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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102362
 31.08.2014
- You would say more compliments to me - I'll be all silk and honey))
Is it like a lipstick?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102361
 31.08.2014
From the report:
All the streets were hanged with slogans, flags and members of the government.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102360
 31.08.2014
- I play a good old stalker, I drank three bubbles, the screen is constantly swinging. He got up and went and drank three drinks of real water, as the norm seems.
You are Chester!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102359
 31.08.2014
I would like to say to everyone who participates in the election race:
Please make leaflets and advertising brochures from newspaper paper!
Either white and glossy in the bath in the oven burn badly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102358
 31.08.2014
to this

On the fingers.

How do I explain to a 5-year-old child what a library is?

File with.bat extension

DLL is stupid.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102357
 31.08.2014
And something remembered how the senior (14 years) from school returned in poor health (there was a suspicion of pancreatitis), but with a good adolescent appetite. Calls me to work "Mom, what can I eat?". I answer: “Well, you can put the soup in the refrigerator. Do not forget to warm up. Don’t even look at our cage!! (Before finding out the reasons for the well-being decided not to risk with the fried). At the kitten food take for the second (meaning the baby meat pie "Thema" beef)." Nearby is the husband (we work together) and is upset: "I thought! He’ll eat the whole package now!" (I always take the packages right away). Only then realized what those around me thought about us at that moment.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №102356
 31.08.2014
Girl, do you believe in God?
In the tower.
Give you health!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102355
 31.08.2014
God, save Krasnoyarsk from federal officials!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №102354
 31.08.2014
Local elections in a week.
I sit down and drink cherry tea. And there is noise, gamma - a car with a speaker runs along the avenue: "If you want to live better...". I think, as if I still live nothing and do not listen, but the cat jumped into something and jumped out the window.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №102353
 31.08.2014
My husband is an exhibitionist.
“Perfectionist, dear, perfectionist... hey! Where are you? So guys wait! I’m going to tell you all about it now... эххх(

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №102352
 31.08.2014
zzz: You need to release a Mummy troll with parallel locations from Kant.

Man, it is masterful!

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102351
 31.08.2014
here here :

However, as practice shows, the only way not to suck in the entrances with our mentality is the death penalty.

Rush out, my sweetheart, ro-o-zgi! If an adult fool will know what foolishness and stupidity his, an adult fool, will just be cut out publicly - he will start to watch for himself. No one gets hunted.
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Or maybe still with the construction of normal street toilets to start in step-by-step accessibility, and then everything else. Or are you so impatient?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102350
 31.08.2014
Post in the publication:

I read all kinds of erotic novels. settled a week ago. I go to the subway and close the screen with my hand. All the time the nipples and feathers are wet. I can end up straight in the subway."

The commentary:

Girls, I am convinced once again, you are covetous, vicious creatures, in each of you lives a terrible witch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102349
 31.08.2014
How do you explain that a chicken carries eggs? Red is not a color? There are libraries and there are books. The calendar is fragmented. I don’t understand what the problem is? I was told at one time, I also explained to my children. And even what is the hole on the shell - also understood. I will continue in the same spirit with my grandchildren.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №102348
 31.08.2014
YYY: How to be successful?
XXX: Call Chip and Dale
YYY :?? to
Where they are, always success!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №102347
 31.08.2014
from IRC channel about politics
14 million Russian experts in politics, culture and information technologies will go to school tomorrow

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102346
 31.08.2014
"The classic neighbor with a perforator" and the same with them:
Your "vengeance" to the fans of the mud must have awakened the whole house, ruining the morning sleep of uninterested people. Next time I advise you to just click on the flagship of the corresponding apartment's electrical security.

P.S In especially advanced cases, that flag with the root is crumbled by the rotating movement of the flat clusters.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102345
 31.08.2014
here here :
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xxx: Still Core i7 is good) In addition to speed there is another nice bonus)
YYY: What, are they not burning?
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Oh guys, I also have a Core i7 and it’s cool at home. What games are you playing?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102344
 31.08.2014
to this:

This is one of the most important things in the world.
Unstoppable 3
In the cinema there are two versions +12 and +18. What are you doing at +18? I did not guess. They smoke!
This is one of the most important things in the world.

And I went to "City of Sins 2", so there just before the movie appeared a huge warning "This film contains scenes of smoking. Smoking is dangerous to your health". Apparently, these are the most dangerous for teenagers scenes that can be in a modern film.

[ + 22 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102343
 31.08.2014
Citizens of Volokolamsk, I am looking for a robot to combine with study and work, because I am studying without a scholarship, I need money, I am not entirely summer, please help, very please!
= is
Citizens of Volokolamsk, as well as other cities of the Moscow region and adjacent territories!
Make sure, please, that this miracle in the feathers finds work, in no way related to written/printed texts, order?

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