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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34022
 04.08.2010
All landers are dedicated to:
A friend's husband on the day of the desantner calls her on the cell phone. The tube takes the son (year and 8 months.And something crazy. The body on a loud communication and a friend hears an absolutely drunk voice:
Son, I love you so much! You are my little lander! Take your mother’s bottle and tear it off your head.
The curtain...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34021
 04.08.2010
XXX is
I have two questions to you.
XXX is
Are you ready?
YYYY
and yes.
Ask the second.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34020
 04.08.2010
Yesterday, African Negroes were shown on television in the streets of Moscow. I want to go home, it’s not so hot.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34019
 04.08.2010
Wh1skas: Well, what is not yours! Just feed the cat. and hunger
Sophia Crookneck: Will I be a nurse?
Wh1skas: Well, at least you won’t be a bitch.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34018
 04.08.2010
I want everyone to live long and happy.
newtochka: and died in one day

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34017
 04.08.2010
Indiana Jones was played by Harrison Ford. Did he play Clint Eastwood?
Clint is an actor.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34016
 04.08.2010
Aaa: Yesterday I was called from XXXLine and offered to move to them from YYLine.
BBB: And I was with YYYlaine a few days ago too. It was suggested that they switched to the XXXLine.
AAA: Have they changed phone bases?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34015
 04.08.2010
by Azura:
The infographics burned:
- And now we write the full cycle (on the board writes "PC")
- Now we find zero (on the board says "Our zero)

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34014
 04.08.2010
This autumn-winter on all the peatlands of Moscow, it will be necessary to plant winter hemp... In winter-spring it will grow... and in summer the peatlands will start to burn, and the capital will cover with fun smoke )))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34013
 04.08.2010
VBadNewsV (16:42:56 3/08/2010)
That I did for today...writer.
Wicked) (16:46:19 3/08/2010)
I have to fuck you back.)

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №34012
 04.08.2010
Unprecedented heat has hit the European part of Russia. The elderly remember that the last time this was yesterday.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34011
 04.08.2010
<xxx> if the degree of smoke in our city will continue to increase, then in a couple of days the smoke will become tangible, and another day to walk on the street will be difficult due to the resistance of the substance that will take the place of air (
<yyy> and air will be sold in bottles
<yyy> "give 5 liters "era"... yes, yes light, premium not needed"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34010
 04.08.2010
He was in the Sisadmin's office. I saw hanging on the wall: a printing of the keys from the screw and a black and white scheme of crimping the screw without signatures of flowers. Included in the UPS. I thought a lot...

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34009
 04.08.2010
When I came from the sea in the morning, I wanted to eat, eat, sleep and drink at the same time.
Acya: And what did you do first?
Sit down at the computer.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34008
 04.08.2010
Cribiz: I argued with a friend that I would find him on the porn compass. For every MB I find, I get a liter of beer.
Cribiz: So I come to fuck him and find him!22GB!(Oo) temporary Internet files with "fun pictures and videos", as well as 3 movies in "hidden files".
Cribiz: The Greatest=)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34007
 04.08.2010
by you (23:07) :
Zadarova

friend of you (23:08) :
Fuck, how is it? How by myself? What is busy? What is new? As for health? How to study? How about the girl? How to walk? Are you walking? Why not walk? As a bubble? How is the weather there? Is it standing? Have you tried licking? Will you answer or will you keep silent? ?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34006
 04.08.2010
Losik: There is no shorter shore, immediately breaking. So that’s from this breakout in the water with a bomb jumped!!!! to

A bomb in the water? Did the explosive explode?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34005
 04.08.2010
xxx: I stitched out of the cooler of your car pulled out a normal such a piece of puff topolino. It doesn’t run like a Boeing. Just like an An-24.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34004
 04.08.2010
<DemoNisv> Stick to which applications come to work ))

"In the environmental department on the computer VIRUS(naked women) save us from them please!!We urgently need information from the PC!and "

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34003
 04.08.2010
Short-term prevention

30.07.2010, 15:28

The attention! From 0:15 to 0:45 on July 31, a break of up to 5 minutes is possible due to the prevention of network equipment of the Data Center.
During this time you can just pour yourself tea or go for ice cream, use the break with benefit!

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