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[ + 54 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52529
 29.08.2011
xxx: the girl's album in contact: Venice-the city of Romeo and Juliet)))
Tagged: fucking
They were in Verona.
Not in Venice.
WOW :D
The Philosophical Virgin!

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52528
 29.08.2011
She is here:

Brushed to:
I was confused by the cashier in the store today... I only bought pads and a toothbrush... she calculated me and said: thank you for the purchase, good appetite! So I wondered which of my purchases caused her to think about it?! to

Do you have a guy? Well, think logically: pads - it means you have monthly, therefore, you can't have regular sex, but it's oral... Further about the toothbrush to continue, why is it?))))

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52527
 29.08.2011
Mom conducts a revision in pieces (read - trying to color what she doesn't like or just doesn't wear, but throw out sadly).
I get another masterpiece of someone's uncomfortable conditionally design thinking.
“Mom, don’t you think I look like a port prostitute in THIS?”
Square eyes and only one question:
Why as a port?! to
And then on the side, like I didn’t hear: – But it was worth trying.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №52526
 29.08.2011
I am a man of old rules, and before marrying my wife we did not live together (although we met for 3.5 years)
One day I told a friend about it at work (100% blonde)
What was the answer to "And now you live together?"

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №52525
 29.08.2011
Skuggen: It’s shit... I decided to buy perfumes, I read in the online store the description "Donna Karan DKNY For Women" -
Starting notes:cooled vodka o_O, green tomato leaves
...bla-bla-bla... a fragrance for dynamic urban women who feel a taste for life, open to everything new and unexpected... leads to remote corners with ponds and sophisticated urban blooms.
Kruegerband: Of course, where to serve a dynamic city woman, who eaten vodka, and snacked a tomato leaf - the current on the bench to lie down )))))

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №52524
 29.08.2011
You know, you can’t teleport now.
xxx: folk craftsmen will unravel it and gather - who in the time machine, who in the eternal engine

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52523
 29.08.2011
And if Voland-de-Mort was called, for example, Voland-de-Vort, then his accomplices could have attacked with a cry of "for the Air Force!"

[ + 50 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52522
 29.08.2011
Now on the first channel showed the notebook of the first-class
of mathematics. There was an example: two triangles + one circle =?? to
I did not decide...
P.S Physics school with almost distinction, MGTU by Bauman...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №52521
 29.08.2011
Before yesterday in the mailbox found an advertisement - a paper like 5000 rubles. Yesterday I got drunk with my friends and apparently caught a taxi... And today in my pocket I found a deal – real money in the amount of 4500. I worry somehow.

[ + 48 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52520
 29.08.2011
The parents did the repair of the country.Today the father finished the second floor.It wasn't 20... and nets passed!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №52519
 29.08.2011
by xxx:
at us the chief web designer shats came, called the programmers to the meeting with the words "Take all up!!and "

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52518
 29.08.2011
XXX: I will go fucking
XXX is a joke
YYY: A: I wanted to wish you good luck or what do you want in such cases?
YYY: That the prison does not enter

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52517
 29.08.2011
Sonic: I go on a 32 bus to the Military Command, who knows at which stop to get out and where to go?
shtakeTT: How to see sad young people with a dull look, follow them

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52516
 29.08.2011
Comments to Video:
I would spend a week in this castle.
Oh well, there are babies.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №52515
 29.08.2011
If you want to get married, wait for someone to cheer.

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52514
 29.08.2011
About the sushi. The task is to remove the carapace from the nipple. Condition - the carapace is already walking, can talk, but it still needs a nipple for comfort.
The solution - the nipple is fixed (clogged, glued) to the doorstep at a convenient height for the carapuse.
The result - no one is taking the nipple now. It's like - take and sauce, but the carapuz feels uncomfortable and stupid. Do not go anywhere for your business.
The result is a rapid decomposition from the nipple.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52513
 29.08.2011
I communicate with my sister, describe my chest pain, then it turns out that she is currently experiencing the same. Her husband sits next to her and summarizes:
The whole party is broken.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №52512
 29.08.2011
He thought his girls were being kidnapped by flying plates, and that the nurses were going on a shift.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №52511
 29.08.2011
by Amanita Jane:
Now I am in the car, I think about something, I look out the window, I see almost come. I say to the driver (all the same looking in the window): "Do not get to Sophia stop and you will have a thousand delivery?". I turn around and my mom is driving.
A second pause.
The wild rooster.
T_T

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №52510
 29.08.2011
The DPSs are crap guys. We were stopped in Perm on the way back. She got out of the car and showed her documents. They said to go to the post that is across the road. At the post, I was fined 200 rubles for crossing the road and we went on.

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