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[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34142
 07.08.2010
Next autumn, the issue of continuing production of coins worth less than two rubles will be brought for discussion in the lower house of parliament.

xxx: Oh, now we will have a currency called "double ruble". And instead of a new thousand will have to issue "five hundred two rubles"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34141
 07.08.2010
In the morning, one of the employees of the company brought a box of candy (dr. There is no air conditioning or ventilator in the office. The box was on the table for about two hours. We decided to open it - the picture is terrible. When the director arrived, he saw the following: three employees sitting at the table, drinking tea, and eating candy LOTS from the box.)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34140
 07.08.2010
How are the shells?
See also: norm
Q: What did you get there for the devil? and normal?
I do not drink anymore.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34139
 07.08.2010
I am not looking for easy ways!
Do you treat your teeth with a proctologist?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34138
 07.08.2010
Killer-XXX
If you get rid of me, you’ll be younger than me :)
Skeggr
By myself, I will argue. I will wear a shirt to work. No sweaters or sweaters. I will communicate with my colleagues officially, no panic.
Killer-XXX
Do you want to be a director at 30?
Skeggr
I will learn to say "no",
Skeggr
and "it is unacceptable"
Skeggr
and maybe even more "go nahuy"
Killer-XXX
:D

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №34137
 07.08.2010
xxx: The house phone is ringing - I take the phone, I go "ally", I am from there: who is this? and I am full of joy with the voice "this is me!"
xxx: from there "oy!" and hanged the phone

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №34136
 07.08.2010
Koroleva-Tasha (16:42:22 6/08/2010)
Hi to

Koroleva-Tasha (16:42:35 6/08/2010)
Buy a chicken plyiz

witamin (16:43:45 6/08/2010)

Hi to you!
Options for telepathy

1st Chicken Cage Frozen
2nd Chicken grill
Three Chicken baked in a sleeve

Koroleva-Tasha (16:43:55 6/08/2010)
Buy a delicious!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34135
 07.08.2010
“It is time to return the police to its former name and to call our law enforcement bodies police,” Medvedev said.

I think this is too radical change. A compromising option could sound like "pilition".
To take into account both the pre-revolutionary name, and the current, and the kind of occupation of this structure.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34134
 07.08.2010
Go to the drinking bar.
Do you have anything cold?
The voice from the line: Cake!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34133
 07.08.2010
Dr. Evil: You have to conquer the world before the end of the world comes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34132
 07.08.2010
Do you never do something like that in Sims?
Second: No, I usually do beautiful things.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34131
 07.08.2010
So I want to go out on the street in Moscow and scream: "Loshadkaaa"! and :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34130
 06.08.2010
Konstantin (16:19:25 6/08/2010)
For domains in the “.rf” zone, the Latin alias “www” works.
It should have been "s" ))

Paul (16:19:47 6/08/2010)
Or to watch.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34129
 06.08.2010
I have been sleeping on a hard surface for a year and a half, yoga there and all that.
WOW: and what you’ve achieved in this year and a half, what results, share
HHH: Yes, Nihua didn’t get, just now I can cut off on any bench

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34128
 06.08.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Tagged: hi
Listen, you have a lot of fucking stuff, take something off.
I mean, do I bet you?
Oh no, fucking, in the sense of eBook, read :)

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №34127
 06.08.2010
I don’t remember where I read about how an illiterate Eskimo asked a local missionary priest:
If I knew nothing about sin or God, would I go to hell?
The priest answered.
So why did you tell me all this? - Asked Eskimo very seriously"

by Anne Dillard

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34126
 06.08.2010
Alexis : Hi you. Do you have a place you would never like to visit again? ?
Donata: Yes, there is
Alexis: What is it?
Donata: There are a few.
( List of places )
and what?
Alexey: Well I just need some steep place, I want to bring a girl there on a date xD
Donata: Do you need a place for the girl to be scared or to fuck off?
I think it would be better xD
Bring her to the Philharmonic
Alexis : wow. This is the type! sps

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34125
 06.08.2010
My sea pig looks like a Neanderthal. She is loose, rough and constantly looking for food.
Teach her to fire.
YYY: Let it move into a new stage of development!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №34124
 06.08.2010
Crol: I noticed that kind of fitch in the body of a colleague... She has such mirror circles on the slats, such as the decor... when in the shirt, a chic look opens up (and she is in the shirt), I think, to say a shirt or later... or not to speak at all.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34123
 06.08.2010
xxx (11:30:36 6/08/2010)
In fact, at the last collection in the waiting part I was registered as the head of the veterinary service.

xxx (11:31:08 6/08/2010)
I’m not going to be a veterinarian.

Gapa (11:31:26 6/08/2010)
These five, write an electronist in a veterinarian type one figure can repair, what a difference that :)

Gapa (11:32:10 6/08/2010)
Getting a horse?

xxx (11:33:39 6/08/2010)
I also cracked for a long time. DIBILY

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