He is:
I am not married!
In other words not married...
Not married either.

You are a great guy, you are a man with a big letter!! to
He said: thank you, joy! You are also a big girl!

Release of news:
According to the Ministry of Emergencies, the situation with fires in the country has stabilized - everything is burning steadily!

The Habr. Google purchased drones:

It is a pity that the machine guns will not be put on.
Oh, now the neighboring children will cheer from the air on Google drones, not on birds
underscorevint: Then add a machine gun

mechanical_animals: rice shell to cook.
Useless: mechanical_animals: Do you know how to avoid burning?
mechanical_animals: Useless: Unknown I pull out the shrub with the turnet from the nubuck and so.

Anonymous, this is shit! He stole three pieces in half an hour. What fucking people. They question the “girl’s mother’s name” and it’s in their friends!

Tell a friend.They go from the sea,after a grandly spent vacation,the money was left only to refuel the car and still a little bit,it was a little bit decided to spend on souvenirs,take only a bowl for a bowl to the toilet,it is really nice,glassed with shells of all kinds.So,brems the gasket for excess,there is no money,after a long discussion,the friend remembers this souvenir,drawing into the trunk gets these wonders,and says the goat -"Listen,there is no money, see what a wonderful.......sallatica, the table is not ashamed to put...."-well-fledged to home)))))

Did you wake up from the rain today?
No, I was sleeping at home.

She: Waan, here your socks are crawling.
Let them go, are you sorry?
She: They whisper and look at me badly.
She: Waan, I don’t like them.
I: You don’t like them either.

Yozhik: I recently had a programming quest with a friend. It is something!
Vitalik: Interesting is it?
Yozhik: It is interesting! But when a friend started crying on Skype: “I want to eat, I want to wash, I want to go for a walk with a girl! Let me go wonder quest!" I was terrified...

After the release of new packages of cigarette packs with different inscriptions such as: "smoking is the cause of impotence" and "smoking can cause premature aging of the skin" - many stopped throwing them away, and double - exchanging them for those who do not. Just like with turbo inserts or chips or chips.

Dmitry Anatolić, and why when I approached the police officer with the words: “Mr. Police, where is the nearest metro station here?”

Talk about Q3:
I’m generally curious how they can shoot rockets under their feet and stay alive.
It is not surprising that 5 seconds after you die, you will be resurrected healthy, sexually mature and automated.

WLAD: The most useful thing I’ve done at work lately is to lubricate the door so you don’t hear me leaving an hour earlier.

In the heat of Kinder Surprise, judging by its content, you need to translate as "children's surprise"

[22:55:19] <Flok> when you build yourself on the erudite forum, so much googling is needed )

XX: nothing to yourself, all of Moscow is in the smoke!
YYY: Dmitry Anatolyevich, please come back to your office.

<zaoooza> togusa: how many achiches do you have in the XC?
<pickups>pickups in the CPSU
<miniAt> pump slides in the Komsomol
<square> in the UK
<Opačky> become a gentleman
<sports> play with friends
<miniatoms> table game
<Pets> pets on-line
Take part in the war, get injured, write a king. Put all the corn! to choose you!
<miniatoms> Plant the enemy corn!

I sit and play. The wife in the kitchen feeds her daughter (9 months), trying to motivate all the usefulness of this activity:
-Well, open your mouth, you have to eat... delicious... no-no-no... no-no eat your vegetable, or you will not have anything to eat.

Mother with child, 5 years old
The child is the moon. The moon!
This is the sun, son.

Moscow, the morning of August 9, 2010