The Guardian may not like that he is here, but the city cannot live the way the Guardian wants. Because the Guardian would like it most if all people spent their lives sitting at home, putting their hands on the table to be visible.
"Flat world"

From discussion of poor vision and suitability for the army:
xxx: There are sports glasses with dioptria, but the price there is basically fabulous... We are waiting for the all-knowing Kilmashina - he will tell you what is better. Heaven will offer to eat carrots and strawberries - to improve vision.
YYY:...and less sitting at the computer.
zzz: Kagbe at -8 on the blackberry is deeply pofig, and poor vision is inherited in me, so "sitting less at the computer" will not save either.
At 8 o'clock, you need to rub the blue in the eye. What to do with carrots, I don’t even know.

Leonardo da Vinci for a long time couldn’t find out how to write off the two central figures of the “Mystery Evening”. Finally, he found a model for the image of Christ among singers in the church choir. But the model for Judas Da Vinci could not find another 3 years. One day, he saw a dirty drunk in the pit. He invited him to the cabbage and immediately began to write with him Yida. When the drunkard recovered, he admitted that it turns out he had already posed to the artist. It was 3 years ago when he was still singing in the church choir, and then Leonardo wrote with him Christ.

Straga: If you believe the words of all my acquaintances, then it seems to me that only in Russia the buyer can quite calmly approach and say to the seller: Please choose me the peppermint more tasty, but if it is not tasty enough I will return and this same peppermint will push you into the rear passage whole.

I add here:
We travel and walk on different roads. In the last three years I have seen such pedestrians that the series "Gorec" with its immortals rests. And in red, and on the diagonal, and regardless... And they still manage to argue when you make a comment on them...
...
Especially pleased individuals who do all this with the player in their ears, while stuck in a mobile phone.

Why does she have a car? She drives a wheelchair hard.

The situation in Ukraine can be briefly and tangibly described in one word: "hopped".

I bought a fecal pump 7 years ago for the rare (2 times a year) pumping of the hole of the luftkloset. It is inexpensive, t. There was no systematic work. Literally in the first 10 minutes of work, the UZO worked. I pulled out the pump "as it is", wrapped it in ten packs and carried it to the warranty. There, he apologized for using the pump as intended (according to the instructions) and demanded satisfaction. They tried to argue with me, but you understand that it is difficult to argue with me on this issue, especially since the reason for the work was confidently named by me. I suggested to disassemble the pump immediately and make sure the electrical part is non-hermetic. The smell in the workshop was such that it was no longer possible to object to the servants.
A few days later I was returned a thoroughly washed, repaired pump. From him, he carried air refreshers for toilets - apparently poured out not one balloon. All these years the pump works properly, no problems.

Men are sometimes very sentimental.
In every man there is a female beginning.
Zzz: There must be a male end inside every woman.
Theory of Sex, Fuck

Very interesting, if same-sex marriages are allowed, will there be such pedics who "before the wedding"?

I can’t listen to the song “Give Me This Day, Give Me This Night” anymore.
What is it suddenly?
“Every time I hear it, I realize it’s a time-breaking freelancer song!

Both03
Bgg, did you try to type the word "portal" in Yandex? )

Both03
on "p" there are hints, on "po" there are hints, on "por" there are no hints, on "port" there are hints))

Both03
Type of dangerous area passed ))

TopSpin
and)))

It is foolish to look for a black cat in a dark room, especially if it is not there.
But it’s even more stupid to look for a black cobra in a dark room, especially if it’s there.

Emily is poor. Oh, how many wonderful discoveries do we have... you let me be surprised that Bagira is a male, a fucker.

You shattered my life.

Listened to

Once upon a time, a grandfather lived in a neighboring house and cried all day long. He cried about how he was the commander of the submarine and how he flew on the Soviet spacecraft Buran. Now in the neighboring house lives a aunt who cries all night. She urges her neighbors to drink her salt, salt blood. I think they don’t think this idea is wild anymore."

Drop the cat? My da-k cat tried to put the owner of the bed itself, but a couple of dozens of times flew from it and now lies on the very edge of the bed, so that I do not interfere with sleeping and with such a face that type "no at least do not drive me away from here, a"
It is ===
Why did you take the cat, heretic? Cats are given to mankind to serve them, not to slander!

I went to the store tonight. In front of me and behind me there are men, typical of such proletarians, with fingers and a pearl. They buy vodara, beer and burl. And I am shaved, in a fresh T-shirt, in the basket - juice and kefir. I feel like I’m a transgender! I stand and think: "It’s good that the kefir is not fat-free!"

The summer. The heat.

The size of the girls’ breasts has decreased, on average, by size.

I have already turned around! What did I do wrong to you, brother?! to
with UV. and Lenin.

In the evening, my wife and I turn on the telephone to find out who is worse than us.
Oleg Butaev