Just now the whole office can’t work, I too. So then history.
One morning, a cold Friday morning, when nothing predicted danger or surprise, the office in the small town of Novocherkassk plunged into work. Here was the accountant’s goot. Since this is quite a rare phenomenon, everyone interrupted the work and rushed to repay our unique and unique. Who drinks water.
In short, after ten minutes of reassuring action, we learned that the buch was making an advance report on each employee (well who doesn't know - it's when they give out cash, you buy something for the firm, and then report the amount spent with checks). Here is one of the checks:
Hanover sauces
and beer
The Preservatives
and all. Here began the debate: and why in this set of sausages? And there were such assumptions that I, not a young girl, was red until Friday. Now we are all waiting for a story with explanations from this employee. Popcorn and dictionary.

I work as a warehouse. Today (night shift) we sit, do all our business (2 people are swimming on the internet, one is playing Quake 4). I hear shots, explosions and stones.
And then, in the silence of the warehouse, a pervasive cry, full of rage, goes out: "Shit, shit, when will you die?" Pollsmen buried you!and "

C is:
This is just shit!! Fuck the fist!

About Autism. When they say that there are many employees who have autism, they most likely mean all the autism spectrum disorders. And this includes very light border forms, and the same Asperger syndrome, in which intelligence is often preserved.
Early autism (also called Canner syndrome) is a much more severe disorder, which in most cases is accompanied by a decrease in intelligence.
In fact, autists are rarely geniuses. But they have special talents, such as good mechanical memory (even with reduced intelligence) and special determination in studying a narrow range of interests.
With preserved intelligence, people with autism are often interested in schemes, techniques, and mathematics. And if an autist is interested in something, he will understand it perfectly.)

Sorry for not being funny.

M: No, she’s hopeless... She doesn’t even know that the way to Vakanalia was written by Wagner, and this is a well-known work, in the ear.
In a vacuum? )
I would have given her a chance if I were you.)

Comments to the news "The officials will check the number of signs in SMS":
Teo: And if you call and speak English, then the cost of a minute is 2 times lower! Verified!
Noth..g: what if you speak in Russian but in Latin letters???? to

dasha_love: more than 80% of people don’t notice what in this sentence the word "what" is repeated 2 times
Zlobny: Three times you...

The correct option: I love lightning, you can hide peanut soup in it for lunch

by K@!zEr
So try it.
Stop being a hammer yourself.
Do not let him hide.
meet you laugh you talk
And then kisses.
Ugly arms
Badly anal sex

Annual
Shameful ending in the eye

by K@!zEr
Shit on the ass in the shy posture of cancer "Nnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa a dirty fuck!!! This is a shit!"

When you sit at work and suddenly comes such a moment that you have already done everything and realize that there is nothing more to do, and until the end of the working day a few more hours - do not rush to relax, most likely you have something big somewhere fuck!

What do you do there?
I thought I was on a pigeon! He was sitting under the border and didn’t think of flying away, apparently, and I didn’t even notice him. has arrived. The crust broke out... In short, I killed him. and happiness.
The pigeon? O_O

If ordinary people sing "Param-Pam-Pam", then forum moderators, apparently "Baran! by Ban! Ban!"

I love concrete – you can hide bodies in it.

We went to Moscow for a visit to my aunt.There, every day it was necessary to ride a bus and not to pay for the younger sister (8 years old), asked her to say that she is still 6 years old (for those who do not know children up to 7 years in public transport ride for free).So, they were trained, and on the question: "Pola, how old are you?" the child confidently replied: "Six."
Her mother came to visit her aunt and asked, "Pola, how old are you?" and the child replied, "Well, I am eight, but six for the bus."

Billy-Villy

Yes, my parents have been trying to take me away from coffee for two years... hid, mocked, taught life... everything, they’ve been killed.
Problems with coffee addiction?
Oh no, you understand
I personally do not have a problem with coffee addiction.
My mom and dad have problems with my coffee addiction.

XXX: the note had to put on the pencil
XXX: 77 degrees
YYY: Overheating forced the use of graphite sticks.

Director of AutovAZ recalled his decepticons back to Cybertron

She is: eeeeeggeeggeejejejej!!!! to
Chapter 1: Hello
The morning is good.
Are they all asleep?
He: I am not very
1: I am not very
It was a nightmare (
She: at 4 o’clock in the morning, the dog dreamed of something terrible, in her dream, she stumbled, woke up, ran out of the room into the corridor, doping along the road and ended her nightmare with a loud soul-breaking puck.

The miracle did not happen today. Maybe tomorrow?
No, I’m watching someone burn.

My mother burned:
I gave birth to exactly what I wanted!