have eaten my hair!
I: You have a blaster, take it, get rid of it, I will soon...
Father: Oh... Okay Jenny! And bring with you the great clan of the Sandidemologists with their destructive rays! We need all the strength to fight this enemy!
I: Oh, and in white coats.
Father: With those who hold back soul and body, with the great and powerful bonding shirts!! to
I: Oh, bring me what you smoke.
Dad: Who is PA, Jenny? I am Jack, I forgot. I’ve only eaten a couple of walnuts since morning.
I: It wasn’t nuts, it was pure hashish Jack. Don’t trust the green monkeys, they all lie.
Oh God, you see them too!! I have gone! One of them calls me to eat.)
Greetings to Mom :)
Dad : Okay!

Have you watched Batman Novogo?
YYY: No
YYY: I don’t look at you now
I am not one, I am very interested.
yyy: voice set
Tagged: bullying
I am sober. Bridesmaids in the kitchen. And that foolish phone writes what he thinks.

The Japanese built a huge combat human-like robot, the cost - $ 1.3 million.
Ocelot30: $1,353,500... You can buy a tank! Although not human-like, but enormous and quite combatable.
mukizu: Well, for 2011, the T-90 was worth $3.5k, so you can’t.
Why the T-90? The T-62 is also sufficient for household needs. It is now cheap, only 5kk. :)
MikhailS: Sorry, but what household needs can the tank satisfy?! to
Gwinn: beds loose

X: Sliders say we are playing garage metal
U: And what do ornithologists and members of the society of fans of American bagged bobs say?
Z: They do not speak, they are stubborn

xxx: Today I bought a commodity from 1905, a gift to Rome, carried it back on the roof of the car, it fell and broke my roof...
yyy: slogan for NTV "Old insults have found a way out. A 1905 berry truck, taken from the Far East at the beginning of the Russian-Japanese War, broke the roof of a Japanese car in 2012.

XXX: tried or washed?
YYY: No
YYY: I bet the server
XXX is...
xxx: Goodbye to you
You could be a good husband.

I am looking for a girl for:
I am 17, height 190, weight 76 kg, bodybuilding something between sports and skinny, grey-green eyes, light hair... for the photo and phone in the medical character can not describe, but not yet who has not complained Please write comments only on the topic, I do not need any advice, etc.
ABCDEFu*k: Did not have time to complain. What is SO? Joint communication, family hostel, deer shooting, relationship building, super robbery... what? Well, curious for the sake of general development.
Evgeny27: I think the author meant a serious relationship
SO is carbon gas.

News: "The Hobbit" will not be two but three
XXX: We need to shoot sooner, or Pedalff is already old.
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In the office lunch, people trint on the theme of the end of the world, the designer shamanizes something in corel'e (in headphones)
The conversation is coming to an end, everyone is divided by workplaces.
I hear the designer:
So what about the end of the world?
We decided that it would not be, we sent a request for consideration.
Remember, without TZ I will not paint the end of the world.

The virus has eaten my flash!
M: Please format it.
J: I can not. I have my diploma...
After receiving the diploma.
Give me your flash.
M: Where is yours?
J: I threw her out.
M – Why?
She is infected! It cannot be formatted because it has a diploma.
Tagged with: "facepalm"

How is the pattern gap measured?
In the Dolls

My wife sent me a SMS:
I saw a man in the subway ballerina, who is very well known, I do not remember the name of Pakhlavidze or Cyclopidze.

A friend calls in the evening before the weekend and asks, “Will you go to the lake overnight on the weekend?”
I think there is no money, the company is unknown, and what I haven’t seen on the lake, I answer: “No, I won’t go.”
On Monday, a friend writes to Skype: "You didn't go, I had to go with three girls alone."
The Pizzeria.

With VIO:

The question:
My husband and I have lived for 4 years. I am beautiful, beautiful, God has not defined forms. Sex is regular, almost every day, I like the variety. But recently found in the browser (accidentally) links on the site with naked grandmothers chewing themselves with oils, you understand in what poses and what demonstrating....and in the washing machine his "carton" pants. I don’t understand why he needs it? Very offensive. Why this happens? I begin to dig within myself and find no reason. Help to find out.

Solarisdream: finally buy him a pair of regular cotton-paper trousers. Man suffering in cardboard

You know me all my life, I always have my eyes in a wet place! I always cry when I read books, when I watch movies...I’m sorry for everyone! How did You, my older brother, ever think of recommending me to read this book of ice and fire?? to

Mary: I am so dressed in a soldier's uniform, I wear a hoodie and hide my hair under it, I go to you in the army and serve there with you, or I still do nothing at home. And if they disclose it, I will go to the chief of the chiefs and say this: chief of the chiefs! Do not drive me out. I am a convenient option! Then the enemy will come and say, “Satan, surrender! You have them, and we have them! And here I run out in what my mother gave birth, only twisted as a sweet yovich in the fifth element. They are very heavy. Okay, so we are retreating. and here. Conclusion: fewer victims – more precisely one (my conscience).
millions of lives saved. Everyone is happy, everyone is happy, everyone is happy.

A friend, a system worker, who is now in the United States, tells us on Skype: the employer demanded a mandatory psychiatric examination, otherwise he will not be allowed to work. From Which? Well, we go somewhere in the outskirts of Manhattan from the next customer, on the mobile phone I discuss with the boss further work, plans, money, etc. At this moment, the dotted door of some gray-sharped building opens, the painted girl on her high heels flies out, and the mail immediately opens the window almost under the roof and the lady, with an openly impregnated voice, announces the whole street:
"Thanks to me! Don’t go without Gandalf!"
The conversation with the boss interrupted in the most interesting place, I could not speak anymore!!! to