You know, it’s a little sluggish, reading about Harry Potter and the Dark Lord at noon, and hearing on the radio in the morning “In England there are riots... The police don’t control the situation...”.

Why did you argue?
YYY: Because he was dying!
XXX: What more specifically?? to
YYY: I don’t remember...

Being popular with fools is commercially more profitable. Idiots are much more.

Joseph of Egypt

Officer life, 75 km away from the nearest civilization, was not very diverse. Service, hunting, fishing, gathering (fungi, berries), confined by a permanent bookkeeping, and of course (where to go from it) sexual life. And the latter, unlike everything else, was divided into categories. The first is the death of his wife. The second is the mutilation of wives that do not belong to you.
So, someone N lived in the town and periodically, when possible, he beat his wife M, and very successfully. But once he had a misfortune, from which he honored to escape.
Just then N rested after duty, and M left for those positions. There is no better time to break up and invent it. So it happened, but here, like in a shit joke, a trouble happened, the husband knocked on the door. They sent him for some iron, and he also decided to eat. What to do?
The exit was found immediately, a coat on the naked body and on the balcony, and already from it to the balcony of the neighbors, well they were located at the distance of the extended arm. In that apartment, it happened that there was nobody but a five-year-old child, who stood up in a stupor when he saw that from the balcony into the apartment comes a broken uncle, barefoot and in a coat.
Uncle, who are you? The child asked.
and Tss. I am a guerrilla, a real man, from the forest, away from the enemy.
Does your dad have a shirt, pants and shoes for time? I as
I’ll do it, I’ll bring it tonight.
There will always be a partisan.
He dressed up and went home happy.
Imagine the boy’s father’s reaction when he came home for lunch and heard that an hour ago a partisan came to them from the woods and took his pants, shirt and shoes. These objects disappeared from the apartment. For a long time he sought from his son, where the villain hid his things, and maybe even worse, burned it on the balcony. But he received only one answer, the guerrilla came from the balcony, took everything and promised to give. Threats with belts did not help. Dad had already said goodbye to things, when in the evening, to his surprising surprise, a bell came out, and on the threshold stood N, holding in his hands all the causes. “I borrowed it here. thank you. I come back. “Don’t tell anyone,” he said.
– Oh, he’s a partisan, – Dad almost stumbled in the hallway.
Half of laughter.
Okay, I will not tell anyone.
Since then, the proud nickname "Partisan" has been attached to N in part.

Lucia, where were you last night?
Walked around the area.
He is unfortunate!
What a prosperous one! Two iPhones and a golden chain.

I quarreled with my wife about the wet cloth in the toilet.
Called, gave "to manage" - claims disappeared)

Lawyers came today.
According to the law on personal data, from the inscription on the door you need to remove the position and surname, leave only the number.
The firefighters arrived in an hour.
They said that it was necessary to hang a paper on the door with the inscription: responsible for the fire condition of the company. XXX, the key from the office is in the UUU.
There is an inscription on the door:
Office No. 23 Responsible for fire control. The key to the cabinet is in Cabinet No. 3.

Tell him that I have already taken a good man to wish! I still torment him!

xxx: Not a beautiful girl forgot my jacket, how do you think to burn it or wash it?
YYY : A girl? burned

Commentary on the movie:
The phone that filmed this movie is full of shit!!!! to

From the Women’s Forum:

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My cat eats cucumbers.
222: and my, except Royale, doesn’t eat anything at all.
333: And what, the nine royal eat? Drinking before
444: It was previously played...

I go to the club by metro. I have lenses that shine red in the dark.
I walk quietly, I can’t see them in the light. Suddenly the lights in the car turn off for 5 minutes.
The light is included. Babacca is baptized, some passengers slowly swallow. My girlfriend hiccups.
at the next station all (!) People are out)

X: What do we do tonight?
Zzzz: I’ll do a lot of massage for you.
Zzzz: And then eB@t!!! to
XXX: What kind of...
Zzz: Okay, to love you, a lot...
XXX: Well wow, so it’s better ?
zzz: and then eb@at))

[_gr_ 14:06:14]
<< Memory was such a subject - engineering graphics.
<< I’ve gotten an untouched drawing and carried a paddle!
<< He fucked everything and instructed the vaprosics, rework the mouth.
<< You go to the dining room, drink tea with a spice. You wipe off all the quirks and questions. Bringing the prey again.
<< He looks sho namazyukan, blotted and guided, so he worked - good! The Five!

Barskii: and the highest salaries we have here in the "executive director for hiring workforce"
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d0lboiob: You know... I think you were right at first...

From the Fire:
During a visit to an archaeological excavation at the site of the ancient Greek city of Fanagoria, Vladimir Putin descended underwater and raised two amphores. While they were carried by the Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, the amphora had time to clean up.

When you are waiting in the car for a girl at the entrance, and like looking around the sides and in the mirrors if there is her, making sure that there is no, still do not lose! It will come out at this moment.

Gavrik

and it will:

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