DeG_SteeR: What do you think people think of when they see the last lighthouse in the box? I am Corben Dallas.

We recently had a group of exchange students from Germany. According to the program, they study 3 weeks in Tomsk, then a week in Moscow. And one guy constantly, unlike others, fell into various situations associated with hoops. Then in the Tomsk internet cafe to him approached a gopar of considerable size with the words "o, fun you have a watch". In Moscow, two people spoke to him on the phone. Then he still walked around the center and, noticing other gopars (and every time a classic-kapka, sports pants and shoes), began to speak loudly to the Russian girl who accompanied him "o, gopniki!".

In general, it would be nothing, but then in contact noticed that the guy was born in the city of Göppingen... As they say, a fisherman fisherman...

The vacancy:
We need 5 people! for those who do not want to work.

XXX: How did you spend the evening?
YYY: Yes, just everything... I drank 4 liters of beer, then with the guys a couple of cans, and then rushed home to sleep, indeed, I couldn’t sleep... I lay down all night and thought – I want to suck or not...

Classics are quoted by people with good memory, smart people express their thoughts.

7 hours of news on NTV
The designers of the AutoVAZ brought V. Putin on a test drive two reliable vehicles.
Lady Kalina, second in case of a breakup.

One friend tells the other:
“I’m coming home, I’m looking, and she’s with her lover. Well, I went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, got a bottle of vodka, drank, sang sad songs... And then I look, the apartment is not mine!!!”

I hate this weather. I’m all in black, brutal, with a guitar...and an umbrella in a flower!! to

My mother works as a logopedist in the kindergarten. At school, the children are told a mystery:

"What a miracle! This is a miracle!
Upstairs the dish, downstairs the dish.
A miracle on the road.
The head shakes to the legs."

After some reflection, the child jumps up and screams at the whole group: BLOODOOK!!! to

I am still in a single community.
WOW: How many are you there?
I am alone...

I: What will I get for twiks?
Wife: Mmmmm...we’re falling down in the bed and I’ll scratch you.
What about Mine?
It is 72 rubles!! You are!!! to
I: Did I get married?? to
You married to save O_o

Physics lessons
The teacher after a long explanation, seeing the reaction of the students...
Teacher: I feel like a stomach.
After a minute of silence, why?
I am in the midst of the oaks.
Children: (after a five-minute silence, shy) and who is the hammer?

You know, I rarely smoke. But then, with his depression, he decided to hit everything, called Barry. After an hour and a half, they talked to each other about their problems and said goodbye to friends. The depression, strangely enough, has passed.

C forum game meji.ru, the theme of adding a new race:

Fasian:> You give the elves in the zenchik! :D

antimagic II:> her. If you could play millionaires)) a crazy race. Stand for 15 days, steal bubbles, turn around at night, and any action against them is an action against yourself. :D :D

The most difficult game:
The game "Take your ass off the couch". Sometimes it is unbearably difficult.

<Fytsy> okay, real boys mom blinkers made, I ran....
<S.T.R.Y.K.E.R.> real boys mom seeds roast

There are offices that pull out of the dead.
XXX: The Infos
YYY : :D
From screws in the sense of... ^__^

You may be right about the psychic.
YYY: Well
XXX: There was a day ago.
YYY: What is it?
xxx: I am standing I mean at the stop, the bus I am waiting... remembered that I am in the pharmacy what shit to buy, the pharmacy at the stop so.. I go, I ask, and they tell me that I went in 5 minutes ago and bought it... really forgot the building...

With a friend I drank beer near "Five-Five". Here the rain started, well, we picked up beer, we went to the store, we turned a little around the corner, we saw a large window. We sit there, we talk. Here a friend raises his eyes, an advertisement on the glass... I look, read, silently close the beer.
The inscription said:
The probability of getting a gunshot in the leg is 99.9%.
Rough Samara "five-foot"

Fuck, I can’t sit at home!
The ppc! What to do, right?
Well, in the first place, pull the shirt out of your ass...