Uncle (33 years old) took his nephew (4,5 years old) from the kindergarten and leads home.
Sasha, are you a patriot?
P is yes.
Q: Do you love your country?
P: I am not going to serve.

This is :

But in the current situation, it turns out strange - a man has no influence on the question of giving birth / not giving birth, but at the same time is obliged to pay for one of the elections. It is asymmetrical.
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This is called the autonomy of the body. Not to give birth to a man. For some reason, even a corpse cannot take organs for transplantation, even to save the lives of other people, without the legal consent of this person while alive. And in the right of a woman to dispose of her body who just does not try to enter - then abortion to be prohibited at the legislative level, then "I said - give birth," or "I said - go scratch the uterus." It turns out that you want a woman to have less rights than a corpse. And about paying - well, in the fertilization of the egg both participated, or you so, passed by, and this time - and you are hanged by someone else's choice neither of this nor of this? about condom piercings and other things only do not need for the hundredth time, such cases - a single, the overwhelming majority of women did not give up such a snare

My brother decided to meet a girl in the electric car.
and hello. What is your name?
and normal.

The fewer brains in the head, the more emptiness, the better the voice of a pop singer or pop singer sounds.

Joseph of Egypt

Yesterday in Mega. A couple of middle-aged people probably go shopping. A woman clings to a man and asks him to give him another "thousand twenty." The phlegmatic male reacts weakly to all attachments. Then he declares: "You have a bad credit history" "What does a bad history mean?!!!" “All the money I gave you was never returned.”

So, gentlemen customs officers, in the course of today’s class you will learn what type of sanction cheese and what type of sanction wine should be drank in the process of destruction.

and blues:
Lunch at work. In front of me sits our engineer, such a rough uncle of Soviet hardening. He enthusiastically watches the next documentary from the series "Egyptian pyramids built by aliens, and Napoleon was actually a human-like robot from the future." This time we are talking about the Maya tribe, which, according to the creators of the documentary, possessed protective technologies and precisely because of this was extinct. The logic is doubtful, but hell with it.

My resting brain got stuck to the following phrase, pronounced by a well-set voice of the speaker: “And here’s what a world-renowned expert on nuclear energy of ancient tribes says about it: given the radioactive background at the places of burial, one can safely assert that bla-bla-bla...

This is how I learned that in this world there is such a profession as the "nuclear energy specialist of the ancient tribes." Why didn’t I know this seven years ago, when I was just taking my first steps on my boring career ladder?? to

by LAL. That is, this wool was in one case against abortion, and in another for? Did the reaction of the partners not accommodate her?
A disrespectful fool. You don’t want to fuck up?
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Applause to fools! and the detection system of such )))

The Terminator, which is the last, has a rating of 12+.
Oh oh!
Terminator is by definition a warrior. The Fighter! and 12+!! What do you think of 12+?
A warrior without fighting, blood and sex. What could be worse? Just a horror)
Oh oh no horror. "Take a look at it! Only at us! Triller 12+ "Accountants are reporting"!!!and "
_ :-D Our bugs on such would go clean.)
_ Well)) although... If the bugs and reporting are 18+

Speaking calendar with you: do not forget to pay for the internet!

In the bus I heard the conversation of two old grandmothers, both of them already over 80 probably, discussing the third (with admiration): "Yes, she will paint, wear a hat and look like all 70!"

On the weekend we go for a walk with my wife. A mother and a daughter aged 5 to 6 are in front of them. The girl is shaking something on her, apparently asking for something. Mother turns to her and asks: Do you want to eat ice cream? No cats today!

Why am I? To the fact that it is necessary to teach their children not how to use contraceptives, but to learn to understand people and how to find their own person, so that they can be together until old age.
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Why does one exclude the other? Even in marriage with a soul mate, family planning was not cancelled.

<volldark>: All the Irish brothers in the holiday! I wish you a stable connector, smooth ping and adequate usernames! Today, on the occasion, we will go to the polygon of roast powder, mahatso on swords, roast powder, havat shashchiki, roast powder - and so on for three days))) Oh yeah, we will drink more beer)
Sherlock Holmes> will you drink beer?

The Seeker Found:
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And you know, when a husband/wife is selected by parents, it can and should be listened to? The experience of the older generation, worn in the sea of life is not superfluous. In my youth I had a senior class. Not disgusting, not beautiful, not stupid, did not hide any work to work. No, I didn’t like it categorically!Take a walk, drink a drink, sing a song, yes! My mom told me so! We met after 25 years. I have two divorces and he has two. We live in soul. I think, or maybe I should have listened to my mom then, and got married to a good, but such an uninteresting guy? And he says that then he would love to marry me, but I was looking for a brighter, more varied bird.
and...
Everything happened right to you. Do not worry. Then, with a 99% probability, you would run away in another year. Youth, characteristic of youth, maximalism and other...
And now, you are two wise life-experienced people who have really found each other. Understand what you have in each other and why. Knowing how to feel, not conceal it with unnecessary persistence, etc. and etc.
It is right)

All Admins with a professional holiday! Ura to!
First toast to the localhost!

- Dear, I understand that diet and all things, but you can't kiss a person who just ate a sandwich - it's already overwhelming.