<sim> Epic picture: in a trolleybus, a woman explains to a German grandfather who is Marshal Zhukov :-D

Would you be offended again?
ALANF: Uhu... Pofig... I know such people. Fuck the offended!
VLAD: I heard the water run...
ALANF: You were terribly mistaken...

Pasha
A single-dimensional mass is given with a dimension of N. Divide it into two masses, one of which contains only negative values of mass A, and the other - positive. Implementation in C++. Give it up!

Drimogemon
Are you pasha?? to

Pasha
Yes, Drimogemon write me this plz. I heard you write in C++ for food.

Anonymously
You’re probably quite down, because you can’t do that. Select all the elements in the cycle with the if selection.

Pasha
How do I, fucking, first know the size of those two masses?

Anonymously
My brain is burning!! I am a stupid Mongolian man!! to

Ohhhhhh Today, he showed the game of his youth. LHX, Wolf3D, Doom and Prince of Persia. A nostalgic tour so to say :)
YYYYY What about the small?
Ohhhhhh Yes, no, on my phrase - you see what your uncle played before, he looked at me and gave - I see, and why did you play this?
YYYYY XD is

by Christina:

Fuck, you like the guys too.

and Elena:

Rather, I have

Marika Brydick
By the way! Judging by the height/weight table - I weigh 6 kg less than normal!!! to
Larsen
There is no Sissi.
Marika Brydick
The frog...

XXX: I am sitting in the bathroom. by Sru.
XXX: I look at the pipe going down to the neighbors
XXX: I decided to fuck her, isn’t it a dude?
YYY: is it broken? and :)
xxx: after ten minutes turned on, I think: from the hero I pull it?
xxx: I look, and the floor around the pipe all scattered, 2 centimeters in diameter
xxx: I shuddered, I look into the hole, and from there a cat looks at me, also slightly shuddered and with the mouth open.
YYY: I think he finally disappointed people :(

Rogger: One chocolate says "pause", the other "do not brake". Which will you listen to?

The Heat! I am standing on the threshold of our office, drinking quas. Next to it is a small cafe. The housewife comes out of him and says, "Sereja, call Yaroslav, his lunch is ready and stands, em, it is crazy!

Piratten_Fuhrer: The novel flies to Adler tomorrow
Piratten-Fuhrer: I encourage him
Sergey _Averyanov: the meanings?
Piratten_Fuhrer: I send him photos of the crash

To save Russia, you have to burn Moscow.
M. I. Kutuzov

YYY: And to the burnt Maslovka, they say, by the arrival of Putin... they laid fresh asphalt! Throw the picture - a burned street, some furnaces are torching - and the asphalt is fresh. The beauty!

XXX: How is it personal?
YYY: The Pepper! On Monday I tried to break up with ZZZ, it all ended up having sex in the entrance... Chat doesn’t get me and the men to break up...

xx is:
iPhone 4 Black Diamond Released... 10 Pieces of Green
gold, gold, some kind of tree
Shock, Shock programming should come up with this.
YY :
The meaning?
xx is:
typ - this software was compiled on an incrusted gold compiler
There is diamond dust in the code.
The programmer eats only Batouin shellfish during programming.

A non-standard relationship is when you get out of the bathroom and report with a grief in your voice that you have a period, and this fox begins to jump around the room and scream "Ura! Annal weeks at McDonald’s!!)"

Talk about a dismissed employee

Boss: And yet he worked well, really good. It is a pity that the psychopath

I: Van Gogh was also genius and crazy.

In this case, it is worth working like Van Gogh. and freelancer.

About the Robot Hand:
xxx: Interesting that in inactive state the hand shows OK)
Yyy: The main thing is that in active she does not show cancel with the middle finger :)

23:20 {]ILIA: People at home as a normal stroke monk to put?
23:21 {]commerciality: in the wall
23:21 {]commerciality: water your neighbors regularly
23:21 {]commerciality: in the entrance more frequently late at night
23:22 {]commerciality: shit under the door of those who have strong men in the family

If the power is elected by the people, why do the representatives of the government have so many bodyguards?

1985 in Pskov. We were raised by alarm: sticks, skis, carabines, bags and anti-gases... a combate came to command us, even a whole Lieutenant Colonel (well, he didn’t love our company). He himself is a small, wicked big-headed with a disgusting voice, and also teeth scaly... well, a leprecon poured out.
We run through the forest to the field, and the road is not close - 15 km, opposite wind and frost-25. On the wasik without the top, the combat who drank for "warming up" runs and chases the backward with a ski stick:
The Fighter! Go to Run! You are like a pregnant grandmother. I’ll shoot you here so you don’t.
He was holding the company on the march, you don’t know, training alarm or combat.
What are you lying out of? I’ll call your parents to come and
Look at what they were educated.
The motherland feeds you, and you can’t run. I will teach you!!! to

So after a friendly conversation, we half-dead ran to the field. The eyelids are sliced and the back is wet. The Combat driver gave us three bullets, and laid a coat-bar on which our Lieutenant Colonel showed us how to correctly shoot at enemies from the SX carabin.
The first twenty people lie on the fire position, I am on the extreme right. Waiting for teams.
I see, behind my target, just by the side is the waze of leprecon. Let me think of the bullet once in it, the more the driver had to park behind the line of fire, and I was not a sniper. I will avenge.
The fire team!! to
I shoot... I watched Vasik jump somewhat suspiciously...
All 20 men did not regret one ammunition for a good cause.
It seemed, a couple of dozens of bullets is all that, and the car is in the hole: the engine is broken, the steering wheel is stuck, gasoline leaked, even from the seats looked like a straw.
Only the girls of Gdrov remained in the translations.
The combat mated and threatened the whole tribunal, ten minutes, then it froze and we went into the part. We are on ski and he is on foot. At first he boycotted in front of the column, then in the back, then he could only breathe, then he could only breathe loudly and finally sat down on the snow halfway (apparently smoked three packs a day).
There were no mobile phones then, and you won’t throw it in the forest, it will freeze.
They wrapped him in a coat-bar and in turn pulled a spark with a wool.
Just a living illustration to the poem: "Uncle, Tatiya, our networks pulled the dead..."
Through the breeze he didn’t see us, but he heard us and we broke away completely.
Oh yeah! The hair is more careful, it is not your shit piece, but our combat.
“Comrade Colonel, please don’t shoot there because of this.
That you are holding the company on the march, and suddenly the training alarm...
Comrade Colonel, you are even a greater hero than Mareshev. Though there is
The berries were frozen and the feet frozen, and you were there in the darkness, without berries and all the water.
If you were frozen, your parents would be proud of you.
Lepricon only knocked his teeth from the frost, and could not form a mat.
We dragged him to the gate and handed him over to the police officer.

By the end of the training, the combat in our company we did not see again.