This operation from the very beginning makes every macho a great dancer!

They suddenly called and offered to go out for a weekend walk in nature. Right now, on Friday evening, gather the hats - a tent, a bedroom, a gas burner for all occasions, a meal - and leave late in the evening by electric train for a hundred kilometers or further. And then, walking to the neighboring branch of the rail, go back on Sunday evening. and what?
A normal weekend trip. Let the children not get bored in the city. The company is verified and we have been in contact for many years. I just asked the station where we went and the time.

They came out of the electric car already in the dark on the semi-station, the name of which he did not even know. You have to go a couple or three kilometers to the side, eat dinner, stay overnight, and there you will see. Sturman (one who planned the route this time) explained that there is a good forest mass a kilometre from here, to which you have to go through the village. They threw their bags on their backs and drowned.

entered the village. The village is long. Full of dogs. They lie.
Under the gate, because of the fence, separately - a group of escorts, whose composition is constantly changing. Women are nervous and afraid of their children.
The Mighty! Do something!
And then Sergey responded. Go ahead, I’ll get it done.
I slowed too. It became curious – how he neutralizes an entire village of dogs. Sergey dropped his backpack and took a few deep and quick breaths.
Then I made a small half-worship and, slowly unfolding, gave out such a strange throat rick that my whole body hair rose and a cold wave of mushrooms passed through my back. I found that I was standing, covering the causal spot with my hands. The group that took twenty steps back also stood up. It was seen as everyone looked at the sides and clung to the crowd.

After a minute, I realized that there were no more dogs around, and all the others were silent.
No damn to yourself! What was this?
- Go, at dinner I will tell you, - Sergey put on the backpack and moved into the right place.
The side.

As they walked through the village, they did not see or hear dogs or cats. They passed through in a deep silence. We arrived, set up tents, prepared a quick dinner. They poured a little, not for the sake of drunkenness, but for health, and awaitingly settled on Sergey.

- Large cats whisper at inhalation, this recently enlightened me by a relative
My wife, a biologist with a long experience, started Sergei.
How is it? I did not understand the people.
The respiratory system is like this. We are quite different,
That is why we make sounds at exhalation. Hence the fundamental difference in
Change the tone to the end. We are rising and they are falling because
The volume of the lungs increases and the resonance frequency decreases.
and yes? and what?
Nothing at all. But any life of a lion or tiger is excellent.
It differs by kilometers. The thumb determines the size.
Weight and approximate weight. We also differentiate. Memory
The ancestors. Do you feel it yourself?
The people disobeyed and agreed.
My aunt added that we don’t know how to crack. In vain she said it. I am
He killed for three months and learned. A bit unpleasant, but tolerable. by
The result.
The people came back and felt the need to drunk again.
- They, by the way, the volume of lungs relative to weight is much smaller than the
and us. The dogs disappeared in a moment. Probably still sitting.
The most intelligent ones are on trees. Because they received
There is a clear indication that a hungry cat weighs kilograms in the village.
Two hundred fifty-three hundred

Putin stands before God. The ally asks:

What happened to the submarine?
She has drowned.
What happened to the village?
She burned
It makes no sense to ask about Russia.

XXX: Give him the pink from me!
XXX: Hello

xxx: "and sent the wicked mother-in-law patchery into the forest. for..."
XX: Why did she send her?
YYY: Behind the patches!

Yesterday I woke the alarm at half six.
XXX: and I didn’t get up... =(
In the sixth? He will not rise!

from JJ:
My husband has a cousin. He had a criminal friend. There are two classes and three corridors. Grow almost 2 meters. Impressed by Comrade.
So this same comrade was once invited to the meeting of the herbaliffs. Apparently, it was very bad for them at the time, since even such a person was called to them.
He listened carefully to what they were saying. was impressed. And he clarified:
So I take a suitcase of havana and pair it up to the looms?
and yes.
So what are we waiting for? Let us go.
Where to?
Loham Havannah to pair.

P.S And in each such topic there is a tough Chelyabinsk man, preaching that the programming language should be taught strictly by hand, to run exclusively in notepad-e, (but even cooler in vi), and to learn to drive not at all in the auto school, but exclusively at night on stolen cars.

Figishe: This is the first task
What about 3D Max 2010?
Figishe: Yes
Sasha: I’ll leave in two hours.
Figishe: Let me go. and crack
Tagged with: crack

I broke up with WOW.
HH: So what is it?
He took me...in both ways.

xxx: Senya put on the virtual box, listening to music in parallel... (virtual box deployed on the entire screen)
xxx: at the moment "formatting is going" a brother enters the room...
First his eyes became like the eyes of a lemur, and then he said, “How!and "

A colleague recently told me. (from the first person)
I am sitting in front of the TV, very quickly chewing on the channels. Suddenly I see a man on the screen. The dream of my whole life! Ophigenic musculature, the figure is amazing. I turned back.
It turned out to be a broadcast of the women's team competition for throwing spies! Steroids are evil.

I ask my invisible today - what is the difference between a baby and a pickupper? So this miracle answers me in full seriousness: "You see, dear, babblers are sometimes still given".

Shinigami: serviced the day, brought a gopego with an appendix
Shinigami: Well we operated him, in the tent.
Shinigami: and in the morning came his friends Gopnegis, 3 pieces
A total of 4
Shinigami: I thought about it. They are fucking Gypsies. All the people, mill
And they have their own tongue.
Shinigami: OK language, if I do not pass by the chamber, the same is true
Shinigami: The gods have their own. Everything is reminded.
Shinigami: though, it is a goddess. Cebula, Kabbala and Idisudabla

I sit in the kitchen with my mom and talk.
I: I will take and envy the cockroaches! And when it gets bored, I will lead the donkey to eat it, and then the donkey to eat the donkey, and then... for a second I will think about the question: who eats the donkey? and then, I will lead the Thai to eat the donkey...
Isn’t it early for you? And they are all terrible...

I'm looking for a girl who can't just get in.
YYY: Have you talked to rubber dolls?
xxx: by the way, if the rubber doll is turned out, then the girls can also use it!
YYYY: I’m even afraid to guess what you’ve thought before :rofl:
xxx: it's just rationalization))) A universal thing for the whole family))
Yyy: I’m afraid of you... * escaped from the chat

from "Complaints on the actions of forum and chat moderators"
a: the moderator xxx for the word peder gave me 7 days ban! 5 minutes to remove the ban.
b: Ban was given for insulting the chief administrator of the site
A: What’s special about him?? to

A boy and a girl in the store.
...
D: Just purple again in fashion!! to
Q: Yes, I just don’t understand how this "mode" chooses colors. The type of Paris Hilton once again eaten in the next bar, blinking on someone's purple puddle and the shit, purple again the hit of the season! So what?

Gas is like common, and dreams come true only with us!
When you have our common gas fucking, then our ones will be.

Nix: The day of VDV. During the night, a man travelled on a large road with children's saucers attached from behind. He turned through a double consistent and fled in an unknown direction. for the VDF! :D