A man comes to a psychiatrist and complains:
“Doctor, I have psychological problems at work, I can’t concentrate.
Who are you working for?
The Teller.
I wonder, what exactly does this mean?
When I take the tail in my hands, I immediately begin to think about the government.

>>> 5 minutes of watching RTV can cause brain cancer.

Rentv can generally be used as a unit of measurement of zombies. for example, NTW is approximately 0.5 rentv, and Ort = 100 millrents xD

about misconceptions
30 years before I thought that cornishons are mushrooms like that.When I found out that these were cucumbers, I was very surprised.

Whole life counted

The classic is that the baby pigeon.
The samurai of the crown
Mixing boiled and raw water.

Children’s Misconceptions
When I was a child, I was with one boy in the house. And here the communication came to the point that we began to measure letters@mi. In short, before the age of 6, I thought that I was secretly amputated this important organ, and everyone around it is hiding it, even plotting a conspiracy. (I watched the series with my grandmother.)

# misleading

30 years before I thought, and then gave up this useless occupation.

lexicon2004: Well, this is the top of bullying)
Lexicon 2004: I know where you live!
Buy beer on the road.
Lexicon2004: The Carnival

Before the first grade, he believed that metro trains had no wheels, that Chechnya was in Siberia, that the United States was all of America, and that Jamaica, Mexico, Honduras... were states. Then another time I thought that C Builder and Visual C++ were the same All, I was the absolute winner. * / /

My grandfather showed my mother the blankets on the balcony and told me how he painted them. I, a six-year-old, decided that he was pointing to a neighboring four-storey house. A few years later, I told all the opposite and transversal that my grandfather (partorg of the institute of Soviet trade, for a second :-) alone painted the neighboring house. This is a misconception :-)

Not for horror, but for horror.

The number of Russians who believe that the Sun orbits the Earth has exceeded 30%.

Funny, but when in the USSR came out the famous series of multa "Now weather"
Then the director Kotonochkin was thrown with letters.

"Stop tormenting the wolf!"

here here :

The site you are on is "The Citizen of Rune". If you, wandering through your favourite forum, found a fun dialogue or monologue, you can post it here.
But! Go, please, with your stories of life, angry tirades and the like.

Headed by Bro

In the office where I recently settled, once every two weeks a welcome presentation is held for new employees - well, there are safety rules where to contact if I lost my pass, etc.

One girl is sitting with a dark face throughout the presentation, at the end, after the phrase, ask your questions!" begins to get angry - said, I have worked here for three days, myself in everything, why now spend this hour! Long, long and repeated.

When the outrage entered the third circle, a voice from the auditorium sounded:

Ura, let’s spend another hour discussing the uselessness of the presentation!

and silence...

I watched it in the parking lot at TZ. In some not the most pathetic bmvushka sits all of herself, well understandably a blonde, dark glasses in half-face, lips clarified, everything as it should be. It broke up, sealed several cars, and a pedestrian passage. Waiting for somebody. On the parking lot is scratching a mulled aunt, the hair is scratched, one hand is pushing the wheelchair with the child, in the other packs some. Similar to the BMW and the gesture shows, go away. Blonde with zero reaction. Her aunt is knocking at the window. Then the glass fell down and contemptuously: "What do we need? And so you go with your wheelchair". Aunt: "That is what! My car has struck me ". He pushes his hand toward the porch of Kayen. Nisha somehow drowned sharply and quickly poisoned.

If you have not meditated on the disc recording process in Nero, and then, with even more attention, on the verification process, then I have nothing to talk to you about.

A year in boots, on balance, mustra, granddaughter and other joys of service. No money, no normal weekends, not even human medicine.

Women are fighting for their rights.
What prevents men from fighting for their rights? That there is no obligation, but a contract, that the conditions are normal and so on? Oh, well, then it will not be an army, but a real children’s camp, you can’t complain anymore.

My husband came and asked me if I had any cotton sticks. She said we have a watt and a toothbrush. To which he answered me offensively: "Well, I’m not a Linux..."

The best defense is attack!

Volodya works in my department. His wife Katya works in the neighborhood. Their names are different, the marriage is not affixed, but it is not very hidden.

Once a lady from the third department, a person not very smart but very curious, saw them at lunch in the dining room and made some conclusions about the relationship. The next day, she shared with everyone who had not had time to escape, the outrage: he is married, and she is married, and how they are not ashamed at all?! Finally someone said - you, say, Mari Ivanna, so don't get nervous, first, it's not your dog affair, second, they are married to each other!

Mari Ivanna was confused for a second and immediately in a tough tone, not tolerating objections, printed:

Why didn’t she take her husband’s name? Shame must be!

of America. At one university, putting a student’s score, the professor did not resist and commented on the assessment. He said that he "is pleased to be able to account for such a beautiful lady who has done so brilliantly with the task."

The next day, the professor was informed that he and the university had been sued for "sexual harassment" - the student tried.

The professor was incredibly lucky, and he and the university avoided the fine and compensation because the professor managed to turn out the following way. When the judge asked if he confirmed that he called the girl “beautiful,” the professor replied:

But I did it for human reasons. I’ve never seen a more ugly woman in my life, and I felt so sorry for her that I didn’t stand up and decided to help her raise self-confidence with at least one kind word.

The judge accepted the explanation and the case was closed.

The development of the project is like a game of jengue: you sit, move blocks, trying not to break the entire structure. With the only difference that periodically some herer appears and wants to hit the side of the barrel with the words: "What? It is also wood"

From the laboratory study report:

33% of animals responded to treatment with positive dynamics;

33% of animals showed indifference to therapy.

The third mouse escaped.