<shiroginne> I want a Saturday morning and not a Sunday
<pawle> :)
<pawle> yes Saturday was somewhere.

Yellow stickers are not suitable for the recording of urgent cases - after six months they fall away.

Picture of a cat on a tree with a bunch of sausages in its mouth

Why do you kill birds...
When they made sauces, they killed someone too!
z: not a fact )))

Buy a wheelchair, with which you can not enter the entrance without assistance, is five. Again, it is someone else’s fault.
Why are you reproducing?
and----
It would be better if you did not multiply, god. Do you think everyone can afford a nanowheel with space technology? And no one uses wheelchairs from friends and relatives or older children? Do you think when buying, without experience, you can choose a 100% mega-friendly model, and no one is mistaken when choosing simply by ignorance? Do you think there are no entrances and doors you can’t enter even with a super cool crew?

The market sells salmon....on the wall a poster:"Salmon from the Faroe Islands". I glance at it and ask loudly:"Well, where do you have this typical Norwegian salmon from?" :D A man behind the shelves, not blinking:"From Kazakhstan....even a document is available!"

We have a driver working, a woman over 50. She once went to the village with her husband and friends to a bath with vodka and meat. And on the way they met a herd of sheep, without a shepherd. Not thinking for a long time, they grabbed the lamb, drove it into the trunk and went on, dreaming of shells and arguing who would score that lamb. We arrived at the place, opened the luggage compartment and wrecked it, because the lamb was crawling all the way, no, no, it was crawling. Everything was done, from cover to cover, and the animal itself from tail to head. The sheep were thrown out with a pinch under the ass, the car was thrown into the river with the ass and washed all weekends. This is how the thirst of the hollow can ruin the weekend.

ply
What was the shit here if contextual advertising offered hair wholesale?

I go along the market, along the meat line. The seller from a distance begins to seduce me: “Sister, buy meat from the strawberries!” Here is the breast, here is the bacon! Buy it sister! See also! The system is athletic!"

An interesting fact: about 3% of all Antarctic glaciers are made up of frozen penguin urine.

“Look, this package of sausages came out of the conveyor an hour ago in a distant Estonian town. Bats – and it’s already on your shelf!
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It’s a great cake that travels in time. You can buy it in the supermarket tonight, baked tomorrow morning :)

My neighbors knew Zen. Do repairs in the style of "drunk master" - and let's swell up, and get stuck

[14:40:32] +Cats: The Pitchman
[14:40:44] + Cat: We went for a walk
[14:42:18] Kitty: I approach the house, I see two bodies out of the car, put on berets, get two huge bags with bottles and enter the entrance...
[14:43:29] +Cat: I am approaching my entrance, in front of the car, there are two more such bodies - in berets. They sit, rush and watch me try to pull the wheelchair into the entrance.
[14:44:01] +Cat: A woman came up, came out of the car and ran to me, helped to pull the wheelchair...
[14:44:19] +Cat: these are the "potsreots"

We live in a post-industrial society. If production suddenly fails, sellers will begin to sell snow to the Eskimo, sand to the Arab Sheikhs and air to each other. And a mountain of doubting services to each other. In the meantime, you, dear technicians, will die of hunger. Your age has passed, your century has passed.
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It is difficult to guess that without production there would be no post-industrial society, but any society that is not a cave.

The acquaintance dropped a link to the Akinator. I went in, I guessed "Sysadmin", I answer questions. On the 16th question, this virtually unfinished Freud suggested that I had guessed a perverse exhibitionist. I look at my profession from a new perspective.

Discuss the video, in which various metal objects are burned with high current:

XXX: How much do you pay for electricity?
YYY: Rubies for 5 for the whole video burned :)
xxx: Thank you, I think this piece will pay off if you take the metal figures of deputies, for example, and burn it with a low-voltage switch on order.
Zzzz: And if you take real deputies, you can still earn good money.

Netneladno: in peelings as in sex - the main thing is to get rid of it in time!
Ig276: The pirate, thou shalt live thus, burn them.

One of our former bassists said:
I have nothing to do in the MTV.
I went to the toilet.
Suddenly - I hear that on television let the clip Immortal!!! Well, I think it’s a niche for yourself!! I run into the room...
My mother came to dust the carpet.

If all the classics of Russian literature rise from the dead, who will lead this zombie crowd?
Tagged: Nekrasov

by Opennet

aaa: After the update, including the default browser settings are removed, and instead of the previously selected Firefox begins to run Microsoft Edge. 

bbb: Just yesterday upgraded from Win 8.1 Pro to Win 10 Pro.  During the update process, I was asked whether I wanted to change any of the defaults. I removed the box, and FF as was a quiet browser before the update, so it remained. I see no problem.

ccc: I tried to upgrade from ubunu 8 to windows 10, failed. The Cheddar? 

Manufacturers and salespeople, you are in charge!

I am the right wing. No plane will fly without me.
What are you upset here! Without me, without the left wing, you have nothing to do!