I recently went to the festival. We sit next to the tent, we miss it. To us comes a girl with a wheelchair and says "Boys, you don't want meat coupled, I sell it cheaply". And we all synchronously began to look at her in the wheelchair. She whispers and says, “You are my son, and the meat is not here.”

X: And then I'll play in the Sims3
X: I will make a Zdrota-gay necromant
I will burn my neighbors.
The Russians are so bad ?

<AnYKEy> Noted recently frequent signatures in mail: "Send from iPhone", "Send from iPad". You can also insert something like "I have a big *u"? O_O

Call the tech support provider.
Technical support: I see you.
XXX: How do you do it?! to
The technical support: I see your IP address on the net.
Fuck, sir, I’m sitting here in one of my trousers, scared...

The school is being repaired. Workers do small things. One went into the server room and accidentally poured out a large bowl with bullets. Successfully so. between the systems. The solution matured instantly: a piece of twisted steam, a magnet from the old screw and a ski stick turned into a whip.
We are sitting and fishing. The worst thing is when the system is stuck. You have to "drop", and then "the hook" can be lost.

How many years, how many winters! The Glamour: 15 And you?

It is fun to work in the Euroneet, sometimes such images are found:
M - Man, P - Seller

Q: Who do you choose for women?
No, for my wife!
Next Next post: Woman is not a woman?
I was a woman before.)

This morning. The personnel department calls out potential candidates, selecting from those who have already been to interviews and left questionnaires. Calls the next, the phone is taken by the wife, she breaks with her, we want your husband to offer a job, the wife grit, he works, but the money is not paid so I will give him to call you again. At this time, the staff member understands that the chat is not so opening the staff base and issuing "Oh...and your husband is already working with us...from May..working, I will talk to him myself". The Curtain

The university beauty contest among the men. The girls judge accordingly.
XXX: Yes Timon Chiter
xxx: He also photographs on all the thugs, so he has a full compromise on all the bodies from the stream))))))
xxx: I have a lot to do with it ?
YYY: Max, I didn’t have a telecast before the second class, you know?
XXX and...
YYY: And I was watching porn.
Traffic is paid...
YYY: That’s why I uploaded thousands of porn lab photos.
yyy: I’m for what: at the moment I have a compromise not only on all the bodies of the stream, but also on half the decanate.
yyy: So Timon is sucking out)))))

ALENA
Can anyone contact me to file a complaint?
ALENA
"if you find the page offensive" of course I think this is the same page of my ex

I found out. What is an epic file?
When my wife was in the car, I kissed her and hit her with static current.
My wife is tortured.
I (on the machine) - strange with others is okay...
I’m going to go on a ride. (

1: How many bats went
Yes, I opened in 2004.
2: I am funny though

News from RBC:

"Japan’s Prime Minister became Y. Noda"

Did you read it right the first time?

Q: What about my lips yesterday?
This is your fucking shit.
We spent a couple of weeks in nature.
Be drunk, where is it?
He came home late, his ancestors were asleep, he slowly dressed up, went to bed.
WOW: and here he thinks: the lips are wrapped, we need to anoint with ointment. He went out into the hall, touched the tube from the tube, swallowed, went to sleep, and the tube did not clean.
He woke up in the morning and said, “It’s wrong. He comes out of the omnotta, and his father wrapping a tube with a super glue in his hands asks: who left him here?
My mouth cannot be opened...
Tagged: ahahahahahah
Voou: his father looks at 10 seconds on Miho and how let's roast
Theme: LOL
I called an ambulance. You won’t go around the city like this.
Micheal, I closed my eyes. Then comes his little one and decided to tick his brother’s nose with a feather from the pillow.
Fuck... and then what?!? to
What’s next...Michael sneezed...
Q: I stop drinking.
I also abandoned)

From the forum "How to remove the installation foam?"

My companion's wife decided to "song" installation seams under the window.
I received instructions from the window installer how to do this correctly.
He advised the bubbles with foam to heat up in a water bath, because the winter was or could not be for 1 time - maybe the gaps were large?? to
She placed 2 ballons (!) In a gas pot... here the neighbor calls nakedly, shorter than lashes... The grandmother!! to
She could only get into the kitchen after her husband arrived.
Luckily :) the least suffered: a new plastic window and the door to the kitchen - plastic.
In general, his wife got on the kitchen repair - a new gas plate (after turning off the burner bended inside for 10 cm), walls, ceiling, cleaning off the foam of the kitchen cabinets - from the first cotton they opened, filled with foam, and from the second closed and + the shoe broke (promised in connection with the successful completion of the repair)
Here's who would ask a recipe for cleansing the foam!

From Contact:

by Ekaterina Abdullah:
Sasha went on the highway and sucked the drying.
If I sucked a member, I would drive a car.

Nikolai Semenov
If I had a shit, I would drive a good car.

Description of:

I will meet an interesting nice and sociable girl or young woman for friendship and communication.

More in detail:

I invite you to rest together to spend a vacation in the mountain camp or in the country.RAVSHAN 46 years old computer electronics scientist.I know a lot.iruded.I will support any topic.

Rashan Irudit

If you put a fox in the socket and take a lamp in your hand, it will shine.

Society of Optimists distributes calendars for 2013

He: You are making too many punctuation mistakes.
She: Nothing for a girl's brain is important
This is a genius phrase!!! to