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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34282
 10.08.2010
Sher: The rhinestone. Milcans from the militia forum regret that their comments and wishes (non-motherly, non-huligan and types) do not undergo modernization on the site of discussion of this bill.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34281
 10.08.2010
Answer from Google:
08.08.2010 0:58:15
Why are there no turf fires in Peter? Or at least in the area?
Supplement #1 08.08.2010 21:18:10
Did I ask Naira?! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34280
 10.08.2010
<Notaha> and our programmer in a week the second tooth broken out
<cerr> Did he write code so badly?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34279
 09.08.2010
I think the first rain this year people in the city will celebrate more cool than the victory of the Russian football team at the World Cup.
But not in November.
I agree with you for November.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34278
 09.08.2010
Heat of 40 degrees. A dumb neighbor’s pigeon crashes into our balcony with noise.
My son is frightened: What is it? What is this blow?
I: Be calm, this pigeon has crashed into the balcony.
It doesn’t seem like something has been hit.
I am (darkly): UGU The snow.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №34277
 09.08.2010
The most blatant program on TV is "What? Where is? When?": Six intelligent, intellectually developed, educated men are sitting in expensive rooms.
Costumes and try to print off six thousand rubles from a pensioner from Ufa.
Styles

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34276
 09.08.2010
Vuliad: There is an opening on the table, but it’s not foolish, I’ve been looking for a beer lighter for 10 minutes.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34275
 09.08.2010
"I bought yesterday (22 June 2010) sausages. I ate today. Everything would be nothing, only the inscription on them "With a new year!"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34274
 09.08.2010
I now work as a courier in a pharmacy. So there on the exit of the coffins hangs the inscription:""Steal from us the money and these coffins are yours."
Advertising is probably...

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34273
 09.08.2010
When I saw a fly, I decided to blow it with a pulverizer. No, fucking, missed, got into the cat, and he snuffed on the floor from surprise.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34272
 09.08.2010
Dmitriy: Hi Anya! who has the admin rights from the Google account where all the counters? and :)
Life: I don’t know
Dmitriy: And Zhenya doesn’t know?
Lives by Jenny?
Liv: Who is this?
Dmitriy: Polyansky Denis :)
A. This Wife

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34271
 09.08.2010
Must - Die: the most stupid
Must_Die: As long as everyone has photographed people
Must_Die: I photographed the OS
Windows is Windows?
As for Linux?
The Mac OS?
Must-Die: Those who fly constantly and rage everyone
Must_Die: Windows I think
by : XD

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №34270
 09.08.2010
XXX: Well I rarely use photoshop, only for special effects... or so... hair fix))
Have you tried to shave?
XX: With my haircut it is almost useless
Yes, it seems to be true.
What did you say, the fool? ?
Yes, it is female logic.)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №34269
 09.08.2010
J: I have since childhood a painful perception of situations when absolutely no man is impressed with me and begins to care for me.
Spin: The question is why you showed him the green light at all at first, if no.
J: I did not show anything.
J: I flirted and killed a couple of times.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34268
 09.08.2010
Alu (11:31:14 9/08/2010)
Japanese "call" very funny, by the way. And just because of one phrase that is often heard in the movie. "Miss-Miss", which means "allow"...

veselochka (11:31:29 9/08/2010)
:D

Alu (11:31:38 9/08/2010)
They say it so funny. Threats to them.

veselochka (11:32:38 9/08/2010)
ridiculously

Alu (11:32:42 9/08/2010)
If you answered me by phone, I’t be able to say, “You’ll die in 7 days.” She would die in seven minutes in hysteria.

Alu (11:35:38 9/08/2010)
And I would have died even faster if I had been called in Getsheby (Monday) and told that I would die in Nitsheby (Sunday).

veselochka (11:36:00 9/08/2010)
The Lord)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34267
 09.08.2010
111: You are a straight man sweater
and 222.
Chapter 11: The Shirt

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34266
 09.08.2010
She: Well when will my life, fucking, get better?! to
He says, sit and wait.
She: Yes, I have already crossed Ilya Muromza!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №34265
 09.08.2010
Vika (16:35:45 22/06/2010)
The device came to us, it was written in the fault column: the device fell into the toilet and lay there for about an hour, then the device was put in vodka and held there for a night, dryed for about 4 hours, but the device is still not on.
It is crazy!!! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34264
 09.08.2010
Tagged with: lol! A mathematician with a quantum physicist walked away!
BTR: Something has not been shared.
Tertuykalach: Stopudova - to zero.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34263
 09.08.2010
City Auto Club.

DIZZ: the haishniks already know that the 14th race )))

Where does INF come from?

DIZZ: Today called the guys who provided us fast food last time and said that they were told that the haishniki that the 14th race and whether they will go there with cakes.)

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