So cool, I’m half the clock. Hobbits pass through the fever. Then they got out of Tom Bombadil’s house.

Dancheg Stels *ROFL*

bionet: the apasny cesta epta č č roš?

Dancheg Stels: Fuck, let me smoke ROFL too

Bionet: read Tolkien and put all the slides in the closet

<Black_Devil>
I had the HD2 (I gave it to my wife when I bought the Sensation), then I bought the HTC Titan, and the Sensation gave it to my wife, now I have the HTC oneX, and the Titan gave it to my wife. I will give her nothing more! It has already lost the HTC Touch diamond, HD2, Sensation and Titan. And that’s not counting the fact that before that it lost the htc p3300, HTC Touch Viva, HTC HD Mini, and something else. I bought a Nokia 3310. I gave. I was offended.

Good morning to Andrey Alexandrovich.
Please give me the phone number of Eugene.
Thanks in advance!
Yyy: Roman Yaroslavovich, you are my, and which number do you want - internal or mobile?
I have a lot of respect for Andrey Alexandrovich!
I would call...
YYY: Please call 1111, you are ugly.

Shta ha-ha) the cyrka lost the pass (which the electricity found). Looking for the following dialogue:
Did you take my passport?
and no.
Did you take my passport?
did not take.
Did you take my passport?
But not me.
Serena, you take it from me.
I think you can give me one.

I know how the puddle looks.

Recently, it seems to me more and more that blondes are constantly cuddling over us. It will fit, shake the eyes, with a fool's mouth, and say something. And then, with interest, the entomologist observes how we try to gather the exploded brain into a bunch.

xxx: We were poor students, well you know how it happens, going to a restaurant is an event. So, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant, a civilian restaurant, everything was romantic, I hoped she would remember what a romantic day it was...
YYY: Well and how?
XXX: How, then it turned out that she remembered the toilet seat with heating!!! to

An interesting movie is when you sit and look at the titles.

XXX: The CC has found a bag. When braking to the floor to ABS, the radio from ROCSA automatically switches to Shanson. He is not even in memory.
What would this be?
YYY: Passat Kagbe suggests that you shouldn’t drive so sharply...
ZZZ: A sharp braking is assumed to occur when someone has cut you down, or when you have hit someone. And then you will get out of the car and arrange a breakdown with the raids. Therefore, they ensure that when the door of your car is opened, the right music is heard from it. And if you accidentally come out under Yuri Shatunov, you will not be afraid immediately.

The horoscope:
Today you will be very needed by your loved ones, family and friends. It’s not that they don’t need you in other days, they’ll just let you know it today. Try to meet their expectations.

>>>Today is the day of the day.

Corporate NoWork mail, the Market folder. According to the tradition, most ads are constructed according to the scheme: "what I sell / give" - "short description" - "cause of sale".

Theme: [free] cucumber
Body: I will give in good hands a few kilograms of cucumbers. Grown up in the village by my parents. The reason was my mother’s misconceptions about my appetite.

Did you say you’re alone on the weekend? We will come
Oh... two of us? You need me.
How about NAFIG? You are a girl, we are guys, you know?
Are you really upset, fools? I haven’t fuck you yet!
Yup, is it all bad for you? And we just wanted you to cook us delicious...
I am burning 😉

CherryJB: Playing with her dog... Something himself played and bitten her to the tail!
CherryJB: Her eyes should have been seen: "maid! Fu Fu Fu, Fu Fu, Fu Can’t!and "

Today I had a breakdown of patterns, a brain explosion and doubts about my logical abilities, when I saw a drunken guy on the street with the inscription on a T-shirt "Trezy - does not mean boring".

A friend wrote:
You are the best!
I: yes too, even the boys don't walk with me because they don't want to spoil me ((
You will find the best!
I: In the last two weeks, three people have clinged to me and everyone knew they were far from me.
I: where to look for it
Q: I will find it myself.
I: Where he is, he is lonely and no one else needs him except me.
HH: You know, I think so...
Once diamonds are found under the ground, you will be found sooner or later.
From under the ground??? If I die, will someone dig out my grave and call me my beloved?? to

In general, our journey schematically looks as follows:
First we go into the dirt, the rare shit shit, and then we try to get out of there.

Are you a Windows-admin or a Unix-admin?
I am a heterosexual ;)

The social network is an orgia of social exhibitionists.

I watched the show "Strange and Beautiful". The Third Tour. It is necessary to guess from the photograph of a famous character - who he is. Photo by John Lennon. So cute in the glasses.
The Questions:
Is he a leader of a well-known group or a dissident?
Girls, gently discuss the comrades and smoothly start to call him Ermolnik (just so - through E). And they come to the conclusion that Comrade Jermolnik was a dissident in the 1970s.
I was crying. The TV had to be turned off.

xxxh: why am I in a club of lovers to chew up the unfresh shit and shake
The group has 46 585 participants.
XHH: Judging by the replicas of the participants, the group was then another...

I decided to drive my sisters to the theater. In the middle of the second act, somebody chews so deliciously. From the other end of the hall humbly so "be healthy" and from the opposite end of the hall angrily whispered "why do you regret him?" This cattle went with me in the bus, all the transportation stopped." and here the funeral music plays, with organs all this...