Inhabitants of the Galaxy! and all! The planet Earth is broken. The cord advertises a remedy for impotence. Please do not disturb. The human mind is exhausted. End of communication session.

The following phrase from the news on R24 broke my brain: “An American of Iranian descent, a former Muslim, will be the first rabbin-gay.” Somehow somewhat...

The Cattus VK:

People!! How long can we stand in front of each other?

Yesterday at 20:17 via iPad

The commentary:

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hypoallergenic
Chatta Dasha had a fungus in my brain while we slept nearby at night.
My beer was long over.
I see a bank in the refrigerator.
I am so thoughtful.

And here I get ridiculed by her.
"My beer is at rest"

Andrei (15:03:15 8/08/2012)
Today in the subway violinist Havu Nagila played
Andrei (15:03:29 8/08/2012)
If I had not been a Jew, I would have given money.

I have a dog, a German Shepherd. I decided through the websites of dogmakers to find a cage for the cage:

“There is, but, cheprack, fox, club, labeled, 5 years old, not unbounded. I am looking for a cabbage. Tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

And what do you think? More than half of the animal-related websites have refused to place an ad "cause of non-normative vocabulary". What do I call a female dog?

Straga: I go in a bus type ~Ikarus~ in front of the rebe and next to the passage is a mom of huge size 35-40 years. Opposite stands a man of 50 years and offers the lady to sit in his place, and he has to go to the exit, like we two in a narrow passage we will not fit. The lady refuses and grit: who needs that passes! A man whispered with his heart toward a lady. At this very moment, the lady rounded her eyes and issued a phrase after which I then roared openly all the way: Oh, you are an old dog! I decided to worry about me!!! to

We have a business dispute with our colleagues.
Did you lick a pencil when you were a child at work?

YYY: I’m afraid to ask about the essence of the dispute.
No, I did not lick him. I smelled like all normal kids.

XXX: I don’t understand why she did this?
XXX: That is not logical.
XXX: Agree, a bad argument

XXX: They have already gotten, come with their flashes/photics, get in without demand. You see, they have to.
YYY: Do as Mishana.
XXX is?
YYY: It on the USB on the front panel brought 12 volts from the power unit. No one ever gets to his computer.

Saika: When our seller says "and you tried our loans", it seems he is a drug dealer

A 20-year-old Russian man tried to emigrate to Ukraine (to Odessa) on an inflatable mattress to improve the conditions of his life

XHHH: Your screwbacks annoy me terribly, some foolish
I don’t understand, you didn’t like the letter ordered?
XHH: No, the font is normal, the other is angry. I told him for half an hour what I wanted. He does not know at all what a ligature is, nor even what a kegl is, fucking!! to
Do you know how our boss took this guy to work?
HH: How will I know this?
Listen here bro. Once our boss came into the store some squeezed, and on the shelf a sheet of A4 and there in such a classy font, a straight look, it is written: Cigarettes do not trade bla-bla, federal legislation bla-bla, kindergarten nearby. Well a boss to new fonts maniac, let the seller (boy of this, ah) torture what font, etc. He stood still, and then said: I don't understand what you are talking about, we don't have a printer, I wrote it by hand with a black flommaster.
WOW: His father is an architect-drawer of Soviet hardening, it turns out. =) is

I saw the girl's status as a member:"I know a lot of warm words: steel mill, boiler, AMD."

The following dialogue follows:
I: Where did the status stumble from?
Maybe she invented it herself?:D
I: Well then explain what AMD is and why it belongs here?)
Without Google
Attention to!! to
I know very modestly about it.
But I know it’s something related to the compound and logically it emits heat.

My aunt gave me a tail to divide meat. Well, once came guests, drank, snack and let stories tell each other, who in the car broke, politics, sports, etc. And I take it and say, "I now, when I rub meat, always remember my aunt."

Silence at the table.

XXX: The Main Rule
Reality is not confused.
in their
Illusions and agree?
yyy: The main rule of reality -
No fuck without Gandalf.

I talked to a beautiful blonde. I shake my hands, shake my hands, show, in short, how amusing I am. She smiles and blows with long eyelids. And here I pronounce the phrase: "Well, and here Ostapa suffered...". She: "Wait... I didn’t understand, and Ostap is your friend?

The strongest physiological pleasure a person experiences when he itches the place that itches.
c) The scientists

Conclusion: mosquitoes are created to give us the highest pleasure.

Yes, for this money the Russian mail will deliver the elephant to Vladivostok.
Wow, but I should have been to Kaliningrad.
Not an elephant, but a mouse.

I sit behind the compost, my wife in the kitchen is doing something, screaming to me from the kitchen:
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I did not hear.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is harsh!