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[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101301
 02.08.2014
to this:
I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot.

Not Selene... Molybdenum, right?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101300
 02.08.2014
You are so nervous. The cheese was cut.
pieces of 300 grams. You want 100 grams.
in this store do not cut - go to another, good
They are now in every corner. Lean to go? The cheese
It is well stored and you can eat it in a week.
For you, such a unique, the store will not change.
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Again in the store. The overwhelmed seller turns to the next buyer and sees that it is a liliput.
Q: Well then? What to you?
L: Nine grams of cheese, please
Q: Do you not eat?? to
L with dignity: Hamit. Please cut it.

From an anecdote

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101299
 02.08.2014
They know who they are playing with, but fucking.
They will get what they came with and
They will not go solo.
>>>>
Forgive me, why did you stumble? = 3

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101298
 02.08.2014
and Nina:
I myself was surprised at the col-ve vitlgo and the state of treštalzti

Thus thus
Treasures

and Nina:
feared

You are sober

The Valve:

You are not sober.

I will uncover the secret.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №101297
 02.08.2014
XXX: Don’t worry, it’s all broken. The forum is wasted and I am wasted :)
and Nope. That is the nature of things.
Zzzz: Yeah, let’s measure even more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №101296
 02.08.2014
Poland has announced that after Russia refuses to buy fruit, it will supply it to Asia.
Could it be worth offering them to supply forests to taiga?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101295
 02.08.2014
In the online store reviews on the plan:

Why is it charging so fast?
Comfortable, not hanging
Disadvantages: Fast charging!

Get rid of it, it’s the norm.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101294
 02.08.2014
The ass is an extensive concept.
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It is anus- stretchable and ass-scalable.
Manul, the boss, the industrial crusher.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101293
 02.08.2014
here here :

Doctors treat people. And leave the measurement of Lenin's square to the professionals.

I am a pathologist. I can remove the skin from the mummy, cut it into suitable shaped pieces and collect the required number of square meters. One question - the area of the mucous membranes is also included?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101292
 02.08.2014
With a thunderstorm left it, it took a kick, deadlines, hemorrhoids and so on. He moved to Crimea and became a bartender. And just my first day of work on the day of VDV. In the cafe 2 active fountains, and I am not what did not serve · · - - ·

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101291
 02.08.2014
To those who didn’t beat in their childhood:
I personally never even touched my finger, only suggestions and explanations why it is not possible, but it is necessary.
I grew up like a decent person, two senior, a good job, a husband, children. I love my parents, friends are full.
There’s only one nuance... I’m a masochist.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101290
 02.08.2014
Am I trembling, or can I drink water?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101289
 02.08.2014
If on the day of the VDV they come out on the street and ask, “Have you served?” In what troops? What to answer and what to do? Just more detailed.

YYY: Train your head, in response, just knock yourself with a bottle on the shade, and you will say, “You don’t know what yours is?” andquot;

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101288
 02.08.2014
Q: Did you see the last one?
ууу: I have not watched for several years - it has become a contest "who better dances or sings", and about humor something has been forgotten...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101287
 02.08.2014
Any marriage is a divorce for money.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101286
 02.08.2014
Child 3 years:
Give me a brown ice cream.
What should I say?
thanks me
No is!
for health
by P
by P
by - JA
The fire car!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101285
 02.08.2014
by Worldoftanks
1) What type of PCI do I have?
2nd 430
1) Is it bad?
2) is good
1 of you! The Truth?
Of course it’s true, you’re not in our team.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101284
 02.08.2014
I read the news on the motor resource about the development of a new hyperbike MTT (a company that made motorcycles with gas turbine engines). They promise a maximum of 440 km / h. One of the comments:

440 is OK. 56 seconds and I am at work! :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101283
 02.08.2014
And then I started to say about myself that I was throwing idiots to schoolchildren.
You will ask, “How do I know this?”
It is simple. A 12-year-old boy approached me and wanted to buy a little... On my logical question, “Why does he think I have this,” he replied that his mother says so about me!

by Habr

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101282
 02.08.2014
<ateist>: Do you know what...god dead?
<xxx>: Are you an idiot?
<atheist>: o! Another religious fanatic who thinks his whole life is controlled by supreme forces.
<xxx>: What did you say?
<ateist>: Yes, and like any fanatic you have been brainwashed, as if you cannot listen to people like me, because they reject the way of righteousness. How tired you are! In the middle of the 21st century, 95% of people still believe in some form of higher mind. Honor Stephen Hawking, watch Carlin’s concerts – there is no God!And you have some ADEQUATE arguments to continue the discussion, or you, like other fanatics, will carry a heresy about your “belief!”? to
<xxx>: The whole two - God is dead, and you are a fool.

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