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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18817
 04.08.2009
LIFE (20:54:15 1/08/2009)
borsches will capture the world ))) mm borscht... my favorite mm with pellet))

neir (20:54:25 1/08/2009)
Bordeaux with Pellets? xDD

WITH (20:54:32 1/08/2009)
Aha))

WITH (20:55:07 1/08/2009)
Borst with Integrated Pellets

WITH (20:55:23 1/08/2009)
Student Edison Collection

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18816
 04.08.2009
Thank you to the four landers who saved me from another lander who attacked me for walking in sunglasses at 5 p.m.
With a celebration!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18815
 03.08.2009
My young man in the DR gave a mouse for 100 rubles!!! to
Is there a ring inside the bear?
Do I need to find the ring? :)
Demonstratively in the presence of the guy to take a kitchen knife and spray the stomach. Such a guy will stand in shock, and she will spit in the mouse, pulling out the cotton, and then hysterically start screaming: "Where is this hell ring!?" and so with a knife)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18814
 03.08.2009
Ask the child a mystery:
"It thickens, it weakens, it cries on the whole house" (the answer is a harmony).
A 5-year-old child to this mystery, without thinking, answers - "Mom" (c)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18813
 03.08.2009
On the tape can make a sensation from any news =)
Title: "Half of the current Australian submarine fleet is out of service"!!! You think of what happened there, and there "One of the two operating submarines of the Australian Navy failed."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18812
 03.08.2009
XXH: Can anyone tell a specialized car signal switch exists?

UUU: We had a goat with a hyper-nervous signal and got them all. In the morning I went to work on the roof of the dozen, I put an open canister with gasoline and a box of light bulbs in a row. Now he is in another yard.
I agree that symbolism in the combination of ordinary objects gives a lasting effect.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18811
 03.08.2009
In Western Ukraine, the most active opponents of the Moscow Patriarchate, there are many temples belonging to the schismatic structure of “patriarch” Filaret. One of his fierce supporters and even more fierce opponent of the Russian Orthodox Church was the governor of the Rovani region of Red. He stated that he would not allow Patriarch Kirill to come to Ravenna. A few days before the Patriarch's arrival in Ukraine, the governor of Ravenna was killed by lightning.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18810
 03.08.2009
Have you noticed how much TV has been talking about accidents?
Every day there are 10-20 people killed.
Are you preparing a new law?

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18809
 03.08.2009
The people! Stop coming to visit each other to set up a winamp under you!!! It is angry! And for myself too! :)
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Put JetAudio and no one will figure out how to configure it...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18808
 03.08.2009
Hellbilly: Now in the news tape a message, a girl was photographed naked at the cemetery and posted a photo on the internet. Inhabitants of the city saw and attacked the militia, as a result, a criminal case was opened against it.
A criminal case and 312 police officers have been opened.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18807
 03.08.2009
In the morning... I felt the no-response of the situation, when from the morning the perforator began to work the deaf neighbors. At the same time, some unloaded by intellect, but not deafened by the voice, oraled under the windows, called some Prochor, and this was heard by everyone, except apparently Prochor himself. I begin to guess that my deaf neighbor with a perforator is Prochor.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18806
 03.08.2009
To see his girlfriend without makeup is like to see him naked after a cold shower.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №18805
 03.08.2009
Putin has already descended to the bottom of the Baikal, sensors have been implanted by dolphins-belughs, and cyclists have been crushed.
Will the star of Chuck Norris be at sunset?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18804
 03.08.2009
If your interlocutor is very surprised by your knowledge and abilities, then he is a fool.! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18803
 03.08.2009
The day of VDF!
WOW : Certainly! Running for the Bahamas!
Q: Oh yeah yeah yeah?
We will not be burned (and we will not be burned).

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18802
 03.08.2009
From the website of fans of FC Dynamo Moscow.

X: In the Yandex if you pick up FC Dynamo Moscow - 6 million pages, and if FC Zenit St. Petersburg - 3 million pages.
And who is more popular in the runnet and sing club?

Try to write the name of the city correctly.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18801
 03.08.2009
zzz: how do you say in English "Fly, fly, fly!"? "Fly, fly, fly!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18800
 03.08.2009
How was the feast?
She was overwhelmed with alcohol, fucked her wallet, broke her glasses, woke up in bed with some man.
It is symbolic.
Such a celebration.
But I’m sure you’re not a cyborg at least once a year.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18799
 03.08.2009
I will find all of you, pederasses without turns, and catch up with you!
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An elderly intelligent man in the car VAZ 21060 of green color.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18798
 03.08.2009
Whoever shaves at night, sleeps longer in the morning.

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