Rambler-Novosti: on the territory of the Moscow hospital broke loose
Comment: Yes, we in Chelyabinsk have a lot of laws in the government, and what?

A case of life today.
I went to the troy brother in the army for 100 km on a motorcycle, there under Podolsk, repair of roads and because of this the road was covered entirely, written in the circumference, well there I didn't care about the rule, I traveled along the roads, and back painfully a lot of menta stumbled around the roads, I went to the circumference, quickly overtook everyone and found myself in an incomprehensible ass, I realized that I was lost, but somewhere in a minute for happiness caught me a stream of cars.
Pride the column is headed by a lend rover, after him still cars 20-30, I bowed, went, I think will take, drive about 15 minutes, and around a big ass, finally it ended in a clean field with a terrible crashed crash ground, lend rover was not a fool went on the field and after him all the others, another 10 minutes all cheered joyfully on the ground trampplines, then only I knocked on the glass of the four, ask, may they have a flashmob or fishing, no, it was all in Moscow, all behind him, hit fast lend rover, he immediately drops the glass, laughs, says, not local himself, just go straight, I think I will go out, and here behind a lot of idiots )

Comments on the movie "Cowboys Against Aliens":
xxx : by the title it is clear that the film is not about what they would still call it "Nazi surfers" or "Aqualanists against taxpayers"

The Moroccan book.
Page by Armin van Buuren
Release of the Jubilee Edition of State of Trance
All foreigners in admiration, say we run to buy, now with i-tunes we download and td and etc.

Somewhere in the middle of the comments - an orphan comment in Russian:

I’m going to go out of the torrents, I’ll estimate.

We are Russians :)

My son is 9 years old and speaks.
I know what a synchrophasotron is.
Where did you hear that? OO
It was told on television.
And what is it?
This is where the Synchrophasocar should sit.
and. and. and.

I just go out with my boyfriend sometimes. I lie on the bed, I have an attack of tenderness, I start it... hm, licking. Natural reaction: Blessed birth, closed eyes. After 2 minutes, he opens his eyes, cleans my hand and stretches behind the phone with the words “There’s probably already a toy loaded.”
At my stinking look, he answered relentlessly: "Well, what, I still don't have any more light today."

2 days before the exam - AAAAAAAAA, PIZDEC, I am counted!!!!! to
The exam was postponed for five days - URA, fucking, you can not do 5 days!! to
What kind of fool am I?? to

Slavyan: I am, by the way, overwhelmed - in terms of communicating with girls
Slavyan: I shake my hand so to say
The Slavs: Aaa
The Slavs: Fuck
Tagged with :DD
Slavic: meaning of language
Tagged with: ahahahaha
The Slavs: AAA
The Slavs: The Fucks
I am crying!! :DDD
Ellamp: Oh yeah revu....)
The Slavs: Fucking

I am increasingly noticing that modern girls have begun to dress in intimate shops.

Advertiser: - You see, the inhaler is very similar to a cigarette to facilitate the process of getting rid of this harmful habit. I: It is terrible to think about the true purpose of the false imitator in the light of what has just been said.

I stand and cook. A response from the window:
I have five children, I have served in Afghanistan, and you speak to me for watching the scene between Geralt and Triss in the Elf Baths in the second Witch?! to

I recently walked with my child near the house. look - the car repair arrived big so dirty.. son pleased (he is 1.5 years old) let's admire OGOGO!! Oh didid!(This is the Yes!) There are three smokers nearby. These guys are strict in specialties. One of them looked closely and said, “Here’s my mom listen, you won’t even be driving in such a car!”

Recently on the box, on the channel Vesti 24 in the evening (18.00 Moscow) issue was such a joke. During a report from the flooded storm of New York, the vitrines of some store or restaurant were shown, wrapped with flanged shields. On one of them was an inscription in Russian - "Lunch". On another announcement, also in Russian - "Closed on Armageddon"))

You are in contact all day long!! to
YYY: How do you know?
XXX is fuck!! to

XXX: How is Sanek there? He said so much yesterday!
YYY: If you look at the overall results, he seemed to have won...
XXX is o.o.
Yyy: Sani has a broken scrotum, and his opponent has four fingers of his left hand and two fingers of his right hand.

My wife told. When she was lying in the nursery with a little girl, there was a girl there, so she needed to write out, and this was forgotten on the day of discharge, stupidly not included in the lists, she, of course, was upset. Bring her a little nurse after some procedures and says with reproach "What you did not put on his diapers, he did us out in full!", the girl’s response killed: "And this is our and son’s position in relation to the state!"))))))))))

Philosopher: I was so upset that when the ex asked what I wanted to do with our relationship, he answered "42".

The Borrowers! There is a phrase called "The Song That Can't Be Called" (The Song That Can't Be Called). I don’t think I’m alone, even in my head it’s awkward to pronounce that name.

What is the end of summer? This also has its pluses!
YYY: What are the pluses?
XXX: the series continues.

The Russians get fast when they are going to steal a horse with a cart.