I have two younger brothers. One of them, as a teenager, invented a way to get rid of homework, including a fool. Either I depicted “Oh, I don’t know!” or I did so that I could do the most damage possible (so that they’t be ordered anymore). Parents quickly passed through this and under the motto "What to do, since you are stupid and unadapted to difficult work!" they entrusted him with the most dull and tough work - to drag wood (lived in a private house), to scratch iron pans...

The second brother turned out to be white-handed, looking at all this, quickly made conclusions. Until now (and we are all adults) I have not met people who know how to wash dishes faster and better. What do you know about the method of knot and spinner?

So you need:

...
You clean the cherry so carefully.
And the shit did not change, only the left ear fell away.
The last comet in git was three days ago...
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Two rules for working on projects:
1st We do not depend on the master, we do not depend on the master.
2nd "Chestnut" is made on a separate branch, on a separate from everything, scuco, branch!
Not to mention that to compromise before starting to work on a cherry blade is like hanging two fingers and should already be a reflex.

xxx: maybe, but I have two rules when talking to girls:
You are responsible for who you sleep with.
xxx: the girl brought to sin - bring to orgasm
XXX: and I get enough, and the girls are happy :)

The world went crazy.
There were courses on how to properly photograph food on Instagram.
The courses. How right. to photograph. Eat...

At first, the door of the entrance hanged an announcement that they would turn off the water from July 13th, and did not turn off. When the date was fixed for July 20 and... not turned off again, I was surprised. But when it was corrected from July 28 to August 12, and turned on August 4, I was scared: am I still in Russia?

It is said that in the suburbs of Moscow saw the Gypsies trading parmesan and camembert.

X: Will you surely have something to remember in old age?
Y: In old age I will remember what a cozy couch I wore when I was young, and what a four-core adhesive laptop I was broadcasting porn from the internet.

Atandakil: At this time...
In some of the meteorites found nicotine acid.
Biologists will understand.

Tsuki no Kokoro: This suggests that some meteorites can kill a horse...

Atandakil: Or to cure pelagra.

Tsuki no Kokoro: **thinkingly** "Contraindications - hypersensitivity to meteorites"

Atandakil: Yes Local surface defects.

Charlie: From the Diaries of Ion Quiet
The cigarettes ended. Go to meteorites.

I am so old that the balloons have already gone to the fourth round.

Maybe among the Russians and little adequate, but judging by such posts among Ukrainians there are not at all.

So we live – the Russians judge the Ukrainians by inadequacy in the innet, the Ukrainians do the same in relation to the Russians, and the press actively warms and feeds all of us with this.

It is hard to be kind. You always hate those who are bad. and c)

Another quote.
Fuck, here is a quote or fucking a dog?

The campaign in support of Peskov started on social networks. Members of the government display photo of the watch for 500K euros and signatures "Je suis Peskov".

and valley:
The girl is offended. she will still say "all okay", but with such an expression of the face, she badly cursed you four times :)

by Azat:
Usually with this tone you start to bend and do not turn your back so that "it doesn't fly" :)))

and valley:
You know what experience you have.)

by Azat:
Well, I knew these things when I was 7 years old...I have 8 sisters...

and valley:
:D

by Azat:
but there at least if anything could be kicked off with the legs... with a girl like that will not run...

and valley:
I am 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 :D :D

In a funny translation:
Per the Fergussian translation of Age of Empires. In fact, the joke was in the clues to the units. The following pearls:
"The hand lion (the name of the unit) - beneficial in attack, kills anyone" (epic phrase)
"Priest - treats his own, recruits others, Stirlitz etaki"
"Golden Miner - player of TV program "Golden Fever".

If you remember anything else, write.

hhh: August 4, 1944 and Guam. 706 Tank Battalion
In the location of the headquarters and the bivuak, a Japanese man was found. He was cooking food in a cottage"

here here :
I propose to introduce paid lighting for pedestrians in Belarus (so far). Instead of buttons we put bill receivers: 500 rubles = 1s. The tariff is preliminary. The maximum value is 10,000 = 60s. The timer is removed every 5 minutes."

It is half measure! I offer a bill receiver to be placed on the side of the road, so that drivers can reduce the stop time initiated by pedestrians! and tk. The car owners are usually more economically active, then for them to make 2000 rubles. It is 1 c! =) is

When it is fresh and without sausages,
A full moon in the sky
The people are in the soul.
with a lonely cat.

When I was older pregnant, I had drives in terms of eating mamadaraga. My husband suspected my pregnancy when I began to crack the salty fish with spinach, and persuade him that it was mega-sweet :D But the peak of horror for him was my pregnant sandwich: mayonnaise was pressed on a piece of pepper and a boiled egg was placed on top :D :D :D eating this horror convinced him that he would refuse a surprisingly delicious dish :ROFL:

XXX: Have you seen the moment in Fortress 7, when Dwayne Johnson breaks the plaster with his ungrown hand, drinks a painkiller and goes to urinate the bastards?
YYY: Okay, okay, but Chuck Norris would have done it without a painkiller.

You understand that you have been working on a project for a long time, when you are given the task to remove a functionality, the addition of which was your first task on the project.

Sadly, when, unfortunately, you do not suddenly realize that almost all the women who gave poems are not even worthy of signs of interruption.
Joseph of Egypt