I once came to a girl to visit, the affairs with her made love, well, I went naked. He is naked!! Here the door opens and her grandmother, 82, enters. I was silent. I think as if my grandmother did not want to sort, and she went to the kitchen next to the toilet. Sit on a chair and let your granddaughter talk about all the nonsense. She hints, and the grandmother says everything and says... And it’s cold in the toilet, and it’s time for me to work. and short. I make my face a brick, cover my dignity with my hand and go out with the words, "Hello, Love Anatolievna" and into the room to dress. “Hello, Aloha” – was the response and laughter of my girlfriend (precisely roast!) is



We are all decent adults. No one escaped from anyone, and no longer remembered the case. Only when I visited her, with the phrase "Hello, Aloha" my face was involuntarily smiling, and I barely contained the laughter.

I sold my car yesterday and I was on the bus today. The grandfather came in, clearly committed to communication. I tried to engage in a dialogue with the conductor. She was young to load him. He apologized and tried to stick to the driver - the same result. I felt sorry for him.



I am tall – my height is more than 2 meters. That’s why I was sitting – my neck is running to stand bending in Korean buses – the lilips are those Asians. He hardly tried to climb one of the two free seats, and they were on a characteristic altitude in the place where the wheel was under the bottom. I offered him my place, but he proudly refused. And he flew straight from the happiness that he was talked to, in the wheel seat.



All the way to work, I listened to his stories about his city, about his past. I was not at all then. "On this stop before there was a forest, such oils grew. My sister and I are in 67 years. This is the birthplace I built. Then I took the children from here. Now they grew up: the son in Kamchatka, the daughter in Moscow. They totally forgot about me. They call twice a year on Birthday and New Year’s Day. The old man silenced. "But I was also born in this birthplace," I took my grandfather from sad thoughts. He was glad that I listened and answered. And I was glad to have the opportunity to make him happy.



Here is my stop. I say goodbye and leave. After taking a few steps, I thought that if I turned around now, he would take my hand out of the departing vehicle. He stopped turning. On the wrinkles face of a smile, he grinds with his hand. I answered the same.



Fuck, I need to call the bat in Krasnodar, since "New Year" I have not spoken to him. Suddenly he also climbs on the wall of loneliness.

Swimming on the beach with my nephews. I decided to leave them in the water. They naturally liked it. After the number of throws, the children come and ask them to leave.

Everyone is happy and happy.

After I got out of the water, a girl who I threw into the water approached me and said:

D: Uncle, you are great.

I thank you :)

Q: What do you thank? I say you are cool. Your back is broken.

// // Here, the CEO removed the post of a kinologist (a dog trainer in a simple way) for the fact that the dog could not identify the bomb. The bomb, in the form of a plastic bottle with the inscription "bomb" glued to the scotch among other plastic bottles.

It is right! A cinologist who failed to teach a dog to read is a bad, inappropriate cinologist.

In fact, equality is that everyone has the right to catch their apple, regardless of the color of the cowards.

I will not agree here.
When society has no color differentiation of cowards, there is no purpose. When there is no goal, there is no future.

The choice of phone:

Avokado: No Huiwei Goes in the Forest
Buy an iPhone, you can do it.
Avokado: in the iPhone 2 SIM cards do not slip, so by
Hutch: 2 iPhones and Scotch

You are:

to this

to this
And in my childhood I thought that anchous is a fish like that... I want to upset you with Wikipedia and other google, it is a fish.

and stop. Isn’t that something like olives or olives?
Girl, 36 years old

Do not confuse anchoes with capers.

To the story of the inexperienced cook and his soup with three attempts, or Achotakov complex in the household:
Most people are forced to constantly engage in household activities (cooking, washing, cleaning, etc.) It is not because of the complexity of each case, but because of the incredible quantity of tiny nonsense that is repeated day by day, which must be planned and monitored. There is no more power for any intelligent thoughts. Well, or the dissertation, and then the soup burned, the milk ran away.

The cooking.
I live far from my wife.
I decided to cook the soup. I cooked the soup, tossed the potatoes, let it cook. I went to business. I woke up in a few hours. The soup is cooked.Experience.
The attempt 2. I cooked soup. Shut off on time. Do not put hot in the refrigerator, it will cool. I went to work in the morning and forgot to put it in the refrigerator. Evening soup, I’ve learned.
The attempt 3. I cooked soup. Shut off on time. and hot. I will put it in cold water to cool. I put it in the dishwasher, turned on cold water. I went to smoke. and returned. The soup floats in a full dish. Almost all broke up in the shell. The Experience. is smarter?
The hunting soup...

Children’s Misconceptions

I was convinced that the peak of Communism was a date. Somewhere at the end of the 40s.

In the childhood misconceptions:

As a child, I thought that drugs were such a very rare species of animals, such as sea cats. And when the news was broadcast on television that a large batch of drugs had been detained, she ran to the screen to look at these cute animals. It was never possible to see them...

here here :

Question: is salic acid acid acid or salic acid?

She is edgy, but not at all from the word "food"

Tizz: In fact, Batman is just a man who builds his garage, and there is no girl who could stop him.

"Dedovshina has become the norm not because he is fighting, but because a certain leader in the army sent ZEKOVs to the active units during the Second World War. It has been stretching since then.

And in the American, German, French and other armies also the commander of zecks sent? Church schools in the 19th century. Where did Zack come from? The grandfather is the oldest phenomenon that arose with the first institution, where periodically changing groups of people became isolated.

I counted all my life.)

When in the 2000s began to appear jeeps and others on the roads of our metropolis. Crossovers with closed luggage compartments on top, I did not look and think very much, for the purpose of this device, considered it a boat! Why are there no small boats? Single for the pond? Maybe a child, and who knows what people spend the extra money on? Of course, when they became much more, the worm of doubt moved somewhere, but not very strongly. Then she asked her husband about the appointment, and they laughed together, with that boat. and :)

will

Grandma told me.

She was one of six children in the family, they lived in Alexandrov. It was in the late 1930s. Their mother, my great-grandmother, sent two children (my grandmother and little Valu) to the church on Easter, giving them 3 rubles and ordering them to put them in a box for donations.

Valya, who, by the way, was very carnivorous, immediately began to persuade his sister to buy ice cream.

and KLAVA! Let’s get married!

No money for ice cream.

So I wore it all the way. In the church, Clava gave her brother a paper, showing where to put it.

On the way back again:

and KLAVA! Let’s get married!

There is no money.

And here is! He shows a paper.

You are what? ! to I told him to put it in the box.

I took the 5th, I took the 5th!

# misconceptions

Before the age of 18, he was convinced that the driver, like the driver, turns the steering wheel left-to-right, holding the train on the rails.

Mom: What are you looking for?
See also Pikachu.
Do you want me to go home, I’ll cook you?

and cape:

As a child, I believed that men’s hair on the head grows to a certain limit and stops growing. There were no bad examples in front of me. // is

This is holy truth. It grows up to half the back. Then they fall out and grow new. And women can grow up to puffs.

Capp with Haer.

I don't know anything, my husband has hair to his ass, and I barely grow to the middle of my back. It does not depend on gender, Kabbalah.

I walk through the street, eat a rye and a bucket on the go... Everyone looks like an alien. With a beer and a cigarette, no one would pay attention.