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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68069
 07.08.2012
The customer came to repair the cartridge. Inside the cartridge, one hair is not visible. We ask:
Do you have a cat there?
He is so sad:
We had a dog... we had a dog.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68068
 06.08.2012
xxx: Shash here thought... throw, as the Japanese are offended - not much that the Russian Kurils do not give, so also the gold for judo is pressed!

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68067
 06.08.2012
The Law on Pedophilia

According to the law, a person over the age of 18 cannot fuck a person under the age of 16.
Let’s look at a couple.
He is 17 and is 14 - well, it's not that - they fuck and fuck.
I am 18 and I am 15. by law low
19 and 16 again.

How can they be under the law?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68066
 06.08.2012
XXX: Don’t ask me anything. You are angry with me!! to
WOW: I will not be okay. well is?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68065
 06.08.2012
My washing machine never steals socks, she just hides them in cowards.
When you wash without cowards, how?
It’s hot now, how did you know?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68064
 06.08.2012
from life
Today I go past the mail, and there is the inscription "Cybermail".
presented a conversation.
Where is my package?
You know, she was entertained in Tyumen for a year.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68063
 06.08.2012
Do you have nothing more to do?
- Well, as if the session)))) Time of the free sea)))
I’ll give you an invaluable advice on how to spend this time: go study, drink!! to
Would I be too smart??? and :(
Emm, my sunshine, suddenly and too much.
Study, do not worry


[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68062
 06.08.2012
Reviews about Hotel
The Dignity:
Very nice and quiet hotel for a quiet holiday. Very good service. Good food. There were no Russians at the hotel.


[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68061
 06.08.2012
xxx: fucking, according to the new rules for the driver's commission to go through a narcologist and a psychic
and Veterinary
XXX Why?
Or the bears on the roads were separated.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68060
 06.08.2012
How did the day of Sisadmin mark?
For a good unix administrator, the holiday is automatically celebrated.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68059
 06.08.2012
X: What to eat?
Y: borst and fleet
X: the borst is written without a soft sign
X: and float through the defect
Y: Well... count you without lunch.

[ + 35 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68058
 06.08.2012
Well, by the way, I talked to him like that... And if only he didn’t offer mines every half hour, he would be a normal, fun guy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68057
 06.08.2012
From the announcement of the "Eurobook":
The mechanism of transformation of the “Eurobuch” is the most reliable mechanism, since it has no mechanisms at all.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68056
 06.08.2012
Filed to: "Eureka"
A world-old story: a boy meets a girl, a boy loses a girl, a boy meets a computer.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68055
 06.08.2012
Don’t blame the child that he’s crazy when he’s drawing with flommasters. First try to paint a simple landscape house yourself.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68054
 06.08.2012
The envelopes with the portrait of Victor Tsoy appeared in the postal offices of the Sverdlovsk region

In addition to the portrait of Victor Tsoy, the envelope depicts an autograph, years of the musician's life and a poetic line from the song "Legend": "And suddenly the moment turned into eternity."

Auri: the last phrase appears to have some sacred meaning for the Russian post

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68053
 06.08.2012
XXX is
Do you always go to bed late?
YYY
Not always but it happens often.
XXX is
And if I knocked on your door so late at night, what would you do?
YYY
What would be more frightening for you – did you call the police or introduce your parents?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68052
 06.08.2012
XX: How about Lovecraft?
YYY: I don’t know, I didn’t play. Is this the continuation of Warcraft?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №68051
 06.08.2012
11:07 the user xxx wrote:

Everyone has probably seen in what state I am coming to the big office. And so as not to stink the whole working day, I take a refreshing shower. For that purpose, I used a towel. Last year my towel was made public. This is why I introduced a red Soviet towel, which is noticeably different from all office towels. However, he seems to have been looked after too and he is constantly crawling in the bathroom. So know, I wipe out everything with this towel, including what you’t want to rub your face. So please don’t touch him.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68050
 06.08.2012
I installed Linux Mint 13.

and greeting.

Welcome all x**ya and so on... We hope you get as much pleasure from using it as we from creating it.

They are fucking fucking))

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