Solomon: As these doctors teach now, mother, do not burn. I saw the contributions to the diploma of one gynecologist, so the highest rating is 4, and their little, the other three. And such "spiders" through one.
Disappearing Species: How do the ratings in the diploma of one gynecologist say about the quality of education? This only means that as a student she was crazy. Do you think that if I teach students in the next semester only "excellent", it will improve quality?

The authorities allowed to destroy sanctioned products by any means.
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We are waiting for special vacancies "eaters of sanctions products at the border")))

Friend-gay told me: "He says so to me, you understand, I am a natural person, I have a girlfriend, I generally hate pedics and I am not a pedic, you don't think of it." Well, then I’m taking him home, luckily, he drank a little wine and says he wants to fuck me the following way. He is dressed in a dolly women’s dress, and I fucking him in the ass, right here somewhere in the bushes, I call his whore. But he doesn’t kiss his lips. And so that I don’t think anything about him, of course, he has a girlfriend. It is dangerous to be a pederast. Such, Masha, now the naturals have gone that the pedras are bigger men than they are. He saw him a day ago in our supermarket, with a girl went with his - a cute, nice girl, why does he not sit at home? He saw me and broke straight, broke from there. He is very afraid that someone will find out how he, the mastite natural, was fucked in the car, in the village, though not in the dress. I am a pederast, fuck me his dress".

Tagged anti-yola

Fool, and when will they come up with hormonal pills for men so that their sperm becomes inactive? Let them get drunk/forgot, let them get fat, let them scratch all the side effects in full. Or pumping your girlfriend with some left-wing hormones is simple, not harmful, and generally the best solution is not to use rubber.

I had leukocytes in my blood twice as much as normal.
XXX: The Blood Shed
xxx: the cape
Students even donate blood

She asked her to be treated as a princess. So I married her to strengthen my alliance with France.

I have a bad reputation!
In his diary he recently wrote:
"Crisis and depression
Hank and frustration.
My hand was broken!"

Maybe it’s not how I do something.
I will not understand my friends.
They did not ask: right, mouth?
The Left?
But they asked:
"To whom?"

I deserved a bad fame.
You cannot prove anything:
"I broke my hand!
It is right"
Oh poor man, it is a pity!
And about whom?

This is the Judgment Day!! Once everyone jumps this screw, we will all die! Have you watched the Terminator? Think of it!! You are stupid!!! to
Ia_medved: If my computer gets up for a little bit, then.chupa will collapse immediately. not scary

When will there finally be the option of “replacing other people’s melodies with hooks”?

Discussion of the functionality of the trading panel before redesign:

[30.07.15, 19:03:04] M: Let them go where this panel is filled with everything that can be there.
[30.07.15, 19:05:00] R: press the buy/sell button and the panel will fill
[30.07.15, 19:05:29] M: Let’s hope this is a demo account)
[30.07.15, 19:06:00] R: and suddenly you will cut off the baby)
[30.07.15, 19:13:45] M: Aga, then in the news on forex: “The designer, understanding the functionality of the trading panel, accidentally traded a million.”

However, now everything has turned from foot to head and often, even a staff member considers himself superior to a gold-handed collector. Although the personnel are now a wagon - at least shoot, and you will find a normal slug.
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With us the secretary believes that when we bring her to the registration of office notes (well there is a task to issue to the adjacent department) - it is we foolishly suffer specifically to distract her from the Great Affairs. Well we are just a designer in the factory, but without it, production will stop.)))

Congratulations to all those who have not yet left the site! Good health to you and your servers!

Dogs, food, service... that’s me! The cat! Schröder! by admin!! to

And it was supposed to happen on the day of admin... We recently purchased a few monitors at work. And today my colleague found in his... a frog. At first he thought someone was joking at him and installed a plug-in program on his computer. At that time, admin was in my office. He looked and first also decided that it was a program and installed it the victim himself to joke about the admin. But none of us have yet seen the indicator shown on the parasite depicted on the monitor appear below it. A 2-3 mm-sized bulb relentlessly and in no hurry moved somewhere between the layers of the display, quickly moving small thin bulbs. And then admin... He knocked his nail on a black creature without any suspicion, stopping in the middle of a field of white-colored pixels. The silhouette of the bug was rounded, and the legs became shorter. Since then he has not moved anymore, the colleague has a black fat spot in the middle of the right half of the screen, and the administrator got the "Achivka" on the day of the administrator.

xxx: Well, what could be written in the post about the bonsai, so that everyone was messed up in it, the author deleted the post, and then got into the ban? About the Bonsai, Carl!

Alex: I’m going to work at 6:40, I see the snow-white Audi Q7 with an open luggage compartment in front. Near the barracks, along the tram line, a man crawls with a moth and flies grass. I see - further planted chestnut, bush, what else, a whole alley.

He does not need:

by LAL. That is, this wool was in one case against abortion, and in another for? Did the reaction of the partners not accommodate her?
A disrespectful fool. Wouldn’t you get fucked up?
and ++++++
Are you stupid or can’t read? The girl was against asking for abortion or childbirth, not allowing her to make a decision. In your opinion, this is the cow, which he wanted - the calf made, wanted - pulled under the knife of the butcher?

And, most importantly, immediately the fists began to move, the legs to tap. You would at least, on the advice of the dogs, wear brown bracelets to distinguish you from the IRL.
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As soon as he opens his mouth, he immediately discovers his wisdom. Stupid and aggressive, full of fatality combo. I think he is wrapped up at every step, and it makes him even more aggressive.

and NDA. After buying an alloy hydro wallet, Gugol trolls with contextual advertising. "Boats from 790 rubles! Riding boats!" I watched - but not! Still the grasshoppers. This livestock also gives me "elite men's salons"squeeze))) By the way, judging by my search queries, I'm a rough solitary waterboating cowboy

Worse, after a divorce, the father hits the children only that his parents begin to consider grandchildren as ex.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
It happens differently...
Former mother-in-law considers native grandchildren not only biologically relatives, but also a child from my second marriage. Guests, gifts to everyone, including my husband. Going to visit my grandmother with the whole colloquium, necessarily with my dad. I have not been in contact with my son since our divorce. I have long forgiven and forgotten his wickedness and betrayal, and she is not. This is how my children developed three grandmothers and all of their relatives.

I really like apple cakes, but although I live in a private house, my apples are not yet - the apples are planted recently, they are not yet fruitful. And the neighbors have a chic apple garden, planted by grandparents. We have a kind of barter: they give me apples, and I give them cakes.

Recently, the neighbor brings another "transch", and I have not finished the past yet. The neighbor (thinking)

Yes, there are two problems: the struggle for harvest and the struggle for harvest!

Do you want to create a new website with funny quotes?
And so sad, when you read The Best, there were times...