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A moment of attention, favourite.
The site you are on is "The Citizen of Rune". If you, wandering through your favourite forum, found a fun dialogue or monologue, you can post it here.
But! Go, please, with your stories of life, angry tirades and the like.
IY: It would be cool if the quotes published here were about-computer, as was originally accepted here.
ZZ: The commentary has been turned off.
ZZZ: Yes, I understand that this post is not the subject either. How did they fuck.

Comments from the regional website:
Why did the bus number 5 be canceled? It was always full and getting there was faster and more convenient, please return the bus!!! All the people at the stop were outraged.
Alexander: All the people at the stop are not concerned that they were driving on the trolleybus route all the time, and now they will drive not only on the trolleybus route, but also on the trolleybus.

(We are talking about drawing dishes)
- In the museum we took, if I don't change sclerosis, about 800 rubles. for a cup. But it’s fucking what a cool cup of coffee, a work of art, without fools.
Don’t forget to remove the little one!
- We have in the silhouette, in such cases, on the contrary, the abdomen crushes :)
"Sorry for the French, is the underbelly still a lob or an egg?
It depends on the size of the stomach. Sometimes it’s knees.

Do not drink Coca-Cola, it is harmful to the brain.
Friend : Why?
Because if you drink my cola, I will eat it for you.

I did not understand:

It turns out that some obvious scammers registered the Church of St. Pokémon a month ago. In the regions, other fraudsters have been appointed as archbishops, archpokemon and protopokemon.

Those who registered their church a hundred and a hundred years ago are not scammers, because it was a long time ago, isn’t it? So, a flying pasta monster can, even scientologists can, and Pokémon can not? John Oliver and the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.

I work in a German company. A young man recently joined us as project manager. I talked like that with him and hearing my foreign accent (where without him), he asked me if I was not speaking Russian. When I find out that yes, he moves into Russian and I whisper. Very rarely you will meet a foreigner with such a literate construction of sentences and with such a good stock of words. Well, word for word, he told me that he worked for several years under a contract in Russia and Ukraine, and learned the language there. And since he managed construction objects, he mastered a magnificent and non-normative vocabulary. Since then he has only spoken to me in Russian, which clearly pleased him (it was necessary to shine and boast of his knowledge of the language).



Then I decided to take a break to buy cigarettes. I go down and see him standing, smoking. I think I am shooting at him, then I am running for cigarettes. He gives me a cigarette, and at this time I’m digging in my wallet, looking for cigarettes. When he saw this, he rounded his eyes and said:

Will you give me money for a cigarette? (I want to point out that in Germany it is normal to come and ask for a cigarette on the street and pay for it.) Don’t confuse me with these slugs. I lived in Russia.



And the pride took over us. You can teach good things in Russia.

The Russians are the tallest people on earth: they are all on their heads.

Light spot

Dedicated to Peter Semenovich – a true teacher.

Not everyone in life is lucky to meet a real teacher, but those who are lucky will remember him until their last "cup of water".

My wife and I went to visit Masha. Masha is a rather successful artist, for her paintings in Europe and America are paid some undue huge money.
Thro the house on the walls hanged a whole estate - Painting Cars.
I walk, admire, look – in a beautiful frame obviously a child’s work, on it a man in a white shirt, and on his chest he has some green spot, whether it is algae, whether it is moss, or just an abstraction. In short, strange somehow.
I ask :

Did you paint too?
and yes. This is our beloved Peter Semenovich - the head of the studio in the Pioneer Palace.
What fucking green is it?
When I was eight years old, I painted this painting at the entrance exam. There the contest was like the Academy of Arts. Everyone wanted to study with Peter Semenovich.
The parents are worried behind the door, and we sit and paint. Not an apple but a living person. and joke.
The naturalist was the teacher himself, but we did not know him then and saw him for the first time in life. Four hours had already ended, I was terribly nervous, rushed, and here, somehow inaccurately pulled, stuck with a pot for molbert and op... Green spot almost half a picture.
Nothing could be corrected, I sit quietly and cry. Life is over.
After a while, Peter Semenovich noticed my tears, stood up from the chair, approached, looked at the painting, silently took a bowl of green paint and, without any emotion, poured it on his chest.
Then he sat back and said, "My friends, pay attention - now I have such a beautiful, green spot on my shirt, if time allows, you can also draw it.

Masha smiled and began to put the wind in her face with her palms so that the dust did not flow.

The son of the pathologist forever taught the classy leader to pronounce the phrase: "Did you not forget the head at home?"

All my life I thought that the ankle and the cane are the same thing.

A century of learning. The ankle = the ankle. The muscle is above and behind.

xx: An Australian from YouTube, who runs the channel "primitive technologies" first in a few years went the way from the extraction of fire to the construction of a video camera, and then with its help began to shoot a second passage again.

To the topic of men's spells, that is, fingers and other things in the ass.

I have no right at all, I have no right at all, I have no right at all, I have no right at all. This fact became according to the fact that I am ar-man against him: the Holy Spirit and the other men of the Holy Spirit knew him in his words about the Holy Spirit, because "he who loves so many wives, is himself a woman, and not a man."

And you say, in every time your tricks.

Joanne Rowling will continue to write about the world of sorcerers.

The next book will be titled "Harry Potter and My Thirst for Babel".

Armageddon is a mountain.

Ask your friends what the fire is. Dragons are painting. It is written hyena. This is just a rubbish dump that is regularly burned.

he he he. Again the thick ass.
And I’m the same "cologist" that I like.
And stretched buttocks wide in the door doorway, and round belly, supporting the breasts from below, and the breasts themselves.
And it is because of me that you are forced to look at it, because because of me these women are showing everything and not shamefully hiding under the tiles.
They know that I exist in a lot of copies.
Hate me now :)

Hubble, discussion of programming languages:

Source: It is about the fact that in the previous, say, 10 years almost nothing new has been invented. At first glance, it seems like this is nonsense, but something new appears every week. But if you think about it, then it is actually nothing new, just small plugs, but synthetic sugar.
Randl: All YP is synthetic sugar for assembler ;)
Yes, the assembler is syntax sugar for machine codes.)
VolCh: A machine codes – sugar for the RISC core )))
Sumanai: All sugar over switching transistors.
grossws: All sugar over the wave function.

A couple in the car.
Why did you switch the radio?
There are also some disturbances.
What interference? This is Ramstein!

Questions and Answers;

My husband struggled with me for a long time, but he could not answer. Maybe someone will explain here... Why can’t you just write “Captain,” “Colonel,” and so on instead of all the stripes and stars on the pursuit? Or the abbreviations. Better to understand...

The IMHO. The differences did not appear today. The lower ranks in Tsarist Russia (I think, and in most armies of the time) were virtually illiterate. To tell a peasant about 10 variants of stars and stripes is much easier than to teach him to read. The army is a very hard-working structure, to try to change something established in it - the work of the Sisyphus.

Explain to some humanists that the E-shaped glands, with which they were all sprinkled, but no one knows what it is, in fact, the S-shaped glands, and that they are, possibly, plates from the core of the transformator. What is a transformer, if necessary? Previously, every man with his hands knew this, even if he did not study electrical engineering.

And I am drawn to young 20-year-olds, and I don't know who she is, we agreed not to tell about the adventures on the side.

Every 20-year-old man secretly hopes that his wife will remain loyal to him.
And all of them "we agreed" is: I walk on the children. You sit at home and don’t ask me how I spend my time.