xxx: I just know during a search in one of the banks, they were instructed to remove the servers, usually the hard drives are taken away, and the Omonians are very smart, they cut off the curtains of the stand, pulled and on the stairs all crashed safely. Somewhere the Ministry of Internal Affairs then paid about 60 grins in court

001, 010, 011, 100, 101 - the rabbit went out to walk.

In Russia, according to the tradition, there are two disasters when life stops: in winter snow suddenly starts to go, and in summer it suddenly gets hot and the turf is sunny:(

Q: A friend of mine recently made such a cool tattoo on my leg, from knee to foot, colorful. As if all the muscles and other things were visible, such as a piece of skin from the leg was ripped off.
A: Probably along with the brains.

We lie this we and my husband in the bed after sex.And we have to say that he shaves once a week, and the process of shaving is preceded by my echoed comments.Today it was the use of nickname "Robinson Crusoe".So here is the dialogue after sex:
You are my Robinson Crusoe!
You are my Friday!
I am...????? to
Who did he have before Friday?
I am...????? to
He is a goat!! to

Instructions at work:
Master: guys, do you know how to dilute alcohol?
We are: No.
Teacher: We will learn. Remember not to drink in the morning. Only after lunch. Lunch starts at 10.

xxx: children, if you go with a girl on the street and meet 3 copniks - go out. The honor of the girl and all that. But if you go alone and meet 3 copniks, I'll fucking run away. Don’t make yourself a Rambo. There is nothing shameful about this, give - take, beat - run))

On the website of schizophrenics:
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xxx: Shash called Mvideo, wanted to go to the vendor to buy them, thought on the phone to clarify the presence. And there, we draw your attention to the fact that in our stores there are no ventilators, conditioners, humidifiers and air purifiers disassembled in Moscow.

We eat on Peter, the sign hangs - further impasse, right circumference...
Almost everyone goes on, escapes 50 meters into road work, unfolds, falls into an unshakable traffic jamming, mates, bikes.

7th grade, computer science, teacher herself at 3 course of mehmate.
- In Turbo Pascal, Cyrillic is not supported, you will print with a translator, well, as the sms were typed before. * suspicious silence* Hey, what did you not pick up?
School in Rain. This is the "grown generation")))

Well, at least this proves the existence of parallel worlds.
WOW :?
There are at least two worlds.
In one, all fires are localized and MCHS successfully fights the fires.
WOW: And in another?
We live in another world!!! to

Stunder: As I like the fancy - the phone crashed, and the track switched. I no longer listen to music, I switch it.
P-Johann: I had a cooler automation on the UAZ) the steering wheel turned - the radio switched =))
P-Johann: It is still a mystery how this was related to the
Stunder: But probably you were scared on the road when you caught the right wave xD

In the face of the burning smoke of Moscow and the nanoculture of wheat, the problem of renaming the militia looks important and urgent.

He says: Will you give?
Before the wedding of Nina
He is OK. Do not plan anything for tomorrow.

Botinok
I understood why I needed a slide.
Botinok
To make it easier to remember the names of predecessors

Changes in the name of the police:

Why break the scratch in small things? I propose to change the name of Russia to Switzerland!!!! to

irrkt: and read another funny verse about the fact that in MX only Tajiks work, and who works, he and the weather orders, and they +35 in the cave
Trooper: Judging from the last week, someone clearly hired the devil for work. Orc of Mordor

The main thing is not to forget the box under the pizza as a shield!
yyy: + 1 to protection)
xxx: 2 to intellect)

Leading Ekaterina Andreeva (First channel), evening issue:
In the middle you can count on cooling...mm... Up to 35 degrees!!! With a smile :DD