Yesterday, a guy came to us in the store, all slipped, in a suit, with a diplomat. I asked if we had Rahmanians. And we have not. and he: "well then give Cannibal Corps - Kill"
What have I done?! to

Melancholy
Fucking depression for half a year already, as if there were enlightenments, but not long. I tried to find another grandmother, tried drugs, tried a prostitute, tried vodka. Every day it gets worse and worse. I thought time would cure, but time would only destroy. He tried to kill himself, failed, the spirit lacks. What really to do in such a situation?

Amnesia
You just tried shit drugs, cheap prostitutes, and burnt vodka, that’s the problem.

xxx: today here is the truth a tourist one named me inadequate
Old or fat?
XXX: Young and very cute. He behaved like a fox. Only Hamit Guida arrived at the hotel. and stupid. Guess who will get the longest number?

pushkin: to give something unnecessary, you need to download something unnecessary, and we - not enough rating

xxx: I want a little hairy pink jewel
XXX: How to Fly
YYY : Why?
Xxx and fun.
I will feed him with chips.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: That is, flying and being pink is normal for a hunter, did you not notice it?))

Commentary on the film Piranha:
The movie is unrealistic. I watched the movie in 3D, there was a moment when the piranha bit the fucking man and threw him out into the hall! This is not a joke, it really was a flying member in full 3D! Some have been in shock!

1:12 14.Oleg.88: You have to bite this))
1:23 yatebyavse: You can't bite me
1:23 14.Oleg.88: why?? to
1:23 yatebyavse: blacks remain
1:23 14.Oleg.88: Do you have it?
1:24 yatebyavse: No, to the one who bites

Consultation at a medical forum:

The xxx:
Good day! I have a bit of a personal question. The fact is that when I eat spicy food, I burn my back. What can be done about this?? to

YYYY :
Have you tried your mouth?

nauf (11:16:41 28/08/2010)
Do you know this shit?

nauf (11:18:40 28/08/2010)
This is when you like your grandmother and you go to the sea. You think you will come here and get messed up. She came and went to the sea. She thinks she’ll come and shut up. She comes and you break the key. That’s how I’ll come to you tomorrow. You think you’re going to be upset tomorrow. Tomorrow he will break his leg.

Do not need. I was small and stupid. Now I am big and stupid. Everything has changed XD

shinKAMI: We are responsible for those we have joined >_<

1st I open contact.
2nd I open "My Friends"
Three I look... and I see... on the avatars... who has an eagle, who has a tiger, who has a dog... who has a cat...
I think this is a zoo.? to
P.S I remembered that by profession I was a veterinarian and thought even more...

Did I return the 1400 or not?
Violence by: Nea
Here I am the Peder.
Tagged with: oga
Goblin: Pider himself

The boss came to work with a broken right hand, looked at me suspiciously, and gave out: - for the next three weeks you will be my right hand:-(

MagicIsNotHere: I think the papers that are distributed on the street, with stories about LSD and its impact, smell more on advertising.

For the demotivator:
Ahmed: I’m wasting you.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a people!

[12:41:18] Aliq: It would be time for employers to understand that the PT is not a working day, they have a lot of losses on this day.
[12:42:25] Anton: Oh, and make the Pt a weekend - then they will start to lose on Thursday :D

I told my mom that my rubber was broken.
NN: And what about her?and :)
Q: Start fighting, you need to be protected. I can fly more)
CHC: Only then came to her that I was talking about rubber from cowards)

Gimli: Going to a class meeting
Mr 13: My condolences

How to live with your boss "
I, as a small but still a boss, have my own fear: am I suddenly a fool and lead everyone into a deadlock? =) is