At a certain age, the massage of the back becomes preferable to the massage of the member.

Actions at the gas station: "Send a full tank, we share 5 l for free!!!" Where are you? 😉 😉 😉

White Sun of the Desert 2015.
The Customsman looks at the table covered at work:
Again, these damned joke, Mozarella and Norwegian Salmon!

The only pederast at the pride parade in Jerusalem was a religious eblan who cut six people with a knife.
Interestingly, he got out of prison for a month, where he spent 10 years in prison for having cut off two, and yes, also at the Pride Parade in Jerusalem in 2005.
This is the Pidor.

Because the raw new OS to put the ordinary user - the story will come out about how to entrust tenants to test the unbuilt house. Someone will enter the elevator mine, although there is no elevator, someone will not be able to get out of the apartment, because the door is not in the usual place. Someone in the shell would hit because the toilet in the old house was of the same color.

The idea for urban fantasy: Evil descended from the depths of Hell to Russia
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During the lunch break, Tanya from our department broke her heels. Trapped in the barracks. He goes to his office on chickens.
And in order to get to the workplace, she has to cross the stamping shop - noise, thunderstorms.
The chief of the shop catches her and ears in her ear:
Tanja, what are you stealing? Is anyone sleeping?

From the account:
Interesting question - if the ancient shelters digged the Black Sea, why was it formerly called Russian? and :-)
222: Who ordered, he called it...

Oh well...

This is:
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Fool, and when will they come up with hormonal pills for men so that their sperm becomes inactive? Let them get drunk/forgot, let them get fat, let them scratch all the side effects in full. Or pumping your girlfriend with some left-wing hormones is simple, not harmful, and generally the best solution is not to use rubber.
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They are not released because of feminist protests. From so here.

Going around is not bagging. You only read about feminists in the yellow press, right? I have to do with movement. Feminists warmly and sincerely support the spread of these drugs. Only according to the survey of the target audience - the demand they will not use. Men do not want and are afraid of hormones.

Getting up at six in the morning is easy. The main thing is to find a comfortable time zone.

Decree such a matter... went to the kitchen and moved to the fact that a bunch of dirty dishes was carefully washed and wiped out by my husband))) I think, I need to call him, thank you at least to say, and then I think, stop, call.

Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
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I assume that most of the protesters will be men. They have always been and are dealing with foreign organisms. The majority of women are grateful.

I sit on the thrust, read the newspaper, a donkey started flying nearby. At some point she sits on the newspaper, I bring her to the crane and sharply turn on the water. The eagle is rapidly going away. In three minutes I finish my business, I dress up, I’m going to wash my hands. And from the hole where water goes, the same ax comes out. I take it carefully and take it to the balcony. And I let go.
If you want to live, you have to live.

Most of the students who live in shelters don’t like to go for an appetite in the evening.

My sister and girlfriend ate cakes at the party.
Girlfriend: a piece of sweet, two pieces of cabbage. How are you lying? Another big piece with chicken, a few with fish... I’ve eaten one piece and can’t do it anymore. O_O
Sister (again with a full mouth): and you don’t sing! and ;)

The idea for a startup: toilet paper with a edible tap.

You don’t know the life, babies.

Do you realize that sooner or later an artificial womb will be created?
I dare assume that people like you will be the first to start protesting and aggressively lobbying “natural birth.”
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And the genetic material, the egg, will also be artificial? Yes, if there were artificial wombs, I would have done a couple more to my two, and then there, all four in the artificial womb. Neither hemorrhoids to earn, neither toxicosis to suffer, neither teeth-haired to lose, neither to tear yourself there anything, neither to recover... Career, again, practically not to inhibit. It is just a dream!

I figured with them. He is on six jobs to buy a jacket, which will be worn for two months. Yes, on any city forum, register under the name Momochka1992, if you don't want the real name to shine, and ask. Many closets are overcrowded because it is a pity to throw away a good thing from which they grew up or, on the contrary, lost weight.

I was convinced of this when I volunteered last year, when hundreds of people came to us in a small Siberian city from Ukraine. No one was left naked, including pregnant women. And they found their wheelchairs, and beds, bathrooms.
But no, on the humorous site he tells about a difficult pregnancy, drugs, eight sub-works, and on the profile forum he is ashamed to ask.

When did you ask the savage what’s wrong? He answered this when a neighboring tribe attacked them, killed all the men, taken women captive and stolen cattle. The question is what is good? He replied that it was when we attacked a neighboring tribe and killed all their men, captured women and taken their cattle.

The test contains its own IP... staff of 14 automakers. They clean themselves and the office premises and the hangar (1 cleaner), they carry out accounting (1 or 2 buches), and so on.

On the one hand, everything is right, excessive mouths must be removed.
On the other hand, are they superfluous? Does he lack work there?
How many hours of work does the car cost? How much does the cleaning work cost? In addition, the cleaners are "coming", not for the whole day.
Here I work as a leading engineer-constructor at the MK plant. We do not have archivaries, secretaries, couriers, etc. Department of Principal Constructor. As a result, we ourselves are forced to multiply drawings, fold, sew, wear in the workshops, etc. Time is wasted – dofiga for all this (one walk in the workshop – 20 minutes to go in one direction, and we wear drawings every day and, often, not once. And from there we do not carry papers either). And it seemed that there was a clock of hernias of every kind, and only for this hour I did not draw/check a line, and I was paid for it. At my hourly rate. At the same time, you can take a girl for a salary of 1.5-2 times less than mine, and I will not waste time on this shit, but I will engage in more skilled work.
You can, of course, save on the hammer and start to knock the nails with a drill... That’s just – is it necessary?