Qlik (13:57:45 5/08/2010)
Write Me a Poem by Mayakovsky
Qlik (13:57:52 5/08/2010)
about work and sending in shit)
Sergey Vasnin (14:04:38 5/08/2010)
I am working. Go to shit.
Qlik (14:04:54 5/08/2010)
Not as bad as it was.
Sergey Vasnin (14:05:36 5/08/2010)
It is not a poem.
Sergey Vasnin (14:06:06 5/08/2010)
I am working. I discharge the car. So go fucking.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What ass makes the touch buttons that respond to a cat’s ass?! to
Head of the Exit Tax Inspection:
Anna (12:14:13 5/08/2010)
Taxpayers are angry.
Anna (12:14:57 5/08/2010)
They drink water from the refrigerator and say that the refrigerator cannot be attributed to expenditure... The Kostia director says to them: Well, go and drink water from under the crane... and the refrigerator took it to his office.
Dr. Lector: and the population is directly permeated by fires... the bulls fly past the balcony already extinguished.
NJ: I painted the orcs, found a couple of clay rock groups, cleaned up in the apartment
NJ: So maybe I’m not over yet.
Maxim: You spend the summer day painting orc toy figures.
Is it not finished?
hrs, 05.08.2010 14:04:29
This network becomes more and more terrifying, happily geolocation is introduced, so the greater beauty, it can be linked directly on the street through the page.
nnn, 14:04:47
:D
nnn, 14:04:49
but
nnn, 14:04:55
So I thought about it.
Hours, 14:10:50
Soon there will be a case at the court:
Prosecutor: Were you at home at 21:00 on August 8, 2010?
The accused: * sweat, nervously bite the lip * No!
Prosecutor: *happy* And your 234 friends after their interrogation through the instant messaging system claim that you were online and marked yourself on 750 photos, here are the screenshots, Mr. Judge, attach to the case, *applause in the hall*
The accused does not eat. It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me, my page was hacked! Beating in Hysteria
be magic20:42
I also wonder where you’re going to hide in the shelter ?
Toughened 20:43
I am a girl and I will live with girls.
We will be okay with food.
be magic20:44
Well yeah, do you think guys won’t make raids on you with swabs in your hands and hives on your head?)))
Kitty 20:45
I hope not.
be magic20:45
The naive...
xxx: on the dating site I are offered coffee, martini, sex
Tagged: Berry Martini
A friend of admin, leaving on vacation, asked to replace him if anything happened. I told him to drop all the necessary info on the mail... I received, read, closed. When I finally needed to see the subject of writing - "Logins, passwords... scandals, intrigues, investigations."
Fuck, why do I need it?! to
I can cook potatoes myself, I can burn eggs myself.
I bought myself a peel.
sister (18:39):
The air conditioner at our department is finally dead.
Moscow has finally melted.
I (18:39):
I sympathize...
sister (18:39):
New only in a week.
It means new air conditioning.
sister (18:40)
What to do with the brain is unclear.
I would never have thought that drinking a port wine, playing billiards, playing a gym and sitting in the gym almost 24 hours a day I would be able to serve in the army.
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When I was about 3 years old, my parents started teaching me to rub my ass on my own. And I thought my parents were so upset that I had to rub my own ass.
xxx: Remember what is called the hernia type cat there on the despot walks, the frogs crawl
Tagged: LSD
<dema> Three more degrees and the air will become vodka...
Haron
I have salad and cocoa.
Haron
and tea
Lohmaty
You can make the soup:
you cut fat in small pieces, bring cocoa to boil and pour fat and tea there
Lohmaty
Cook for 5 minutes on a slow fire.
Haron
I bring you this soup in a thermos.
Lohmaty
Related
Lohmaty
We will feed them.
Lohmaty
I will keep and you will feed.
<<pr.o.light>> You know what I remembered?) The administrator thought of himself as the god of the network, but the electrician dispeled this myth.
We have diesel. We are not pairing.
<<pr.o.light>>: Will they save from removing the power cable from the bp?) is
dream4: and the pickup from getting puzzles what will save?
In the store at the entrance, in the column one by one, there are three promoters - alcohol, tobacco and condoms. The sunshine, there is almost no one in the store. A guy comes in, passes by this trio and before the first promoter has time to open his mouth, the guy armyly pronounces:
I do not drink. I do not smoke. not married.
Thro the city there are posters with advertisements of some sort of dust.
With regard to the fact that a person has 80,000-120,000 hairs on his head, he could not even imagine such a "whiplash" miracle.
I sat with a friend yesterday. The heat does not let go. He picked up a book, scratching.
I say "Let me read". A friend with the words "Let me give you a loud honour" begins to move to my side.