In the Volgograd region, a man raped his friend and took his phone.

What do you know about friendly sex?

The Time Manager? We were taught this in school. The diary is called.

Last year, my provincial town was marked with a roadplate on the place where the road was supposed to be. In fact, there were holes, dirt and pieces of asphalt. This year, at the beginning of the summer, the city stopped turning on the lights in the evening - motivated by the fact that the light, and to save money from lighting will repair the roads. The roads, of course, have almost not been repaired, so crawl repair places. But in the summer, the governor of the region was jailed for non-labour income, received personally in his hands, in one good restaurant of the capital. After a couple of weeks in the city began to turn on the lights in the evening, and a month later began to lay asphalt in those places where the dirt was marked last year. What does one well-known propagandist say in the Zombie Fighter "Coincidence? I don’t think!" The conclusion is obvious – you need to plant more often.

The third option, human: the guide instructs subordinate men to move furniture from the old room to the new one.
The subordinate men pick up the papers called the "official instructions" and send them all to order loads.

I drove a taxi in Yandex and got in the Yandex traffic jamming, what to do?? to

99% of men 99% of the time want to plant 99% of the surrounding women. It is nature.

It is nonsense.

Do not rush, so wave in the right lane and do not interfere with those who drive faster. In principle, you do not give in - I will blink far, then I will approach close and I will signal to the winner. If I drive a hundred and thirty on the track, for some reason I always give in to those who fly a hundred and seventy. The crown will not fall.

Because the PDD on the country highway regulates driving in the right row, and in the city I drive in the row in which I need to drive, with the allowed speed, and yes, I will drag 50 km per hour in the city, if the speed limit sign hangs 40 km per hour and yes in the left strip, because I turn to the left, in the right or central, if right or straight. Because the city is not a place for racing. And I am not obliged to give up in the city, even if you freeze and get strong.

My mother got a new passport.
showed me a clean page "children" with a solemn "I have no more children! No to!and "
I don’t even know how to understand it.

The great thing is terminology. Thirty years ago I was making my debut album and I didn’t know I was doing scrapbooking.

Just share the news:
"A railway car in the United States entered a tavern called "A railway car"

I was at an interview.

He answered all the questions of the girl (D), began to ask his own:



I - Who is the owner of the business?

Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovich

Is there a delay in salary?

D – Beeee, meeee, well it happens.

I - Does the owner have side projects?

Q. Why do you know?

I - If there is a delay in the ZP, then where will he get the money?

D – You ask some suspicious questions, you do not fit us.

This perfume is expensive, do you like it?
My girlfriend gave me it.
She must love you...
She loves this perfume.

I was all wondering where in our time they take school uniforms for the last call, then shaded - in sex shops.

Virgo Maria: Your lawyer is a fucking law-obedient.
Virgin Mary: At night on an empty road on a three-litre BMW he will get sick sixty, because so in the rules is written, foolish.
Virgin Mary: And there is nothing written about the speed there, so these sixty from under the lighting he will pick up with such a rush that I was barely squeezed on the chair.
Virgin Mary: If I go with him again, I will definitely see the salon.

The struggle between greed and covetousness is called trade.

Until the age of 17, he studied in the Siberian village, where in winter -50, and in summer +40.
My Christian also grew up in this village, I remember one of the stories well:
"I hit somehow the frost at 50, naturally did not go to school, but took a solder lamp, heated the motorcycle and went for 30 km to fish. In fact, it had to be rolled back, because the soldering lamp was safely forgotten at home."

Medvedev can only be removed by the one who wore it.

Meowth: My "favourite" question: "I gave birth myself?" And what, could I give outsourcing and not pay off? This is fucking!

By the way, the story of the “excess 9,000” has one obscure morality.

The director was willing to pay 9,000 for some work. The storyteller is pleased to perform it for 6 thousand. All the ladies needed was to agree with the storyteller, then they would have a hollow thousand on their nose and everyone would be happy. The ladies decided that a thousand is not enough, as a result, everyone is happy except them.

Greed is bad.

Chel wants to open a service point in a passing place. Afraid to burn.
Received advice "before":
Let there be a combined point: "Manicure + Dental "... the customer will always be...