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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №18737
 01.08.2009
HYYYYYY! On TNT advertising of DOMA2 scratching: "The court banned us! To build love is immoral.and "
It is good! )

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18736
 01.08.2009
<Bagger> this is a mystery. Without a clue, do you want to break your brain?
<Ruby> There are 4 words in Russian. Three of them end in -so: meat, prose, wheel, name the fourth.
<UncleFedor> railroad
<UncleFedor> go ahead

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18735
 01.08.2009
A plastic glass, thrown from the tribune, hit the head of reserve referee Martin Vilchek and cut off his forehead, reports AR"
eee...German plastic is made at the "Chelyabinsk steelprocat"?? to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18734
 01.08.2009
The salary day. Salary is delayed. There was a turn at the boss’s door. Everyone talks quietly. "...it won’t be, wt I heard.,", "...crises...", "...the big purchase yesterday was made, there is probably no money...", "What we stand for is not clear. It is already so clear that there will be no wages...". From the crowd a young man cries out.
So go on!! Cheats to!
Everyone is turning. The guy with his left hand grabbed his right hand and aggressively pulling her says:
Shut up! To whom said? Cheats to!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18733
 01.08.2009
Why can’t I go to bed the same day I woke up?? to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18732
 01.08.2009
lisnake: Of course it’s not very pleasant to admit this, but since I cleaned up the room, the wifi signal has changed from "weak" to "very good"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18731
 01.08.2009
A paper with the inscription "9 liv" is attached to the cable.
Below, another handwriting "9 live, 9 will live"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №18730
 01.08.2009
I thought I understood something in life until one day I saw a sewer that closed to the castle from the inside.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №18729
 01.08.2009
I am amazed by the ingenuity of Russian people: One of my acquaintances communicated with a girl on VKontakte and all wanted to send her flowers home, but could not know the number of the apartment... knew only the number of the house in which she lives...
So, one night, he sent her a video he made, in which there was nothing but the rapidly changing colors of the picture, and advised to look at the entire screen... she did everything as he asked... And at this time two of his friends stood on different sides of the house and burned in which window this "color music" would begin.
I sent flowers. For three years together...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18728
 01.08.2009
I call her and say:
So, my dear, my business is over.
I came to the apartment, and she was already frozen, and the pants took away. Five with her! Why do I have no sense of humor?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №18727
 01.08.2009
Deaz (04:44:52 31/07/2009)
Pope invites Tymoshenko to the Vatican

Sith (04:45:11 31/07/2009)
I am afraid to ask why...

Sith (04:45:19 31/07/2009)
What to burn?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18726
 01.08.2009
...nik4 (16:16:30 29/07/2009)
And I wrote half of my classmates in the literature list))))))
__________________________
my scientific supervisor found in one of the diploma in the text "to the one who reads up to here, I give a box of champagne")))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18725
 01.08.2009
<xxx> The department passed by a smiling headbuckle and presented everyone with ice cream
<xxx> People sit and cheer
<xxx> And on my question - "does ice cream be distributed instead of a salary?"- the head of the company first shrugged, then tumbled, and then said not to burn the office.
xxx is suspicious

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18724
 01.08.2009
<pfka_mu> The poisoning of children in the Perm camp was undertaken by the prosecutor's office
<pfka_mu> pfg
<pfka_mu> they do not work anymore
<pfka_mu> children intoxicate...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18723
 01.08.2009
NYUTA
Fuck the cookie. The pigeon fucks came and snatches my food.

Ninja is =
2 in one...there’s your cake.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18722
 01.08.2009
Nancy (22:26:20 30/07/2009)
Click the caps lock button on the keyboard or I’ll start to suspect you’re a blonde.
Nancy (22:27:16 30/07/2009)
It is left)
Nancy (22:27:30 30/07/2009)
in the most extreme column)
Fanta (22:28:54 30/07/2009)
There is no such...
Nancy (22:29:27 30/07/2009)
Okay... find the letter "yo" )
Fanta (22:30:47 30/07/2009)
There is no

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