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I read a Reuters article about the invention of Taiwanese reusable office paper "i2R e-Paper" (the principle of thermal printing, when pressing the contacts, the text disappears, and so on, up to 260 times).
The first thought is that they’t get to the toilet paper with their experiments!
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Anime this in all the gaps... There is a feeling that the hoppies soon, when someone will be murmuring, will become speakers "No, epta!!!" :D
How to remove traces of scotch?
At the forum of car enthusiasts replied - VD40,
at the gay forum - vaseline,
on the forum of glamorous chicks - a liquid for removing the lacquer,
in the forum of housewives - vegetable oil,
Forums of united Russia – Vaseline.
Alenushka was the first woman to prove that all men are goats.
YYY: Alenushka looked into the water until she went there fucking.
That's how the girls suffer for the truth xD
[22:33:57] Gisele: I sit and do German
[22:34:11] Gisele: in translator write meckern
[22:34:21] Gisele: It gives me a blade.
Gisele: I was long stuck.
[22:34:26] Gisele:
1st
You are not unique in that. All guys fuck with those with whom they have the opportunity.
2 is
Well what else?
To fuck with those with whom there is no opportunity is quite problematic.
When a bad girl behaves well, it is happy. When a good girl behaves badly, it is invaluable!
A colleague sits out of the mail, I look round in the eyes, I ask:
What happened...?
Do I have letters or not?
He reads loudly:
- Svetlana Kovalyeva one letter, Tatyana Kovalchuk a second letter, Tatyana Kovaljenko... who are all these people?
Her name is Tatiana Kovaleva.
Yesterday night...
I sit, smoke and read. The Wife:
-...I would like to be rich, to buy warm country villas... - looks at my dissatisfied face and, sadly so -... grabbleys, loops...
The stomach of a cat is no more than a finger. That’s why he eats in the ears, feet and tail!!!! to
I was in Dyman yesterday, the router set up, and he has a taxi called Fedor, walked yesterday in the apartment, walked, drove, drove, entered the room standing looking, and we look at him, and we both.
-"Fed you what" - he turned his head and went to another, comes back and looks again :), probably wanted to say something, but could not remember :)
Kawaii
I am beautiful! I have such beautiful hair! Generally
Dezmond
How about Yushchenko?
Kawaii
You are stupid! He is a man :(
Dezmond (15:28:17 10/08/2011)
Fuck it XD
Dezmond
What is the name of the grandmother there?
Dezmond
by Timoshenko
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Did I play in WWE?
The pope is talking.
I can't read this magic yet.
Nothing to put
xxx: I downloaded the movie for the phone, downloaded on the phone does not work, the sound is going and there is no picture. What to do? →
Tagged: fantasy
Lemon: Capec has a situation. The girl has left me. We met for a year and a half.
Cockroach: Wow... hold on, brother. You’ll have a lot more babies, don’t take that stuff out. Why went to another?
Lemon if it were. This is the whole and the cappuccino, not to the other, but to the other.
People love the good that others do to them.
Talk to a acquaintance.
- Imagine, a guy came to us in the office to work, so he is, neither
The sapphire on the compass cannot play, nor can the passies disassemble.
And what about this?
No, he is a fool. He says we have come to work, so let’s go.
Working, we are still sitting here. And it works.
8 months later.
- Remember, I told you about the goat that all work.
The Hotel? So, he was appointed as the head of the department instead of me, and I was three years.
I was waiting for this place! I don’t have a map, right?! to
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We decided to find out who is the best opera in the world.
Come from all countries and compete. The task: forests
15 hectares, there launched a rabbit and you need to find him. The first Americans, the SWAT squadron breaks into the woods, with mints, hour not, 2 not, after 3 they carry a rabbit, everyone is delighted with the good tra-la... Further, the English, drive into the woods the best royal soldiers, a bunch of hunting dogs and other labours, in an hour they carry a rabbit... all in shock, affix... Well, the turn of the Russians
In the woods, two operas in the shape of dads, all began to get upset:
Men, you are where, you are there for a couple of days.
Opera is OK.
Yes, we will be waiting for you here.
Everything is OK. We soon entered the forest.
In the forest there is noise, thunder, screams.
They leave in 15 minutes!
A bear in handcuffs. Conducted to Judges
Bear - Where to go here, I am a rabbit!))))
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Oh yeah, these dumb puppets!
XXX: I met with one.
xxx: it has come to sexas, and she is like jumping up from above and as a sparkle:
The Unlimited Merger of Gurren Lagan!! to
XXX: Well of course. It is better to meet with a satanist or a fanatic of darkness. At least you know what to expect from them.
At a small hospital in a small town in the Pskov region, a doctor asked me where I came from. I was from the Udmurt Republic. The next question of the doctor: "Well, and how is it compared to Russia?"