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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №34102
 06.08.2010
The commander of the unit comes home, and his wife from the threshold says:
Are you disassembling your part?
You are what! Nothing like that! Where did you get it?! to
“Baba Mania at the bazar said.
Lie to all this! Part of it stood and will stand. I am the commander, I am
I know better!
The next day he comes home:
- Lucia, go to the Bazaar, find out from Babi Mani where I am being transferred.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34101
 06.08.2010
YYY: If I said you should jump from the ninth floor, what would you say?
XXX is jumping.

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №34100
 06.08.2010
Dialogue at the Australian airport.
Customs officer (checking the documents)
Have you ever been in prison? Is there a judgment?
Citizens of the UK:
Is it still necessary? (Is it still necessary to enter the country?)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34099
 06.08.2010
Yer sub: Who did you dream of being as a child? When you become adult
......
Delfa: Optimus Prime
......
SMG2: It’s actually a lot more fun to ask who and what people want to be now, it’s a lot more fun.
Delfa: Optimus Prime

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34098
 06.08.2010
haviraS (09:18:46 5/08/2010)
I have a week of idiots.

On Monday, he sat on the notebook, of course, the matrix was crushed.
On Tuesday, the servo in the closed closet began to collapse.
The case today:
On Monday, a friend calls: I need to remember. Okay, there will be memories. Take it tomorrow. I took. When ordering, I clarify: to place? What I get the answer - and hole put it there.

I call on Tuesday evening. is not included. of food.
I’m going to go there today, Nino.
I see a picture of oil on cheese:
Memory contacts in the dust all, the slot is dead, two slots are dead of three (including a new one)
I find out what I did.
It turns out that the comrade removed the old memory, dropped dust into the slot, inserted a new one, crushed the slot, crushed the memory. I turned off. I thought. I inserted an old memory. I crushed her too. He called me.

Saved a man. You will say nothing...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34097
 06.08.2010
XXX is boring.
YYY: I too, but I try to fix it.
I too, but I am bathed for that.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34096
 06.08.2010
The water journey. 16 people in the bidding. Walking past a village, everyone decided they wanted an ice cream. They decided to send several people, including a boy who had a sore throat... They found a rural store, successfully combined with a pharmacy. One salesman for all departments. While the people look at the shelves and decide what they want, a boy with a sore throat approaches the saleswoman, stretches the money and says:
- Please give 15 servings of ice cream and something from the throat.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34095
 06.08.2010
jezzarax: there is the entry threshold higher
you on asp.net'e hello world set up in 10 minutes to learn can (8 minutes to start the studio, 2 for coding)
It doesn’t work on Java.
while you download one library, while the other, while their xml configuration is glued to half a meter, while the mapping for hibernate is configured, while the database is drawn, while the web services are raised
as well as hello world you write, and it has been two weeks and everyone seems that this is an accounting system for a small business

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34094
 06.08.2010
I go through the test, I arrive in a light stupor.
10 to 15. What drives you more in your daily personal decisions – reason or emotions?
1 Yes
2 I don't know

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34093
 06.08.2010
XXX: How is life?
CCC: Like in the movie
ccc: only the director is drunk - and the writer is on vacation

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34092
 06.08.2010
Thistle: on the women's forum: I will give flowers, One Scindapsus (something like this), another diffenbachia (photos are there). Diffenbachia says the leaves are poisonous, not for pets. Scindapsus is also called muzhegon. My husband left me, I don't know whether it was related to the flower or not. They will be in place in the apartment and in the office room.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №34091
 06.08.2010
If this "not an angel" does not come down tomorrow morning without my warning, then I will push this sweet creature into her inner world for the greatest riches and sights of her inner world.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34090
 06.08.2010
XHHH: The hot weather! Instead of strawberries, there are bananas.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34089
 06.08.2010
[16:31:24] <Discover Finishers> What are you going to do on Friday at 18:00?
[16:31:49] <Lenka> most likely yes

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34088
 06.08.2010
Полунина: took some iron - type of memory... you will watch on Friday
Thrarin : Okay
Polynina: two square pieces, four pieces - a long rectangle... and what a scourge
thrarin: O_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №34087
 05.08.2010
A: I have understood. We must sacrifice to the gods. Let us burn the synoptics on the fire. Suddenly it will help.
I support, but not the synoptics, but our government
SS: and officials there
Everyone on the fire!! I burned my mother!
Zzzz: I read the comments. The dream of the people is fulfilled... the mountains are all blue flames. Here it is burning.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34086
 05.08.2010
yyy: A linguistic question. Reflecting, we conduct an internal dialogue in our native language, in this case Russian.
Words and grammatical constructions are known, whose analogues in Russian language are difficult or impossible to pick.
Accordingly, is the thinking of, say, the Mexican Indian who thinks on a nautical, categorically different from the thinking of the Russian man? Or are the main categories not changed by the change of coding?

It is different, yes. If an alien race arrives on Earth, whose language will only have the words "kill" and "violate", we will scratch it.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №34085
 05.08.2010
The morning was funny. Measured wedding costume, to walk at the wedding, you need to look decent. And to us the installor of the inite was to come, calls, a guy stands, from the visible clothes only shorts and shorts. Sorry Greta, I am like that. And I open the door, all dressed, in smooth pants, in a white shirt and in a tie. Then he apologized and said, “I’ve put my clothes!”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34084
 05.08.2010
[23:10:36] <Jar> advise a toy type allod3
[23:16:30] <mikdmgo> allods 2

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34083
 05.08.2010
Do you have a preference for alcohol?
I prefer alcohol to all other drinks.

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