xxx: Hi, my mommy! )))
Go away, I’m afraid of you!
XXX: O_o

From Asha

My phone automatically changes words.
He replaced the tram, the word winter with the ass.

I am
Why not split by 2? :) One would go for insurance, the other for shoes. One at work, another at work.
DIRK
It can! You can clone yourself.
DIRK
Sit down all together and start throwing, none will go anywhere x-)))

Consider the Swedish:
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

The correct option: "and many of you ask this?"

From the Fire:
Question: I want to put on a hormonal spiral (presumably worldly), but it indicates that the term of validity is up to 5 years, and I will definitely take out a year in two or three. Couldn't it happen that the mirena will try to "produce" all of its resources and start to release twice as much hormone every day as it should be?
Answer: It will surely be as soon as he learns about your insidious plans.

Marsiano4ka: Vasily - a truly irreplaceable programmer in our office
Marsiano4ka: no one understands his code except himself.

What is "What is "What is "What is "?
It is soakable.

BBBrain: British scientists have concluded that sneezing is an alternative to orgasm. The mechanism of both processes is very similar. This process is identical to sneezing: when a person wants to sneeze, the tension in certain muscles increases, and then discharge occurs.
Dfstorm: Fuck that’s all! I smoked and smoked

A photographer wants to photograph a cat in the yard, addresses the grandmothers on the bench:
Can I take a picture of your cat?
It is a bad sign – he will die.
Can you be photographed?
No, then we will die.

SentriX Pushes: Noise – It Hurt

<SKcorp.> SentriX: The mixer was deprived of virginity.

Playing Son with Father online:

Daddy, fuck the fuck! Learn to play!
I fucking fuck your mom!
The Son: Cap

X: You are in contact.
Kirill: I have
X: Write me an invitation
Kirill: I invite you, Lecha, to become my friend in contact!
X: The SP

I live on the second floor.
The windows are open, I sit under it and I sneeze very loudly and loudly twice. A few seconds from the street:
Be healthy and grow big!! to
I look out the window, and there a girl comes in and looks out the window.
thank you!
She smiled and went on.
There are such people...

I went to the dentist in the afternoon, generally overtaking the baby with my mother
Baby: Mom and after the rain mushrooms come out and then rainbow
Mom: Daddy, so it happens, Grandma just went for mushrooms
When your grandmother eats mushrooms, will she also have a rainbow?

"By visiting kindergarten, Azarov promised Ukraine condoms"

xxx>how can I get rid of social pressure if I don’t want to get married?
yyy>be a man to bleat :)

Gato: I witnessed how my friend decided to meet a girl passing by. The girl turned out to be...eye... too accessible. by Cherry. and :)

This is the kind of girl I want to wear...
She: “Breaking” to wear on her hands? “Jumping on your hands”
He: * strongly presses, leaving no chance to get out of his hands * No. to rape. *take away *

The situation is this - at the entrance to the venue began to gather emo and began to carry out their sitting there. On the window, they listen to depressive music, and with their appearance chase into the thirst of passing residents. On verbal remarks react sluggish, take references from a psychiatrist, etc., I am very sorry guys. I would like to hint somewhat subtly that life is not a cause for sadness, for which I would like to spray there a sufficient amount of "rejoicing gas" or something like that. Anyone know where to buy it?

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Didn’t you play at GTA?
You go into the shelf. Car and Oppo. A carrier with 5 bullets.
yyy: in Russia you go into the police machine, and there OPA, Tajik without registration with 5 Uzbek.

Well, why all the working hours you want to sleep and you are cut out every 15 minutes, and when you come home you have all fucking slept out?? to