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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34342
 11.08.2010
XXX: I look at the house.
xxx: he asks "what is there on your back shoulder?"
XXX: I look at the black spot
House raises the hand... and the spot is in place.
XXX: Remove the screen.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №34341
 11.08.2010
AHHHHHHH...and why is House 2 not on the turf?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34340
 11.08.2010
Discussion on the forum news about the release of Lada Granta as a discounted model of Kalina.

xxx: I am frightened by statements that engineers are looking for ways to reduce the price of a particular detail. Not to improve, but to reduce. Could I swallow her?
yyy: you can remove the engine and put the pedal drive
zzz: well yes, and also to remove two extra wheels and the roof along with the doors
xxx: two holes at once in half: jaba... daba... du...
ZZZ: The UGU With an iconostasis in the base instead of an airbag

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34339
 11.08.2010
xxx: I am not like that
Who will ask you? Put on the couch, take off the shirt and everything.)
Oh yeah you are ch? I own Kung Fu!! to
I’m very good at picking pellet sticks.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34338
 11.08.2010
Boy(10:37:35 10/08/2010)
You didn’t say on Saturday.

Girl (10:38:53 10/08/2010)
I will not stay for the night, until morning, but not for the night.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34337
 11.08.2010
XHH: The Pr. That you are there?
See also: Norma and code.
The water on the beach is superb! Where is Mr. Chinchill?
Wow, I didn’t go to him after yesterday.
Q: What was yesterday? O_O
UUU: I changed the water to him, and he cried on me and threw the cacao, shrink =(
M-Y-Y-Y... I thought you’ve been accustomed to this approach throughout your forum life X))))
Oh my fuck! X-R

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34336
 11.08.2010
My wife: Do you watch the news?
It’s all wrong, the new system has been released.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34335
 10.08.2010
The south-east wind again. All the smoke again :)
Yyy: And from the southeast it is always so, nothing good comes – either the smoke from the turf or the migrants.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34334
 10.08.2010
-=Gb Johnny: from Moscow to Smolensk package goes 4 months
I read the reviews.
The Shishkin slave:
Ha has.
-=Gb Johnny: what are the gastarbayters wearing?
by Walk
Gasoline and gasoline on the road today.
Shishkin’s slave: The snoring of the streaks. Half of paralyzed.
Shishkin-slave: A blind turtle stands at the reception of the goods.
You have all the hassles, and I may have a tragedy.
Shishkin-slave: The carrier in the warehouse is a lazy man without a single leg.
Shishkin-slave: The coordinator of the work of the warehouse is a bump with paralysis of both lips.
-=Gb Johnny: Smoking has a strange effect on you
Shishkin-Rab: It’s for you Hakanki. The puppies need to feed the children. The Post of Russia is the only organization that provides jobs to molluscs and earthworms with a violation of the musculoskeletal tract. Except for Roxy, of course.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34333
 10.08.2010
xxx: the dog must come from the north, so the Russian man is more comfortable

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №34332
 10.08.2010
XXX: For the first time in my life.
XXX: The Own
YYY: Oh the girl?
xxx: licensed window

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №34331
 10.08.2010
It’s good to be a president... I sat in the office with an air purifier, I drove in a car with a conducer. He went out to the people and said "Oi misery misery" and back...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34330
 10.08.2010
Only the Far Eastern women will understand how in Soviet times wives, going into the store, thought what to prepare their husband for dinner. Again, squeeze a huge bowl of shrimp, or let the crabs eat. After all, it will still be nuts - I want sausages, with toilet paper, and where to get it...

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №34329
 10.08.2010
How right was Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, when he wrote more than a hundred years ago: “If life and passengers suffer you, stay away from the thick swamps.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34328
 10.08.2010
--!NightwalkeR!--, 09.08.10 20:52:52
By the way, I remember I told you about a cat from a friend who loved watching the web camera.

--!NightwalkeR!--, 20:52:54
? to

Irishka (Aska No2), 20:56:40:
I do not remember her :)

--!NightwalkeR!--, 20:57:15
I set up a webcam for a friend, and her cat was curious he was looking at her on the table for 15 minutes.

--!NightwalkeR!--, 20:57:30

This story has a continuation :)

--!NightwalkeR!--, 20:58:34
Today we talked with her on Skype, she left, the cat approached, looked at the web and began to whisper in the microphone...

Irishka (Aska No2), 20:59:10
D: He wants too.

--!NightwalkeR!--, 21:00:06
ahah Khushha Offgel when she saw this picture... her cat tried to go with me "fring" in skype :-D

Irishka (Aska No2), 21:00:32
:D

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34327
 10.08.2010
No one understands the inhabitants of Karaganda as the Chelyabinsk people who fish on the river Wu.
and exactly. And most importantly, they are not offended when they say, “I saw you on Uju...”

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34326
 10.08.2010
correspondence with a friend who wanted to pierce the nipples.
<bI?>no what has broken up, isn’t it?
<Forest feather>to fucking, went with a girlfriend to look for where to pierce, did not find, so I bought a lip harmonic!!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34325
 10.08.2010
ManuleZzz (12:10:28 10/08/2010)
Will you go to the cinema on the 12th?

The Jedi (12:14:08 10/08/2010)
What will there be?

ManuleZzz (12:14:59 10/08/2010)
Arnie, Stallone, Low, Rourke, Statham, Willis and all this in one film))))

ManuleZzz (12:17:00 10/08/2010)
Finally the world will find out who is the best of the best)))


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34324
 10.08.2010
There was a cleaner in my office. In order not to bother her, I went for tea to the chief executive’s office, which is further down the hallway, through four cabinets from mine. Short preparations, the tea is cooked, and here I am already drinking it, kindly communicating with gender. And here, on the whole corridor, the exhausting cry of the cleaner "Galina Vasilyevnaaaaa! You need them?"Well, how can I now explain to my management and the employees of the neighboring offices that it was about rubber pads for bicycles.

[ + 82 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34323
 10.08.2010
The news at first glance, I hear Shoigu. We understand that because of smog not only poor visibility, but also suffers the population, so we are ready. For example, the aircraft is already ready to begin extinguishing fires. We just need a good visibility"

Interestingly, there his ministry at the time did not think of what it was?

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